6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[westexhorn 2017]

12 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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She's gonna end up using the tubs of ice cream to numb her brain after the first qtr

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20395]

35 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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This is exactly what the Aggies deserve. 

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

44 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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[tejas60 3533]

I thought she was gonna be at the game and kick some dude's ass at the hotel before the game???

[Carl Spackler 3481]

56 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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She forgot the extra box of Depends.

[You don't know me 1161]

14 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

She forgot the extra box of Depends.

And the peanut butter for poor Norman.

[cafe society 2869]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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Color me unsurprised.  The only things missing are cheese whiz and slim jims.  It's gonna make continuing to squeeze into her Ladies of the Invisible Empire smock a challenge, though.

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

And the peanut butter for poor Norman.

[Scholz 11943]

No Virginia Slims? Also, unsurprising it takes 3 bottles of wine to get that fat cow drunk.

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

And the peanut butter for poor Norman.

[Sabalo 994]

3 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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I'm betting she'll need another box of good wine before that game is over.

[TXs 226]

Stop hating she''s a JIMBO fan, so ever if aggy loses it's no loss.

Can you imagine someone on this board saying they're a Herman fan only. Jeez.

Edited September 6, 2019 by TXs

[RGBIII 22840]

2 hours ago, TXs said:

Stop hating she''s a JIMBO fan, so ever if aggy loses it's no loss.

Can you imagine someone on this board saying they're a Herman fan only. Jeez.

I’m a Giles fan only

[Scholz 11943]

I’m a fan of my employer also. Pays my bills.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

No Virginia Slims? Also, unsurprising it takes 3 bottles of wine to get that fat cow drunk.

Virginia Slims are what respectable middle-aged white trash women smoke. Karen is a Swisher Sweets and Boone's kinda gal.

[UDontKnow 10444]

25 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Virginia Slims are what respectable middle-aged white trash women smoke. Karen is a Swisher Sweets and Boone's kinda gal.

I thought she might dip Copenhagen.

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Karen snorts snuff

Edited September 7, 2019 by The Earl of Texas

[SydneyCarton 48081]

12 hours ago, TXs said:

Stop hating she''s a JIMBO fan, so ever if aggy loses it's no loss.

Can you imagine someone on this board saying they're a Herman fan only. Jeez.

Have you met Iconoclast Texan?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Have you met Iconoclast Texan?

He's a cooger high fan

[Viper 12109]

He's a Houston fan and all the coaches, colleges, sports teams and flop houses it contains. 

[Beau Vine 54215]

Noticed this in a DCTF preview of the Bryan HS vs A&M Consol game:

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Adding spice to the rivalry is the attempted transfer of four Bryan players to A&M Consolidated last winter. Three of those players were ruled ineligible and are back playing at Bryan. One player, Kerry Brooks, was ruled eligible at A&M Consolidated and is expected to be a key contributor for the Tigers.

For the life of me, I can't figure out why:

1) Tom Herman would direct the UIL to make three of these kids ineligible

and

2) Why Texags and KarenKrustyKunt are not going apoplectic about 1).

Edited September 7, 2019 by Beau Vine

[EP_Texican 377]

Karen and Hamm at half time. both have been pretty quiet for reasons unknown






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[EP_Texican 377]

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[westexhorn 2017]

16 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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lets be honest, she's got not real teeth left

[texaslong 678]

Karen and her beloved aggys didn't even show up. Jimbo's offense was exposed but yeah, it's probably just one of those days. 

[C-Man 27218]

A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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Hamm’s game day spread:

[Leanderman 2275]

Just hope she didn't run out of mad dog wine?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Hamm’s game day spread:

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[zzz 199]

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

Hamm’s game day spread:

 

Little bit uh butta fix that right up./Price

[RabidM 2666]

Sayles is leaving gigem247. Should we start a petition for them to re-hire the Hamm? The entertainment value from their  other idiots just isn't as good. 

Edited September 9, 2019 by RabidM

[texifornia 56930]

[Chooky 13307]

Wine connoisseurs know someone has a good wine when they refer to it as "good wine."

[golfclap 6903]

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Wine connoisseurs know someone has a good wine when they refer to it as "good wine."

that fucking box isn't gonna drink itself Chooky. 

[Radical Larry 28587]

[Beau Vine 54215]

 

[Butch Had Not 2969]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Holy shit Brandon. This is aggy in three words. 

[Chopper 17230]

Bag hag couldn't figure out if this was real or just an exaggeration. 

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The fact that these kids and this institution have let this go on for over a century is unconscionable,” says lead investigator Winston Hughes. “While it does not appear any of the cadets were able to translate their fake military status into getting laid, the vast majority did attempt to get free apps at the local Chili’s every Veterans’ Day.”

 

Edited September 13, 2019 by Chopper

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

[Leanderman 2275]

Someone needs to ask KKL how many games she has watched demas play in so far this year like she said she would.

[Beau Vine 54215]

Narrator: None of Jameis' teammates would eat a W that night, as the Bucs lost 30-10.

Edited September 13, 2019 by Beau Vine

[texifornia 56930]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Narrator: None of Jameis' teammates would eat a W that night, as the Bucs lost 30-10.

Best part of that is all of his teammates just standing around looking at him like he's some kind of offputting hobo.

[Katfid54 8630]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Narrator: None of Jameis' teammates would eat a W that night, as the Bucs lost 30-10.

In the past, the "narrator" voice in my head is ALWAYS Ron Howard's voice from Arrested Development.

But this one was Liev Schrieber's voice, from Hard Knocks.

[markstanco 12574]

Looks like she deleted that tweet.

[EP_Texican 377]

Looks like she deleted that tweet.

It’s still there. But it still only has 1 like


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[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

55 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

It’s still there. But it still only has 1 like


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Has he thrown a TD yet?

[markstanco 12574]

It’s still there. But it still only has 1 like


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I'm bad at twitter.

[EP_Texican 377]

Hamm still mad at EJ


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[texifornia 56930]

6 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Hamm still mad at EJ


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And the Michigan fans say... nothing. Because how are they going to see what the private account of a TAMU fan executive recruiter tweets?

[Goodman 3273]

Yippee, another safety.

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

And the Michigan fans say... nothing. Because how are they going to see what the private account of a TAMU fan executive recruiter tweets?

Even if they stumble upon this tweet, I can guarantee that there are exactly 0 Michigan fans who understand (or care about) the “pizza boy” reference.