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18 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

I am actually seeing all these images, but there is rarely a page that doesn't have at least one broken image for me.

if it's a broken image it's probably a fucking imgur. We need neg rep to be a bigger factor so motherfuckers stop using imgur.  /nonsensical_rant

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Posted
3 hours ago, Machinator said:

They seem to show up fine for most people here, and I don't think most people here can access his Twitter.

 

 

everyone of yours looks like this to me

 

 

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Where is @6FigsHandler?  This shit is absurd.

 

Also--it's obvious that Hamm's never played a down of football (or maybe any sport?) in his life.  Dude doesn't even know how to stagger his feet properly when getting into a simple three-point stance.  That's fucking embarrassing.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, BruceVonClaude said:

Does he refer to them as 'boy' or 'son' in a slightly racist and demeaning vernacular though?

When some current players walked in the room, he said "yo yo yo, what up dog". I told him to never do that again under any circumstances

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Posted
1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Where is @6FigsHandler?  This shit is absurd.

 

Also--it's obvious that Hamm's never played a down of football (or maybe any sport?) in his life.  Dude doesn't even know how to stagger his feet properly when getting into a simple three-point stance.  That's fucking embarrassing.

Dude, that was his sprint stance. I asked if he had ever run any kind of 40 yard dash in his life. Sad!

Posted
2 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Hamm's twitter of this photo says, 'It's not gay if it's a three-way.'

"If my dick is inside of a woman, whatever you do to me is not gay, so do a lot of it."--Pedro Uribe, Brockmire.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

When some current players walked in the room, he said "yo yo yo, what up dog". I told him to never do that again under any circumstances

I imagine your reaction was something like:

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Posted
1 minute ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Dude, that was his sprint stance. I asked if he had ever run any kind of 40 yard dash in his life. Sad!

This shit reflects poorly on you, too, dude who decided to start a business venture with that No-Talent Assclown..

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Posted
1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

This shit reflects poorly on you, too, dude who decided to start a business venture with that No-Talent Assclown..

He wasn't hired for his sprinting ability, fortunately

Posted
Just now, 6FigsHandler said:

He wasn't hired for his sprinting ability, fortunately

Really?  Pretty sure he's renowned for sprinting into bathroom stalls right behind recruits.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Really?  Pretty sure he's renowned for sprinting into bathroom stalls right behind recruits.

That's more of his sneak ability. Hamm is 10/10 on his sneaking

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@6FigsHandler are you guys supposed to be working this event, or just fucking around?  Because the beers and attire from Hamm don’t exactly scream professionalism. 

Also, when you slip these guys cash, do you bring enough for everybody?  Do uncommitted recruits get more or less than the committed ones?

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@6FigsHandler are you guys supposed to be working this event, or just fucking around?  Because the beers and attire from Hamm don’t exactly scream professionalism. 

Also, when you slip these guys cash, do you bring enough for everybody?  Do uncommitted recruits get more or less than the committed ones?

We're just there to fuck around actually. 

As for the cash, we tried to bring enough for the players, but Taylor spent it all on extra burnt ribs from the nearby BBQ joint

Posted
2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

We're just there to fuck around actually. 

As for the cash, we tried to bring enough for the players, but Taylor spent it all on extra burnt ribs from the nearby BBQ joint

Have you ever had ribs made by Chef Hamm himself?

Posted
31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is your life now Hamm

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So any random grandma can show up and just walk on in? On a side note, fortunately for Ham, MeeMaw Karen has early onset osteoporosis, so he's not the shortest person in a photo once again.

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Posted
Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Looks like gross hematuria to me.

Can you use words that us Aggies don't have to look up? We don't have a big fancy med school like you guys. Our English department was replaced by Ovine  Sciences, so we're doubly screwed

Posted
2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Can you use words that us Aggies don't have to look up? We don't have a big fancy med school like you guys. Our English department was replaced by Ovine  Sciences, so we're doubly screwed

He believes your beer urine sample has blood in it, like a lot. See your urologist. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Bud Light Lyme Disease

You are who you associate with, and you’ve got some shitty associations

Posted
Just now, Fug said:

You are who you associate with, and you’ve got some shitty associations

That's obviously why I come here to associate with you guys, so I can become a better person. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Where is @6FigsHandler?  This shit is absurd.

 

Also--it's obvious that Hamm's never played a down of football (or maybe any sport?) in his life.  Dude doesn't even know how to stagger his feet properly when getting into a simple three-point stance.  That's fucking embarrassing.

Was gonna say the same thing. In no world is that a stance that gives you power with your first step. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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For as many iterations of Hamm doing this reporting thing as there have been, the quality of the content is what keeps us coming back.

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