6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Scholz 11933]

What "business" was it pray tell that allows(ed) you close and personal access to Jimbo's program, gross old lady?  And I see you failed to mention how he ran FSU into the ground btw.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

His record before Winston, with Winston, and after Winston isn’t enough to prove that the difference maker was Winston?

jimbo recruited well enough at enough positions to have a good enough team for Winston, but jameis was the key ingredient. 

And it doesn’t appear he has a Winston on his roster yet, or committed. 

[golfclap 6903]

59 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

jimbo recruited well enough at enough positions to have a good enough team for Winston, but jameis was the key ingredient. 

Bobby Bowden and Mickey Andrews recruits/evals. Once they were gone ... 

[texifornia 56512]

[texifornia 56512]

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[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

Yeah right you nutty skank.  The guy you followed halfway across the country wouldn't be good enough for you if he ended up at Texas.  Sure.

[texifornia 56512]

Lol Karen and Tarp going at it

Spoiler

 

[RomaVicta 29781]

Oddly, Tarp looks like the idiot in that exchange. What difference does it make if she hasn't been a big Aggie fan for decades and connected to generations of Aggie losers? Aggies see themselves as some sort of elite, exclusive club association with which confers great honor and dignity to club members.

I guess the parents of their players who become Aggie fans after their sons choose College Station are also somehow inferior and not actual members of the club.

Hell, MuthaHustla is a better Texas fan and booster than 90% of us who graduated from UT. Welcome to the club. I'm honored to include you. Same goes for any Texan who likes the horns and the Mexicans south of the border who have adopted us. I want to be the team of the people.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Oddly, Tarp looks like the idiot in that exchange.

It’s like losing an ass kicking contest to a one legged person 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

gnissim si po

[Scholz 11933]

Business reasons

[texifornia 56512]

[Scholz 11933]

...or the 2 poor bastards you married and put in the ground.

[blacklab 11849]

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if FSU hadn't hired Briles they'd still be my #1

So briles players raping bad, Jimbo players raping ok?

[KYHorn 16862]

Anytime Blacklab posts in here, I get the slightest hope that he's posting the full 6figs interview. #releasetheinterview 

[Tree Fidy 1196]

Anytime Blacklab posts in here, I get the slightest hope that he's posting the full 6figs interview. #releasetheinterview 

Do It!!!!!

[TheBryMan81 2502]

11 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

 

Accidental post

Edited November 11, 2019 by TheBryMan81

[RGBIII 22798]

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Baghag has people that actually want to hear what that old windbag has to say...or that’s a sock

[Leanderman 2267]

Believe me the last thing I want to hear about is KKL and her steamy nights. The one time I will ever say "Thank You" to her.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Believe me the last thing I want to hear about is KKL and her steamy nights. 

just picture Anne Ramsay in "Throw Momma From The Train" saying "the night was sultry"

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

5 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Believe me the last thing I want to hear about is KKL and her steamy nights. The one time I will ever say "Thank You" to her.

Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

“It was humid as usual in Florida, and the room stank of sex and margarita vomit as the five of us lay in a sweaty, sticky heap on the bed and all we could hear was the sounds of each other’s labored breathing. First to break the silence was Jimbo from the la-z-boy in the corner.”

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Last week in his office at College State at the University of Texas A&M University Jimbo slowly pulled down her Depends and he was overwhelmed by the odor of day old urine and turds.  She soothed him by pouring a bottle of Absorbine Jr. in her ass crack to set the mood.  Jimbo watched as she poured.  Just as the bottle was empty, Jimbo spewed his load on the floor and fell asleep.  

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Young Karen led a life that was quite steamy

She stalked Jimbo who she thought was dreamy

But time caused her ovaries to shrivel

And filled her Depends with urine dribble

While rendering her juices curdled and creamy

[Blackcat00 759]

59 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Last week in his office at College State at the University of Texas A&M University Jimbo slowly pulled down her Depends and he was overwhelmed by the odor of day old urine and turds.  She soothed him by pouring a bottle of Absorbine Jr. in her ass crack to set the mood.  Jimbo watched as she poured.  Just as the bottle was empty, Jimbo spewed his load on the floor and fell asleep.  

Is Jimbos wife banging other coaches while this is going on?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

Is Jimbos wife banging other coaches while this is going on?

Shit no, not coaches, just tennis players, ball boys, random dudes at McDonalds and Dollar Tree managers.  

[NOMAAA 1696]

What happened to hamm? 

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

1 minute ago, NOMAAA said:

What happened to hamm? 

how much time you got?

[NOMAAA 1696]

No I mean recently. 

[Beau Vine 53999]

Y'all are some sick fucks.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Y'all are some sick fucks.

Are you Hamm?

[EP_Texican 377]

She’s mad today.


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[lemonandaturd 4285]

When Baker Mayfield is the voice of reason, you know aggy is full of dumb fucks.  

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

She’s coming to the defense of a player she couldn’t have cared less about during his 3 years as an aggy because jimbo got hired by aggy a couple seasons later. That’s...something. 
 

and also calling all these guys by their first names like she knows them all. 

Edited November 16, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I've seen rat droppings with more moral standing than KKL. It constantly amazes me that people like her exist. And yet, she's welcome in aggyland, with open arms.

[happyhookem 224]

On 11/10/2019 at 7:46 PM, texifornia said:

 

Sweet baby Jesus, please don't let her be one I fucked back then.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

It would be so much better if mason went to FSU.

[RGBIII 22798]

5 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

She’s mad today.


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What a weird fucking psycho, was she even an “aggy” when Garrett was there? She cries constantly over people being mean to her on a message board but calls someone a pussy for getting molly whopped with a fucking helmet to the dome...

Edited November 16, 2019 by RGBIII

[Scholz 11933]

What an awful woman. My God.

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

Hamm is still alive & kicking

[texifornia 56512]

At least the former Mrs. Hamm will get her child support payment this month

[Scholz 11933]

Best oil and gas recruiting in the business?

[Viper 12028]

Good for Hamm. Gotta grow up sometime. Old Hamm would have taken all the credit for himself. 

Edited November 16, 2019 by Viper

[EZ$ 2102]

50 minutes ago, Viper said:

Good for Hamm. Gotta grow up sometime. Old Hamm would have taken all the credit for himself. 

You think he had anything to do with any of that???  He was getting coffee for the big boys and swept the floors after the big meetings. 

[Viper 12028]

3 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

You think he had anything to do with any of that???  He was getting coffee for the big boys and swept the floors after the big meetings. 

 B̶a̶b̶y̶ midget steps. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Based on what I’ve seen of his writing skills, he did not write that. 

[PhillyD 1257]

Kind of surprised he was smart enough to not tweet something stupid in his 90 day probationary period.  Now that it's up, will have to be on the lookout.

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

On 10/22/2019 at 2:53 PM, Scholz said:

What "business" was it pray tell that allows(ed) you close and personal access to Jimbo's program, gross old lady? 

Forgetting where you left envelopes full of $$

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

On 11/16/2019 at 1:33 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Based on what I’ve seen of his writing skills, he did not write that. 

They (the company he works for) probably subscribe to Everything Social and he just cuts and pastes the latest Corporately Approved Rightspeak into his timeline

[Burntcowboy 1845]