6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

Hamm/Karen vs. Ketch/Futureman in a steel cage match.  

[Dennis Taylor 19,355]

2 hours ago, Bear19 said:

I haven’t seen them. Someone re-post them.

Borderline neg worthy 

[Bear19 82]

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Borderline neg worthy 

Go ahead and neg me. I just want to see If my mental picture of her is anywhere close to reality. If it is i assure you I won’t peek more than once.

[KYHorn 17,615]

7 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

Go ahead and neg me. I just want to see If my mental picture of her is anywhere close to reality. If it is i assure you I won’t peek more than once.

Did you mean "peak", or will that be more than once?

[markstanco 12,788]

Ah, the old aggy endowment burn. Because that money can be thrown around easily on the reg like cash

And the people who use it most or talk about opening the checkbook for coaches/ADs/etc are the people who give zero money.

[markstanco 12,788]

1234

[Elmer_Fudd 22,994]

20 minutes ago, markstanco said:

1234

Best in the business.

[texifornia 59,017]

24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Best in the business.

The executive recruiting business? (Frenzy actually has his whole resume up)

Edited April 28, 2019 by texifornia

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Oh, dear Lord. The fuckup potential is limitless.

[KYHorn 17,615]

Ouch, AggieScoop topped out at "approximately 600 subscribers".

 

[Get ln My Van 934]

Dude is mental

[demos 3,036]

What’s the o/u on how long he’s employed at this gig?

[ClubWhatever 12,310]

2 minutes ago, demos said:

What’s the o/u on how long he’s employed at this gig?

The over already won

[Longhornfrenzy 6,331]

3 minutes ago, demos said:

What’s the o/u on how long he’s employed at this gig?

Till he follows a prospective employee into the bathroom.

6 months

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

This is not the type of recruiting Hamm excels at. Can't see this lasting long. 

[SimkinsMan 4,554]

6 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

This is not the type of recruiting Hamm excels at. Can't see this lasting long. 

You need to ... TRUST THE HAMM.

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

Is it weird that aggy loses Hamm and their AD to LSU in a week? 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

What is their actual endowment?  For the college station campus.  I am pretty sure ours is much larger but they resort to their typical lying/obfuscation to make themselves appear better than they are.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Florida and Georgia 

Bbbbbwwwwhhhhahahahahaha.

Uh, no.

[markstanco 12,788]

What’s the o/u on how long he’s employed at this gig?

He is a recruiter. Those type of companies don't fire people, the employees just find jobs paying more than 20k and move on.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

57 minutes ago, demos said:

What’s the o/u on how long he’s employed at this gig?

He is a recruiter. Those type of companies don't fire people, the employees just find jobs paying more than 20k and move on.

"Hold my Smurf-juice."

--The Hamm

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

It sounds like Karen needs to sail away to Key Largo.

I'm sure aggy would love that. I prefer her right where she is, the cloaca of the universe.

Karen’s a stupid bitch. I can assure you Clemson was thinking nothing of aggy when they wrote the AD’s contract. 

Hopefully Karen and aggy all go out together Heaven’s Gate style. Pro-tip: nobody likes any of you. 

Of course they wern't. KKL is in full Florida Woman fuge.

It would an epic troll job if one of you glorious bastards was KKL, but we have seen pics of the old hag.

Shes actually the perfect aggy.

Epic troll job?

 

Naw, just Florida Woman.

Go ahead and neg me. I just want to see If my mental picture of her is anywhere close to reality. If it is i assure you I won’t peek more than once.

Here ya go...

 

 

She is on the right.

 

I find it hilarious that aggy has engaged Florida Woman and now can't extricate themselves from her.

 

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

 

Mark Twain

 

Well aggy for sure is stupid but KKL has been at it a lot longer.

 

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,505]

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

1 hour ago, demos said:

What’s the o/u on how long he’s employed at this gig?

He is a recruiter. Those type of companies don't fire people, the employees just find jobs paying more than 20k and move on.

Excuse you. Head of business development!

that company has 20-50 employees and annual revenue of a million bucks. I’m sure he’s stacking paper. 

