6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Vertigo 20297]

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

That's Figurelli

[Terry Silver 219]

That's probably after the LSU game.  I guess when your team has lost seven straight to your division rival you get to celebrate a bit.

[cafe society 2872]

6 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Did not upgrade. 

She looks like the sister of the banjo-playing missing link in Deliverance.

[MillerEP 30492]

Posted on the other thread. Let’s hope this backfires spectacularly:

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/24/texas-am-recruiting-analyst-kevin-sumlin-tweet/

 

[TBGFL 397]

20 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Posted on the other thread. Let’s hope this backfires spectacularly:

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/24/texas-am-recruiting-analyst-kevin-sumlin-tweet/

 

Hilarious that recruiting analyst is in quotations....

[crash_davis 23114]

aggy, sumlin, and arizona lawyers probably already contacted toilet smurf about that threat.  toilet smurf does not have the money to pay a lawyer to fight.  his threat is idle, much like his recruiting career, or any career for that matter.  

Edited September 25, 2019 by crash_davis

[Beau Vine 54297]

48 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

aggy, sumlin, and arizona lawyers probably already contacted toilet smurf about that threat.  toilet smurf does not have the money to pay a lawyer to fight.  his threat is idle, much like his recruiting career, or any career for that matter.  

He'll send them an email like that one Figurelli sent to Blacklab claiming he's been in contact with his lawyer.  Hopefully, either UofA or Sumlin replies with:

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Do you really have a lawyer? Did he tell you to write this email? This was the most pathetic attempt at a threatening email I have ever seen. If he did you need to file a formal complaint with the state bar.

 

[Vertigo 20297]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

He'll send them an email like that one Figurelli sent to Blacklab claiming he's been in contact with his lawyer.  Hopefully, either UofA or Sumlin replies with:

 

Fire up the dickbutt watermarked stationary!

[texifornia 57031]

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It’s going to hilarious when that shit bag gets banned from Texags.

[HornSinceBirth 86]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

I seriously wonder what this woman is like in person. Crazy, old hag.

[Hornlover 8830]

20 minutes ago, HornSinceBirth said:

 

I seriously wonder what this woman is like in person. Crazy, old hag.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

30 minutes ago, HornSinceBirth said:

I seriously wonder what this woman is like in person. Crazy, old hag.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9119]

Petitioning the powers that be, she needs her own thread

[Radical Larry 28654]

1. You can start a thread.

2. She does not need her own thread, so please don't do it.

[The Earl of Texas 3157]

Nothing like showing up to a fan base and calling them all a bunch of pussies bc the coach you like is underperforming

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

11 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Nothing like showing up to a fan base and calling them all a bunch of pussies bc the coach you like is underperforming

I get your point, but is he, though? Maybe this isn't the right thread for it, but it just amuses me that anyone, outside of aggy, would think Jimbo is anything other than pedestrian. There is literally nothing that he is really exceptional at, other than drawing a salary. I grant you he is elite at that.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Gene Chizik is a better football coach than Jimbo Fisher.  

[HtownHorn 14753]

44 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I get your point, but is he, though? Maybe this isn't the right thread for it, but it just amuses me that anyone, outside of aggy, would think Jimbo is anything other than pedestrian. There is literally nothing that he is really exceptional at, other than drawing a salary. I grant you he is elite at that.

It's amazing to me they gave him $75M.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9119]

1. You can start a thread.
2. She does not need her own thread, so please don't do it.

I don’t want to get negahillated by people like you. Letting golfclap live by himself on that ledge.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

11 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I don’t want to get negahillated by people like you. Letting golfclap live by himself on that ledge.

Let that 75 year old hag get recognized by her SEC inbred kin.  Fuck KKL and her peanut butter licking pooch.  

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Let that 75 year old hag get recognized by her SEC inbred kin.  Fuck KKL and her peanut butter licking pooch.  

