6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[markstanco 12504]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I don't believe I have ever encountered anyone quite that pathetic before, but I am in no way surprised that the biggest loser I have ever even heard of is an aggy fanboi.

[derp 731]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

Taylor Hamm is the personification of Wile E. Coyote if I've ever seen one. Always after the Road Runner, but ends up blowing himself up.

[Neonmoon 38127]

I’m guessing Hamm, A&M, Sumlin, or someone’s lawyers had a nice little chat with him today. 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Hamm's tweets last night screamed "I've given up". I think he's had enough. Just your standard aggy-all talk but in reality a miserable son of a bitch from all the losing. 

[texifornia 56487]

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m guessing Hamm, A&M, Sumlin, or someone’s lawyers had a nice little chat with him today. 

Honestly some of those aggy fans he was jawing at probably just reported him. I doubt Sumlin follows him.

On the other hand, some Ole Miss writers were laughing at the screenshot of the Sumlin reply so it might have made its way around.

Edited September 22, 2019 by texifornia

[Beau Vine 53982]

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m guessing Hamm, A&M, Sumlin, or someone’s lawyers had a nice little chat with him today. 

I'm guessing they didn't.  Because if they did, that would mean that Hamm is not completely irrelevant.

[HenryJames 65886]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

How is a booster seat going to ruin Sumlin’s career?

[Neonmoon 38127]

Hamm claims he has evidence of something that would ruin Sumlins career. He either means something personal Sumlin did at A&M or something Sumlin did as a coach that was improper. So A&M either would get in trouble for the coach related stuff or for covering up the personal stuff. Either way, it’s not good for A&M

[EP_Texican 377]

Hamm is gone from Twitter.

He will be truly missed.


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[Chopper 17152]

Suddenly deleting your twitter account with its 12k followers after a night of angry tweeting and calling people names is what ordinarily precedes that person stepping in front of a bus, right?

[Newy25 7638]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm is gone from Twitter.

I honestly think we are going to hear about a mass shooting near Houston soon. 

[SydneyCarton 47845]

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I honestly think we are going to hear about a mass shooting near Houston soon. 

Anyone who wants to instigate or have floor seats just needs to hang around Spindletap in Houston. 

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Suddenly deleting your twitter account with its 12k followers after a night of angry tweeting and calling people names is what ordinarily precedes that person stepping in front of a bus, right?

Or entering a fugue state for a day before being found under a bridge near a chik fil a, then going about your life like it never happened. 

[Post Oak 20183]

I'll miss him

[closetojumping 62209]

1 hour ago, derp said:

Taylor Hamm is the personification of Wile E. Coyote if I've ever seen one. Always after the Road Runner, but ends up blowing himself up.

This is a great fucking comparison. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

man, aggy is really peaking early this year.

[texifornia 56487]

[texifornia 56487]

Man she haaaates Manziel

[Goodman 3273]

Please turn into another Johny coke head vs Jimbo renegade program public spat, even if immediately deleted. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Meanwhile

[maninblack 7974]

Oh shit she just went after Johnny Jesus

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Man she haaaates Manziel

So did their HS teams the day before, Karen.

[Viper 12024]

So how many more Aggy loses and Michelob ultras until Hamm hits rock bottom and hooks up with crazy Karen?

[randygilman 643]

"natty"

[Sabalo 994]

3 minutes ago, randygilman said:

"natty"

and their new term "champie"

[crash_davis 23081]

so who's more mentally unstable.  

taylor hamm or zach smith?

[EP_Texican 377]

So how many more Aggy loses and Michelob ultras until Hamm hits rock bottom and hooks up with crazy Karen?

It would have to take a lot. Karen doesn’t like Hamm very much.


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[Newy25 7638]

I’m better than you at literally every aspect of life! Except my career, my marriage, my education, social media use and some other stuff. But other than that I have you beat in every aspect of life! 

