6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Where have you gone, Tyler Hamm?

Surly turns its laughing eyes to you 

Woo, woo, woo

What’s that you say, Mrs. KKL?

Toilet Smurf has left and gone away 

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

[Scholz 11933]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

he won't do it.  burning sumlin but would also burn aggy to the ground.   he has to know this.

He should start a podcast and print up tshirts.

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

He was angry after the game, probably drunk, applies his trademark speak-then-think approach, and as usual, won’t have the clout, balls, or material to back up his mouth.

But the embarrassment of the whole thing is real and will be filed away for later use against him. Own worst enemy. Goddamn he is my favorite.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

I am not sure that Hamm is self aware that burning Sumlin will also burn the aggy administration and make him a pariah.  Once an aggy former student, always an aggy.  Once an aggy stool pigeon, always a former aggy stool pigeon.  If Hamm has videos worse than Sumlin's Indy hotel incident, then he should blackmail everybody and make John Sharp pay him.    

[Bevo14 8274]

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

Angry and about to have a maaaajor coke hangover is no way to go through life

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Getting your shit pushed in on Twitter by a dude named Pillow. Classic 6figs.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

13 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Getting your shit pushed in on Twitter by a dude named Pillow. Classic 6figs.

Hamm would not last one round with Pillow.  Cold cock KO.

[EP_Texican 377]

So after not being an aggy until 18 months ago, Karen is a “real” aggy? I thought they didn’t have t shirt fans.


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[Scholz 11933]

That and bag hag is denounced by many aggys on a daily basis.

[Bear19 82]

 Was Rumlin’s tweet simply rolling eyes? I would’ve thought there would’ve been more to it to get Hamm so disturbed. Of course he is disturbed for no reason anyway. 

[Lurch 5921]

How long until “My account was hacked” is floated?

[demos 2992]

I am not sure that Hamm is self aware that burning Sumlin will also burn the aggy administration and make him a pariah.

He’s already a pariah

[BigSwingingD 719]

43 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Where have you gone, Tyler Hamm?

Surly turns its laughing eyes to you 

Woo, woo, woo

What’s that you say, Mrs. KKL?

Toilet Smurf has left and gone away 

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Hiding in a bathroom stall lookin for a glory hole

Scaring top recruits that didn't know it

Its a little thread we call the Taylor Hamm affair

We are just so sad that you no longer have your page

 

 

Standing on the sidelines on a Friday afternoon

Something you said just pissed off Brauni

He's a little bigger and certainly taller than you

But your aggy pride is by no means shrimpy

He throws you round like a little rag doll

Thank God the coaches pull him off you

 

Hook'em 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

Sumlin's eyes always look like that.

[HtownHorn 14468]

12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m guessing Hamm, A&M, Sumlin, or someone’s lawyers had a nice little chat with him today. 

That tweet probably got reported to twitter, and the platform kicked him off.

[horn4life 3755]

WOW came over to see any good news on the recruiting side and the Hammster has completely lost his mental stability. I personally hope he get's it back.  Otherwise this thread would not exist.

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

4 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

He was angry after the game, probably drunk, applies his trademark speak-then-think approach, and as usual, won’t have the clout, balls, or material to back up his mouth.

But the embarrassment of the whole thing is real and will be filed away for later use against him. Own worst enemy. Goddamn he is my favorite.

Smurfenfreude

[Chopper 17152]

3 hours ago, Bear19 said:

 Was Rumlin’s tweet simply rolling eyes? I would’ve thought there would’ve been more to it to get Hamm so disturbed. Of course he is disturbed for no reason anyway. 

I'm not clear if Sumlin's tweet was just in response to the fact that he was already trending on Twitter because so many aggy were mentioning him following the aggy loss. I think that's what happened. But the angry little hamster with the big chip on his shoulder, along with some other aggy, mistakenly took Sumlin's tweet as intending to insult aggy. 

Edited September 23, 2019 by Chopper

[Tex Pete 20165]

I wasn’t a big fan of Sumlin and all his “swag” bullshit when he was at aggy, but he’s 10x the person that anyone affiliated with Texas a&m is. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12414]

I am sitting in a bar on the Canada/Minnesota border and overdosing on Aggie misery. I am a sick person. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I wasn’t a big fan of Sumlin and all his “swag” bullshit when he was at aggy, but he’s 10x the person that anyone affiliated with Texas a&m is. 

I was a fan of the aggy swag.

[Alex Karev 1028]

Hamster going to tell about playing chutes and ladders with stumbling Sumlin.

[Leanderman 2267]

Chutes and ladders? More like hide the baloney. One will provide the baloney, the other the hide.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

I assume Sumlin was just noting the eye popping realization that aggy was paying $12.5M this year for these results.  $7.5M to jumbo and $5M to himself.

Or might have been the fact that all he was known for was scoring points and jumbo's inability to score can't be pinned on Sumlin nor his recruits that he left. That lack of scoring can all be pinned of championship caliber coaching.

[Scholz 11933]

[markstanco 12504]

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm

Account now has been deleted. (before I think he just deleted all tweets I believe)

[HtownHorn 14468]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm

Account now has been deleted. (before I think he just deleted all tweets I believe)

Much more likely twitter deplatformed him for making threats against a minority. They kinda take that shit seriously.

[Leanderman 2267]

hamster just still pissed at rumlin for after firing his pool boy, rumlin didn't hire him.

[Sejjr 3246]

Pretty sure Hamm had his access revoked during the Sumlin regime, so he probably has a sizable chip on his tiny shoulder. Now that Hamm has been banned from twitter, will he fade out into obscurity?

