6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

17 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

You know, thank God for Karen. When Hamm crashed into the mountain, I was worried we'd be without the joy of watching an aggy train wreck happening in real-time anymore. Then we were all given the gift of Karen Key Largo, along with Lil' Jimbo. I now have faith that there will always be someone to full the void left by Hamm. Because, aggy. 

It’s the least she could do after Hamm filled her void. 

[Leanderman 2267]

Bring back SpiderAg.

[EZ$ 2102]

9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

You know, thank God for Karen. When Hamm crashed into the mountain, I was worried we'd be without the joy of watching an aggy train wreck happening in real-time anymore. Then we were all given the gift of Karen Key Largo, along with Lil' Jimbo. I now have faith that there will always be someone to fill the void left by Hamm. Because, aggy. 

I had never really paid attention to Luicci thanks to Hamm being so ridiculous, but damn, the Looch isn’t far off. Of course, I only get Looch stuff from here, so can’t tell the difference of real vs parody Looch. 

[Bear19 82]

There is no parody Looch. 

No need for one. 

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

he has to keep the 9.95 rolling in. no room for truth, keep pumpin that sunshine

 

 

[BruceVonClaude 212]

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Yes, it's amazing how misery always finds that woman.

James Caan = entire aggy fanbase

 

 

[Hornlover 8824]

16 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

And now she’s butt hurt on twitter.


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She took her own Twitter handle and turned it into a hashtag, #KKL.   

[Scholz 11933]

Amazing lack of self awareness, old bag.  You avoid unpleasant people?  What about everyone who comes into contact with you?  What should they do?

[williemackgarza 1826]

What did cornfucious say, “If everyone’s an asshole, then you’re re the asshole”

[tejas60 3526]

Confucious say, blonde girl have black hair by crackee.

Confucious say, dumb man put nuts on rock and crack them. smart man put nuts on crack and rock them.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Confucius say it’s unsanitary when a man cooks his carrots and pees in the same pot

[Carl Spackler 3461]

Confucius say German who goes around the corner for lunch usually takes a turn for the wurst.

[Vertigo 20266]

Confucius say it is 530 BC and OU still sucks

[markstanco 12505]

Anybody figured out what Twitter hamm is going by now? We know he has a ditch/sock account somewhere.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Anybody figured out what Twitter hamm is going by now? We know he has a ditch/sock account somewhere.

I think he's got a fake beard and a phony obsession with British politics to throw everyone off:

https://mobile.twitter.com/simm_anthon/status/1181605960655220744

[Tex Pete 20177]

He definitely had a beard. But she left him. 

[SimkinsMan 4349]

10 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I think he's got a fake beard and a phony obsession with British politics to throw everyone off:

https://mobile.twitter.com/simm_anthon/status/1181605960655220744

This is a brilliant find. "Follow me and I will follow you back!" Saddest refrain on the Twitters ever.

[Chopper 17154]

51 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

"Follow me and I will follow you back!" Saddest refrain on the Twitters ever.

Yeah, the addition of the word "back" totally ruins an old Genesis song that is so great in its simplicity, rhythm and harmony.

Quote

I will follow you, will you
Follow me all the
Days and nights that we
Know will be, I will
Stay with you will you
Stay with me just one
Single tear in each
Passing year

 

[Steel Shank 9414]

Sing it, muthafucka!!!

[Saint Tacky 1610]

Confucius say man who finger girl while she's on her period get caught red-handed.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

15 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Confucius say man who finger girl while she's on her period get caught red-handed.

Words to live by 

[Vertigo 20266]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Words to live by 

Like you could ever get near a girl

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

35 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Like you could ever get near a girl

If they would drop the charges I could 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I'm still waiting on Hamm to drop the hammer on Sumlin.  Maybe he'll get drunk during Saturdays game and spill the shit.

