6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Duval Street 420]

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

What's the over/under on the amount of time it takes for one of their posters to call him a "fag"?

If the over/under is “now,” I’ll take the under.

[Chopper 17432]

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

What's the over/under on the amount of time it takes for one of their posters to call him a "fag"?

 

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

You wouldn’t want to grab a beer with this guy?

 

 

You don't see the resemblance?

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

I'm not so sure this guy isn't going to fit in over there. I mean: 

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I was born in South Africa

Just wait until he goes to interview Evans and says something like "In my experience the bleks do not work hard unless an Afrikaner is in charge." He'll be the most popular mod on that board. 

[Chopper 17432]

Overheard in Collie Station:

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Our new croot reporter is really cool not like that sip fehg EJ. Instead of drinking lattes he drinks half natty lite with half lemonade!"

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I'm not so sure this guy isn't going to fit in over there. I mean: 

Just wait until he goes to interview Evans and says something like "In my experience the bleks do not work hard unless an Afrikaner is in charge." He'll be the most popular mod on that board. 

[Dbeasy 15597]

tasty and delicious
Spoiler

 

One might refer to this as a Tard Tussle.

[cafe society 2903]

I don't know, gents.  I think Mr. Bean may be exactly the right person to cover aggy sports.

[Vertigo 20499]

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

I don't know, gents.  I think Mr. Bean may be exactly the right person to cover aggy sports.

[williemackgarza 1827]

New aggy croot porter look lil like meemaw.
Like the runt from her last litter?
With the abusive one.
Ze needs to move to cstat! Aint ze heard its lit !

[texifornia 59017]

Look who's not private anymore

 

Edited September 20, 2019 by texifornia

[Sejjr 3250]

Is the heart emoji because she loves wrinkly wieners or because she loves the quality of Circle K cuisine? 

Edited September 20, 2019 by Sejjr

[Chooky 13340]

8 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Is the heart emoji because she loves wrinkly wieners or because she loves the quality of Circle K cuisine? 

Why not gross?

[markstanco 12794]

Let's burn down all bridges. Wait, his twitter is private.

[Chooky 13340]

A blast from the 2016 signing day.

 

[EZ$ 2125]

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Look who's not private anymore

 

 

Surely Jimbo pays her enough to afford something better than Circle K hot dogs?? 

[C-Man 27782]

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

Let's burn down all bridges. Wait, his twitter is private.

What is Hammster's point? Clarence has always been a vocal UT fan. He's an Ex after all. And he covers the Cowboys. Again, what is that dipshit saying?

[cafe society 2903]

Hey, can't have any burnt orange bias contaminating Cowboys coverage.  I think the plate in Hamm's noggin musta shifted.

[tejas60 3561]

[Beau Vine 55867]

 

[texifornia 59017]

[TommyGufano 6023]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

lololol. That's not real is it???

[texifornia 59017]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

lololol. That's not real is it???

@Longhornfrenzy, that's him, right?

[Pato del Muerto 53514]

Oh my god yes Hamm engage!

going full Zach smith, should go on his podcast and put sumlin on blast. 

Edited September 22, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Longhornfrenzy 6333]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@Longhornfrenzy, that's him, right?

Yes

[texifornia 59017]

Angry and about to have a maaaajor coke hangover is no way to go through life

Spoiler

 

[oh_snap 694]

Sumlin should take Hamm seriously. He’s an expert at ruining careers. And marriages. 

[Scholz 12309]

[Terry Silver 219]

Ho Lee Fuk

Sum Ting Wong

[Pato del Muerto 53514]

I’ll call you names and also pray for you. 

[crash_davis 23470]

damn, no wonder he's divorced and can't keep jobs.  that dude has mental issues.  

i'm putting him on my suicide list.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

If Hamm's account is locked, and Sumlin doesn't follow him, he'll never see the tweet. It's just the midget acting tough knowing Summy will never see it. 

[Tex Pete 21489]

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn, no wonder he's divorced and can't keep jobs.  that dude has mental issues.  

i'm putting him on my suicide list.

Yep. If he knew when to shut his fucking mouth, he’d still be married, still have a job, still be tucking his kids in at night, still be an aggy in good standing,  and a Longhorn wouldn’t be fucking his wife. 

[Serak The Preparer 3484]

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn, no wonder he's divorced and can't keep jobs.  that dude has mental issues.  

i'm putting him on my suicide list.

The shitty thing is I genuinely think suicide may be one of the better outcomes. At least that only harms Hamm but his feed is looking really fucking dark.

[TommyGufano 6023]

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yep. If he knew when to shut his fucking mouth, he’d still be married, still have a job, still be tucking his kids in at night, still be an aggy in good standing,  and a Longhorn wouldn’t be fucking his wife. 

I'm not ready to sign off on this part

[Blotto 24023]

lulz. jimbo is going to break aggy.

[Scholz 12309]

Feels like Bilbo was their last gasp at glory and they know it 

[RGBIII 23019]

20 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Feels like Bilbo was their last gasp at glory and they know it 

 

[RabidM 2758]

Hamm doesn't have the guts to do it. He probably doesn't really know anything anyway that could be substantiated. He's a little man talking big, as usual. 

[Machinator 32103]

Best thread bump in a long time.

[Get ln My Van 934]

I’d pay to see Hamm try and “beat the fuck out of” anyone.

Holy shit has he gone off the deep end lol

 

[UDontKnow 10572]

8 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

I’d pay to see Hamm try and “beat the fuck out of” anyone.

Holy shit has he gone off the deep end lol

 

If the other guy is thin skinned, all he has to do is file a police report and Hamm's tough guy tune will change rather abruptly.

[Butch Had Not 3061]

I'm a twitter idiot so what does the sumlin tweet mean with the eyes?

[Post Oak 20568]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm a twitter idiot so what does the sumlin tweet mean with the eyes?

He was trending on Twitter nationwide because aggy was comparing him to Cuckbo.

He saw it and thought it was funny.

[RGBIII 23019]

Even Hamm must know that “I’m better than you in every aspect of life” is a complete lie...at this point just keeping a job for 3 months means you’re better than Hamm at something 

Edited September 22, 2019 by RGBIII

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Hamm is a loser.  Fuck him and his career in "9.95 journalism" and his career in pool cleaning, pizza delivery and Facebook.

[Goodman 3283]

We need some photos of ex-Ms.Hamm living the single life. 

You bet KKK was aggressive flicking that stale bean tonight.

[Sejjr 3250]

Hamm might be the canary in the coal mine for aggy. He should be on suicide watch immediately. 

[Leanderman 2367]

Just waiting for KKL to start defending dumbo and having hamm join the conversation. I wonder how many boxes of wine KKL went through yesterday?

[Longhornfrenzy 6333]

Hamm is gone from Twitter.

[Radical Larry 28822]

The downward spiral continues.