[markstanco 12,788]

I wouldn't trust manta on those numbers (if that is what you are looking at)

[derp 845]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

1234

Owning the shit out of late round draft coverage when everyone else in America has already moved on.

[SimkinsMan 4,554]

So much for the vaunted "Aggy network." Hamm now works for the LSU Tigers.

 

"Katy, Texas-based Recruiting Source International has been named the fastest growing company owned or led by an LSU alumni."

[markstanco 12,788]

[Telegraph_it 3,379]

Recruiting Source International reminds me of

 

I am looking forward to their holiday Christmas video this year. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

12 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

I'm sure aggy would love that. I prefer her right where she is, the cloaca of the universe.Of course they wern't. KKL is in full Florida Woman fuge.Epic troll job?

 

Naw, just Florida Woman.

Here ya go...

 

 

She is on the right.

 

I find it hilarious that aggy has engaged Florida Woman and now can't extricate themselves from her.

 

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

 

Mark Twain

 

Well aggy for sure is stupid but KKL has been at it a lot longer.

 

 

 

 

Susan Tyrrell passed away in Austin about 6 years ago.

[Blotto 24,021]

4 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

So much for the vaunted "Aggy network." Hamm now works for the LSU Tigers.

 

"Katy, Texas-based Recruiting Source International has been named the fastest growing company owned or led by an LSU alumni."

their linkedin page claims the business was started in 2003. They have 14 employee profiles on that page. After 16 years of torrid growth, they turn to Hamm to take them to the next level.  

[markstanco 12,788]

14 employees in 16 years is the fastest growing company by an LSU alum? Speaks volumes about their school if true.

[Skyline 325]

I can't wait for Hamm's reaction when LSU beats them next year

[EZ$ 2,125]

24 minutes ago, Skyline said:

I can't wait for Hamm's reaction when LSU beats them next year

You think he’s going to stick???  He’ll be on his 3rd job by the time they play LSU. 

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

24 minutes ago, Skyline said:

I can't wait for Hamm's reaction when LSU beats them next year

Hamm will have to step lightly or his LSU bosses will fire his ass.  If he loses this job,  will have to leave Kingwood and move to Waller or Hockley.   Navasota won't have him.  

[Pato del Muerto 53,505]

He’ll end up in Cleveland selling used cabotas. 

[Tex Pete 21,488]

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

14 employees in 16 years is the fastest growing company by an LSU alum? Speaks volumes about their school if true.

This is the first one that doesn’t involve nutria rat. They’re trail blazing. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

14 employees in 16 years is the fastest growing company by an LSU alum? Speaks volumes about their school if true.

Makes perfect sense, if you look at the job listings on their site -- mostly temp work. That's right up the alley of anyone with an LSU degree.

[demos 3,036]

Makes perfect sense, if you look at the job listings on their site -- mostly temp work. That's right up the alley of anyone with an LSU degree.

Also appropriate since hamm will be there temporarily.

[Leanderman 2,367]

hamm must be the restroom attendant?

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

8 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

hamm must be the restroom attendant?

Is that a promotion from pool boy?  

[Pato del Muerto 53,505]

9 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is that a promotion from pool boy?  

Lateral. Just a smaller pool, really. 

[markstanco 12,788]

Somebody ask him about the aggy network and him working for an LSU alum

[Longhornfrenzy 6,331]

He actually put monitoring Facebook on his resume.

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

That is incredible. 

[Scholz 12,306]

On 4/27/2019 at 7:04 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Best in the business.

[Get ln My Van 934]

My favorite part is when he puts ‘insider’ information.

[Leanderman 2,367]

Mine was the part about cold calling. How about something about showing up on recruits door steps unannounced?

[Pato del Muerto 53,505]

That last line is good as well. TREC provides contracts, and MLS provides market research. Negotiation is highly subjective. 

Here, now you too can be adept at contract drafting. 

https://www.trec.texas.gov/forms-and-contracts

Edited April 29, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[cafe society 2,903]

5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

He actually put monitoring Facebook on his resume.

No words.

[Leanderman 2,367]

Accompanied clients during visits to the restroom, and inspections of property.