6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[NOMAAA 1696]

surely he isn't that stupid.

[Duval Street 420]

7 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

surely he isn't that stupid.

Nah, he stole the pic from cash guy. Pretty obvious an aggy croot wouldn’t be able to spell “D”

[Dennis Taylor 18811]

25 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

surely he isn't that stupid.

[Tex Pete 20339]

On ‎11‎/‎15‎/‎2019 at 6:35 PM, lemonandaturd said:

When Baker Mayfield is the voice of reason, you know aggy is full of dumb fucks.  

I've known aggy was full of dumb fucks since I was in third grade.

[Orange&White 5522]

Looks like the bag lady showed up.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I've known aggy was full of dumb fucks since I was in third grade.

What took you so long?

[Tex Pete 20339]

21 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

What took you so long?

I was actually a Bama fan until Bear Bryant died. I didn't pay any attention to Aggies until not too long before that because Texas was my (distant) second-favorite team. Plus, aggy was so shitty back then that nobody cared about them.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 11/20/2019 at 12:33 PM, Tex Pete said:

I've known aggy was full of dumb fucks since I was in born

Fify

[texifornia 56875]

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fify

I don't know. This could start a real nature vs. nurture debate around when aggy-ness begins its onset in children.

[texifornia 56875]

KKL Twitter meltdown part 1

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part 2

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part 3

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[texifornia 56875]

KKL moving the meltdown to the 247 board

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[texifornia 56875]

and more

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[texifornia 56875]

and mooooore

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[texifornia 56875]

This is all going great

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[RGBIII 22838]

More Bag Hag please

[texifornia 56875]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

More Bag Hag please

There's a lot more. I have to get through some meetings first.

[Thiefery 4995]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There's a lot more. I have to get through some meetings first.

wait.. you are having lunch with BlackLab?

[NOMAAA 1696]

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<Ron Howard> She didn't <Ron Howard>

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

How can someone as boring as Jimbo Fisher inspire this much loyalty in even a crazy person? I'd think no matter how bug-fucking insane someone was, they'd need to have the object of their devotion demonstrate at least, you know, a modicum of competence. Being exceptional at something. Karen's slavishness over the hobbit is just mystifying.

[texifornia 56875]

Monday morning Karen

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[texifornia 56875]

Jimbo has "Natty's to win Sport"

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[texifornia 56875]

And on and on and on and on

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[texifornia 56875]

And more! Big bender energy.

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[Pato del Muerto 52487]

She’s getting rocko’d 

[fattyflattie 4639]

KKL makes me so happy. God bless her.  Should she help them into NCAA violations while she’s there, I’ll likely OD on the misery. 

[Scholz 11939]

58 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

How can someone as boring as Jimbo Fisher inspire this much loyalty in even a crazy person? 

Paying her bills because she pays the players

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Paying her bills because she pays the players

Yeah, I sometimes get caught up in the drama and forget that basically, she's more corrupt than she is crazy. Which takes some doing.

[EZ$ 2103]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

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85 clients to be exact and about 20-25 new ones every year.....

[Telegraph_it 3357]

11 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

85 clients to be exact and about 20-25 new ones every year.....

Damn that is pretty good turnaround. What business is she in again?

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

Paying her bills because she pays the players

Now I know who her "clients" are.

EZ$ a little quicker on the draw. 6 hours little.

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[SwanderedTalent 5761]

geriatric grifter... sea of Bartles and Jaymes, that is fucking poetry

I got my name here from one of those Aggie cut n pastes, but if I didn't have one already, I'd probably take Phyco Bitch

[texifornia 56875]

Oh man, Daddy98 and KKL going at it, an aggy saying he's going to get his LSU coworker fired for saying they're getting Demas, fun times

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Edited December 3, 2019 by texifornia

[Thiefery 4995]

45 min drive is gonna turn the tide to aggys favor?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

So, what color aggy-paid Camaro is Evans going to be driving around Baton Rouge in?

[SydneyCarton 48069]

I mean, Karen's right about one thing. Schools other than LSU can toss around cash, and she'd fucking know better than almost anyone. 

[C-Man 27200]

Is Daddy98 that dipshit that came in here back when THamm was involved briefly with that other aggy site? He's the one that fired THamm after like a month or two?

[texifornia 56875]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Is Daddy98 that dipshit that came in here back when THamm was involved briefly with that other aggy site? He's the one that fired THamm after like a month or two?

Nope. Can't remember that dude's name.

This is Daddy98: https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek

[C-Man 27200]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nope. Can't remember that dude's name.

This is Daddy98: https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek

Ah yes. Paul can't even find an in-focus picture to put on his website?

[ClubWhatever 12120]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nope. Can't remember that dude's name.

This is Daddy98: https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek

Toilet Smurf's Handler

[justhookit 4191]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Ah yes. Paul can't even find an in-focus picture to put on his website?

To be fair if I looked like that I wouldn’t want to put up an in focus picture either.

[DaysOff 7947]

Neighborhoods served: aka the aggy belt

[RGBIII 22838]

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nope. Can't remember that dude's name.

This is Daddy98: https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek

Wasn’t it like Rush or something like that. Tried to play friendly self aware aggy 

[Viper 12105]

42 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Ah yes. Paul can't even find an in-focus picture to put on his website?

I think Daddy98 is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Daddy98 is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus aggy roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

[C-Man 27200]

39 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Wasn’t it like Rush or something like that. Tried to play friendly self aware aggy 

What was it called? The Other 98 or something like that? Assuming that venture failed?

[KYHorn 17017]

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Wasn’t it like Rush or something like that. Tried to play friendly self aware aggy 

Rush Hannigan. 

[texifornia 56875]

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Wasn’t it like Rush or something like that. Tried to play friendly self aware aggy 

Rush Hannigan, that was it: https://twitter.com/rush_hannigan?lang=en

[C-Man 27200]

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Rush Hannigan. 

 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Rush Hannigan, that was it: https://twitter.com/rush_hannigan?lang=en

[KYHorn 17017]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Rush Hannigan, that was it: https://twitter.com/rush_hannigan?lang=en