6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[blacklab 12065]

[XOVERX 5]

You guys are hoot, lol.

Hell yeah, let Hamm be piggy. Or aggy. Or whatever.

[immamac 44368]

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[blacklab 12065]

what's the worst that could happen?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

20 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

That's also a lot of liability to take on if you actually let him do things and interact with the public. 

That’s what LLC’s are for.  

[NaTeWHO 870]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[RGBIII 23017]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

👀

[closetojumping 65436]

Maybe I am alone, but I don’t want to see Hamm posting here at all. Arms length and shit. 

[You don't know me 1163]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe I am alone, but I don’t want to see Hamm posting here at all. Arms length and shit. 

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe I am alone, but I don’t want to see Hamm posting here at all. Arms length and shit. 

this. we spent years trying to get rid of rocko. no way i want hamm infecting this site.

[Vertigo 20498]

[Tree Fidy 1207]

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

Wait a minute!  I hate myself for the amount of time I spend here and shamefully admit this keeps my rate of inefficiency at peak levels.  What phone call?

[texasstrong12 4668]

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

Is he saved as 6figs in your phone? 

[blacklab 12065]

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Wait a minute!  I hate myself for the amount of time I spend here and shamefully admit this keeps my rate of inefficiency at peak levels.  What phone call?

His cell number got put out somewhere and Imamac and I called him to try to get him on the podcast but he didn't want to be.

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Much more likely twitter deplatformed him for making threats against a minority. They kinda take that shit seriously.

Are threats against non-minorities ok? What about predicted future minorities?

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Getting kicked off twitter is funny and all, but how the fuck are we going to fill that entertainment void he leaves behind? 

Easily. Next aggy up. I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

[Bevo14 8468]

15 minutes ago, blacklab said:

His cell number got put out somewhere and Imamac and I called him to try to get him on the podcast but he didn't want to be.

Did you remember to appeal to his ego? Offer him a 6 fig salary $.000001

Edited September 23, 2019 by Bevo14

[Terry Silver 219]

27 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

This is kind of like a science experiment.  It will give us great insight into the aggy group think, and is something that could have long term benefits for humanity.

[Scholz 12309]

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

He'd be the best panhandler in the market.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1603]

44 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[markstanco 12792]

12 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Easily. Next aggy up. I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

Daddy98, youre next. 

[Pato del Muerto 53511]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[Beau Vine 55867]

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

[crash_davis 23470]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Much more likely twitter deplatformed him for making threats against a minority. They kinda take that shit seriously.

yep.  we have to tread lightly with alcoholics.

[Beau Vine 55867]

2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

I would pay money to help get him on here as a feature writer.  You could also set it up so that he can post, but not see replies so that he wouldn't quit because of all the relentless mocking that would ensue.  

New forum: Best in the Business

[Sabalo 1008]

As I was enjoying the tears on texags today I was reminded of 6figs other nickname"2 pump chump"

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

3 hours ago, blacklab said:

Relaunch Ol' Sarge under the name Bad Bull with a subheading of We Have Balls/We Have Our Balls and make Hamm a contributor.

Remember to call the outdoors boards Glocks not Cocks.

Edited September 23, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Butch Had Not 3061]

You should set up a venmo for a good cause/charity and if we reach whatever goal that the 6figs call is released here. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm still stuck on the last page... "fading into obscurity"??!!?

 

Isn't that where he's already disappeared to? If Hamm isn't obscure as fuck right now, what does "obscure" even mean?  The only thing he's truly famous for is not measuring up. He is the imaginary number of human beings.

[EP_Texican 377]

I don’t know for sure, but I don’t think Hamm is gone from twitter for good (lucky for us). They haven’t removed his pictures, description, or follower count yet like they do for suspended accounts. I think he just chickened out and deactivated himself. He’ll be back with a half ass apology.

I hope he comes back soon

btw, I miss Duke on Twitter.

[Viper 12221]

What did Duke do on Twitter?

[maninblack 7975]

@Randolph Duke 👆

[Gil Bang 26241]

5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

That’s what LLC’s are for.  

listen to this man.  He's post-law

[Neonmoon 38130]

Please don’t bring that waste of life into this circle of assholery 

 

[Deej 77838]

Shaggy needs content.

[Shaddie 1684]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Surly needs lots and lots and lots of words  

Fify

Edited September 24, 2019 by Shaddie
Going old school

[RollLeft 5090]

Shaggybevo should find some room for him.  

[Viper 12221]

50 minutes ago, maninblack said:

@Randolph Duke 👆

[markstanco 12792]

What did Duke do on Twitter?

He posted something, aggy didnt like it and reported it.

The End

[Teryor 5006]

Since it doesn't look like people know this: you can't just delete your Twitter account, you disable it, and if it's not enabled after 30 days it is then actually deleted. 

[ClubWhatever 12312]

 

[RGBIII 23017]

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

[Vertigo 20498]

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

Rude dawg

[Dennis Taylor 19361]

7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

 

6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Rude dawg

That's Figurelli

Edited September 24, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[RGBIII 23017]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

That's Figurelli

Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn

[texifornia 59017]

Is holding a cigar? What the fuck is he celebrating?

[NOMAAA 1700]

nice victory cigar after beating lamar nerd.

[fattyflattie 4640]

Did not upgrade. 

[EZ$ 2125]

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is holding a cigar? What the fuck is he celebrating?

Covering spread against Clemson and 1-possession loss against Auburn.