Are you telling me that she wasn't even alive the last time aggy won a championship? 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Karen has narcissistic personality disorder. 

She has an exaggerated sense of self worth. She makes wildly bold claims and belittles anyone that challenges her. If they persist in their challenges, she will take her ball and go home. Only to return when tensions have subsided 

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen has narcissistic personality disorder. 

She has an exaggerated sense of self worth. She makes wildly bold claims and belittles anyone that challenges her. If they persist in their challenges, she will take her ball and go home. Only to return when tensions have subsided.

So, in other words, the Taylor Hamm thread is exactly where she belongs.

[Deej 76856]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Are you telling me that she wasn't even alive the last time aggy won a championship? 

She was 45 years old when aggy win their last title.

[oh_snap 694]

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

It's amazing to me they gave him $75M.

A fool and his money...

[Katfid54 8635]

58 minutes ago, Deej said:

She was 45 years old when aggy win their last title.

[Here’s the deal 114]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen has narcissistic personality disorder. 

She has an exaggerated sense of self worth. She makes wildly bold claims and belittles anyone that challenges her. If they persist in their challenges, she will take her ball and go home. Only to return when tensions have subsided 

 

 

I’m so glad she came to aggy with Jimbo.  She’s the icing on the Jimbo train cake.

[BigSwingingD 719]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen has narcissistic personality disorder. 

She has an exaggerated sense of self worth. She makes wildly bold claims and belittles anyone that challenges her. If they persist in their challenges, she will take her ball and go home. Only to return when tensions have subsided 

 

 

So, basically, she is the perfect aggy.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

49 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

I’m so glad she came to aggy with Jimbo.  She’s the icing on the Jimbo train cake.

Jimbo, Karen, came, train, icing. Five words that can lead to a very horrible visual.

[mdleast 8297]

 
I seriously wonder what this woman is like in person. Crazy, old hag.

[EP_Texican 377]

[RabidM 2668]

17 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

 

If only they had a head coach whose job it was to be responsible for all aspects of the team... 

Edited September 29, 2019 by RabidM

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

Ovaries. On. The. Table. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12448]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

 

Maybe she can loan them her balls 

[Armybrat 40854]

15 hours ago, texaslong said:

Are you telling me that she wasn't even alive the last time aggy won a championship? 

Dude, my older brother hadn’t even been born yet

[UDontKnow 10447]

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Dude, my older brother hadn’t even been born yet

Does he post here? What's his user name?

[Armybrat 40854]

He does not do unsociable media.

Edited September 29, 2019 by Armybrat

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

He does not do unsociable media.

Few WWI vets do. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

what the hell is pee wee doing with me ex wife

[randygilman 643]

On 9/28/2019 at 8:30 PM, Neonmoon said:

She has an exaggerated sense of self worth. She makes wildly bold claims and belittles anyone that challenges her. If they persist in their challenges, she will take her ball and go home. Only to return when tensions have subsided 

 

Hi, welcome to the internet. 

[Vertigo 20297]

On 9/28/2019 at 4:52 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Gene Chizik is a better football coach than Jimbo Fisher.  

[texifornia 57031]

Oh fuck yes it's happening

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[texifornia 57031]

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[texifornia 57031]

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[Goodman 3273]

[Elmer_Fudd 22304]

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Wait a minute, they're calling for fat ass Bobby Brown to be benched?  I thought he was a SEC sized DL?  And Looch told us all how it was POWER MOVES to flip him from Saban.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

49 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wait a minute, they're calling for fat ass Bobby Brown to be benched?  I thought he was a SEC sized DL?  And Looch told us all how it was POWER MOVES to flip him from Saban.

Who could’ve possibly seen this coming?

[Updawg 2278]

Old hag must have had a couple of boxes of wine. What a shit show that place is.

[RabidM 2668]

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Who could’ve possibly seen this coming?

Errybody... (except aggys and KKL and.. apparently Jimbo)