 

 

[Chooky 13300]

30 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

so who's more mentally unstable.  

taylor hamm or zach smith?

yes

[texifornia 56487]

gigem247 posters on Hamm

Spoiler

 

[texifornia 56487]

Karen weighs in, Perroni locks the thread

Spoiler

 

[texifornia 56487]

LSU247

Spoiler

 

[texifornia 56487]

And their mod chimes in

Spoiler

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

That's good shit.

[crash_davis 23081]

it's quite a feat to be universally hated by every college fan base, including his own alma mater.

[Caddox 952]

Hamm could cause aggy some issues. Sumdawg's behavior at several points was not exactly discreet. Guy was getting fucked up all the time. Theres no way he was always exercising good judgement about protecting himself and the program. Lots of "rumors" about private planes to vegas with donors and coeds. Fucktard ags were bragging about it at the time. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Hamm does not give a shit because he is a clueless fish camp aggy for life.  Some aggy run concrete paving company will eventually hire him as a quality control inspector.  

[Harvdog 2276]

I actually think they should have called it the “Shag” copter based on the ass he was pullin’....allegedly

[crash_davis 23081]

he won't do it.  burning sumlin but would also burn aggy to the ground.   he has to know this.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Johnny and summy beat auburn, Karen. 

Mond and jimbo are 0-2. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

3 hours ago, Sabalo said:

and their new term "champie"

Hall of Champies? 

[Wiler77 1556]

This guy is going to end up on the wrong end of a Houston Chronicle obituary soon.  I just hope he has enough sense to not harm anyone else on his way out.  Oh, and also that he is stupid enough to shine a light on Aggy violations.

The other thing I can't help but notice, and this is a little CL, is the comment of disbelief that someone can be a Christian and a liberal.  Not worth more comments here, but Jesus this guy is a perfect parody of Aggy.

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

Props to A&M for failing it out so proper in that heat in front of the home crowd. Extra points to Fisher whose offense fucking blows and looked like a little bitch every time they showed him on camera. Hamm was out doing his thing, strong effort. Meemaw being a moron at a championship level. A+ to the whole group, solid team effort to max aggy.

Oh,and Sumlin?? Yeeeeeahhhhh

[The Golden Hat 299]

This is wonderful. Just wonderful

[Newy25 7638]

16 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

This guy is going to end up on the wrong end of a Houston Chronicle obituary soon.  I just hope he has enough sense to not harm anyone else on his way out.  Oh, and also that he is stupid enough to shine a light on Aggy violations.

The other thing I can't help but notice, and this is a little CL, is the comment of disbelief that someone can be a Christian and a liberal.  Not worth more comments here, but Jesus this guy is a perfect parody of Aggy.

I found that comment about liberals just the perfect embodiment of Hamm. Not anything to do with politics just that he resorted to religion and politics to try to discredit someone. He is flailing and his threat to Sumlin was just that. A desperate hail marry to remain relevant. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

20 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I found that comment about liberals just the perfect embodiment of Hamm. Not anything to do with politics just that he resorted to religion and politics to try to discredit someone. He is flailing and his threat to Sumlin was just that. A desperate hail marry to remain relevant. 

It really is part of the aggy identity to be a "christian conservative," but you don't have to scratch the surface very hard to realize that it has nothing to do with belief, ethics, philosophy, theology, politics, etc. It's just a badge for membership in a club. Being aggy is their real religion, and being boring and unimpressive is their real politics.

Edited September 22, 2019 by Walden Ponderer

[Carl Spackler 3461]

Currently OD'ing on tears.  Too much deliciousness.

[BigOrange1 6422]

21 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It really is part of the aggy identity to be a "christian conservative," but you don't have to scratch the surface very hard to realize that it has nothing to do with belief, ethics, philosophy, theology, politics, etc. It's just a badge for membership in a club. Being aggy is their real religion, and being boring and unimpressive is their real politics.

"christian conservative" is just something they used to justify their blatant racism/homophobia.