[TtomTerrific 200]

12 hours ago, Chopper said:

Yeah, the addition of the word "back" totally ruins an old Genesis song that is so great in its simplicity, rhythm and harmony.

 

You follow me, and I, I, I follow you [/simple minds]

[EP_Texican 377]

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[Radical Larry 28528]

She left out “halftime”.

[RGBIII 22798]

10 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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She’s probably talking about aggy equestrian 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Sure Saban has given himself an ulcer this week worrying about Mond, Smith, Davis and Spillar.  KKL is a football savant, wine connoisseur, and branding expert don't you know.  

[Orange&White 5516]

OVARIES. ON. THE. TABLE.

[ChemicalHorn 348]

Lol I’m sure Nick is mortified at the prospects of playing Spiller and Smith! Two true freshman who wouldn’t start at most P5 programs.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

1 minute ago, ChemicalHorn said:

Lol I’m sure Nick is mortified at the prospects of playing Spiller and Smith! Two true freshman who wouldn’t start at most P5 programs.

I think Spiller could. He's a good prospect. Not at Bama, but definitely a good chunk, and before Roschon went beast mode, probably here. 

[ChemicalHorn 348]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I think Spiller could. He's a good prospect. Not at Bama, but definitely a good chunk, and before Roschon went beast mode, probably here. 

Against P5 competition he’s got 22 carries for 33 yards and ~60 receiving yards. He wouldn’t start over Danny Young.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, ChemicalHorn said:

Against P5 competition he’s got 22 carries for 33 yards and ~60 receiving yards. He wouldn’t start over Danny Young.

He's a frosh behind a shitty o-line. Take that into consideration, too. 

[ChemicalHorn 348]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He's a frosh behind a shitty o-line. Take that into consideration, too. 

Hyperbole aside, that was my original point - he ain’t worrying Saban. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, ChemicalHorn said:

Hyperbole aside, that was my original point - he ain’t worrying Saban. 

Right, yeah. I was just saying he could start at a lot of lower P5 programs as a frosh, and grow into a legit prospect. Sorry I didn't convey that earlier. That's my bad. 

I'm in total agreement that Bama laughs at their RB'S. I fully expect a score of 50+ to 10. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1254]

Liucci is reporting that Saban was taken to the hospital yesterday - hasn't slept all week since he's been so worried about A&M.

[RGBIII 22798]

15 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Liucci is reporting that Saban was taken to the hospital yesterday - hasn't slept all week since he's been so worried about A&M.

Wouldnt shock me to see KKL go full Misery on either a rival coach or Jimbo himself

[Gut Wagon 8052]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Wouldnt shock me to see KKL go full Misery on either a rival coach or Jimbo himself

Snapped like a crab leg. 

[Leanderman 2267]

dumbo pulling out all stops. Going to try the Vulcan mind meld next on Saban.

[Tex Pete 20177]

24 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

dumbo pulling out all stops. Going to try the Vulcan mind meld next on Saban.

I suspect the greater threats to Nick are Dinesh Patel and Norovirus.

[Hornlover 8824]

3 hours ago, ChemicalHorn said:

Lol I’m sure Nick is mortified at the prospects of playing Spiller and Smith! Two true freshman who wouldn’t start at most P5 programs.

It just scares you to death. 

[EP_Texican 377]

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[texifornia 56513]

2 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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[Here’s the deal 114]

On 10/19/2019 at 12:41 PM, EP_Texican said:

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How original, a South Carolina “cock” joke.

[Viper 12028]

Just a coincidence, she actually had no idea South Carolina was called the Gamecocks

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

On 10/9/2019 at 5:18 PM, Saint Tacky said:

Confucius say man who finger girl while she's on her period get caught red-handed.

So what does Confucius say about a red-assed aggie? 

[KYHorn 16862]

 

[RGBIII 22798]

Guess the bag hag can finally pick her ovaries off the table with Shepherd probably transferring to aggy

[Neonmoon 38127]