[Angry Gorilla 1763]

2 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Now that Hamm has been banned from twitter, will he fade out into obscurity?

He's probably signing up for MySpace as we speak

[RGBIII 22798]

4 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

He's probably signing up for MySpace as we speak

Sadly Hamm wouldnt have enough friends to fill out his Top 8, probably would just  be Myspace Tom and Footwork King

 

[markstanco 12504]

17 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Pretty sure Hamm had his access revoked during the Sumlin regime

247 and hamm was kicked out.  The only way 247 could regain credentials was firing Hamm IIRC. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

20 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Pretty sure Hamm had his access revoked during the Sumlin regime, so he probably has a sizable chip on his tiny shoulder. Now that Hamm has been banned from twitter, will he fade out into obscurity?

More like Bolivian. 

[FloridaHorn 4735]

14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sadly Hamm wouldnt have enough friends to fill out his Top 8, probably would just  be Myspace Tom and Footwork King

 

They could call it Our Space.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Hamm about to start posting Wordpad screenshots on Instagram 

[Scholz 11933]

36 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Pretty sure Hamm had his access revoked during the Sumlin regime, so he probably has a sizable chip on his tiny shoulder. Now that Hamm has been banned from twitter, will he fade out into obscurity?

[Newy25 7638]

It would be even more glorious if Hamm was actually kicked off twitter for cyber bullying. Another place he was fired from. 

[RabidM 2664]

Getting kicked off twitter is funny and all, but how the fuck are we going to fill that entertainment void he leaves behind? 

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

I am a huge fan of, and addicted to, aggy misery. But damn ol Hamm went off the deep end in the last few days

[NOMAAA 1696]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

But damn ol Hamm went off the deep end in the last few days

i thought he got fired from that pool job?

[Leanderman 2267]

Can't wait till hamm really hits rock bottom and is invited on "Dancing With The Stars",  like Rick Perry.

[You don't know me 1161]

A surl that owns his own business needs to hire Hamm but give him no authority or responsibility.  That way we can get our fix, kind of like Dirtbike.  Although Dirtbike actually has responsibilities and is probably quite a bit more stable than Hamm is.

[Scholz 11933]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am a huge fan of, and addicted to, aggy misery. But damn ol Hamm went off the deep end in the last few days

He's one step from Zach Smith territory.  Or in his diminutive case, he probably just mixed White Claws with his Michelob Ultras.

 

[closetojumping 62208]

2 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

A surl that owns his own business needs to hire Hamm but give him no authority or responsibility.  That way we can get our fix, kind of like Dirtbike.  Although Dirtbike actually has responsibilities and is probably quite a bit more stable than Hamm is.

I've mentioned it before, but the idea of actually giving him a site, telling him to not break any laws or participate in any recruiting $$ shit, but he can otherwise run completely amok, is appealing to me. I think there's a decent business there for as long as he can avoid self-destruction. It would eventually collapse under the enormous weight of his ego and self-destructive tendencies, but I bet it would make money for a while. I don't know. I'm open to it, but no one else seems that excited about it.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

5 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

A surl that owns his own business needs to hire Hamm but give him no authority or responsibility.  That way we can get our fix, kind of like Dirtbike.  Although Dirtbike actually has responsibilities and is probably quite a bit more stable than Hamm is.

So like chumlee 

[RGBIII 22798]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I've mentioned it before, but the idea of actually giving him a site, telling him to not break any laws or participate in any recruiting $$ shit, but he can otherwise run completely amok, is appealing to me. I think there's a decent business there for as long as he can avoid self-destruction. It would eventually collapse under the enormous weight of his ego and self-destructive tendencies, but I bet it would make money for a while. I don't know. I'm open to it, but no one else seems that excited about it.

Im in, where do I send my 9.95

[Vertigo 20265]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Pretty sure Hamm had his access revoked during the Sumlin regime, so he probably has a sizable chip on his tiny shoulder. Now that Hamm has been banned from twitter, will he fade out into obscurity?

He is going to start a paysite on farmersonly.com.

 

Best. In. The. Biz. 

[You don't know me 1161]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I've mentioned it before, but the idea of actually giving him a site, telling him to not break any laws or participate in any recruiting $$ shit, but he can otherwise run completely amok, is appealing to me. I think there's a decent business there for as long as he can avoid self-destruction. It would eventually collapse under the enormous weight of his ego and self-destructive tendencies, but I bet it would make money for a while. I don't know. I'm open to it, but no one else seems that excited about it.

That's also a lot of liability to take on if you actually let him do things and interact with the public. 

[demos 2992]

Guessing we’ll be seeing an employment update on LinkedIn soon now that this recent meltdown has gone public.

[Vertigo 20265]

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I've mentioned it before, but the idea of actually giving him a site, telling him to not break any laws or participate in any recruiting $$ shit, but he can otherwise run completely amok, is appealing to me. I think there's a decent business there for as long as he can avoid self-destruction. It would eventually collapse under the enormous weight of his ego and self-destructive tendencies, but I bet it would make money for a while. I don't know. I'm open to it, but no one else seems that excited about it.

@blacklab needs to take another run at signing Hamm for content. There is as big of an audience here keeping up with aggy recruiting than any of his other failed ventures. Plus, we would let him go absolutely nuts and applaud him for his drunken diatribes. 

Edited September 23, 2019 by Vertigo

[Terry Silver 219]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

@blacklab needs to take another run at signing Hamm for content. There is as big of an audience here keeping up with aggy recruiting than any of his other failed ventures. Plus, we would let him go absolutely nuts and applaud him for his drunken diatribes. 

This needs to happen.