6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[texifornia 59017]

Classic Jimbo. Just like Broughton.

[RGBIII 23015]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Classic Jimbo. Just like Broughton.

What a killer meme

[lemonandaturd 4289]

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Classic Jimbo. Just like Broughton.

Candi laughs her ass off with the words "Jimbo" and "hard" in the same meme.  

[williemackgarza 1826]

But has she put in her ovaries on the table lock crystal ball pick yet?

[EP_Texican 377]

A non-Texan hag somehow doesn’t want a Texan to talk about the state of Texas.


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[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

A non-Texan hag somehow doesn’t want a Texan to talk about the state of Texas.


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She's just angry she can't get a refund.

[Scholz 12306]

Guess Jimbo doesn't know how to close, bag hag.

[Burt Macklin 19230]

I just laugh so hard every time I see anything from Evans and then compare it to Bijan. Thank God that Bijan chose to come to the Holy Temple that is DKR and bless us with Bijanukkah. 

[BigSwingingD 719]

22 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I just laugh so hard every time I see anything from Evans and then compare it to Bijan. Thank God that Bijan chose to come to the Holy Temple that is DKR and bless us with Bijanukkah. 

Tiny Tom, "God bless us, everyone!"

[Focht Up 648]

Wait, does Jimbo still go hard in the paint?  I'm confused.

[LTtxfan 50005]

 @Radical Larry found this.. Thanks!

 

[HtownHorn 15236]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 @Radical Larry found this.. Thanks!

 

Davis is tired of trying to catch Mond's impossible passes.

[LTtxfan 50005]

Ole Miss: Sources tell FootballScoop Lane Kiffin has offered Texas A&M tight ends coach Joe Jon Finley a similar role at Ole Miss. We hear the deal is likely to happen. Lane targeted him early on.

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

Why would he leave mighty and rich aggy for the same job at another program?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18963]

Sitting P5 tight ends coach. 

[Lone Star Horn 2071]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he leave mighty and rich aggy for the same job at another program in the same division?

fify

 

got jimbo

[Schulz2.0 29280]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he leave mighty and rich aggy for the same job at another program?

He's BFFs with noted rape enabler Jeff Lebby, Ole Miss' new OC.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he leave mighty and rich aggy for the same job at another program?

Grove pussy is much better than pasture pussy.  

[UDontKnow 10572]

10 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He's BFFs with noted rape enabler Jeff Lebby, Ole Miss' new OC.

I'm still surprised that Kendal Briles, also a little bit rape enable-y, didn't end up at Ole Miss. Jeff Lebby is the worst.

[ClubWhatever 12309]

So many football coaches are terrible people.  

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

41 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm still surprised that Kendal Briles, also a little bit rape enable-y, didn't end up at Ole Miss. Jeff Lebby is the worst.

They had a falling out. Rumor is Kendall banged Lebby’s wife and Jeff was understandably angry.

[UDontKnow 10572]

3 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

They had a falling out. Rumor is Kendall banged Lebby’s wife and Jeff was understandably angry.

Well shit, Jeff Lebby should be on the aggy staff. Jimbo and Jeff, two peas in a cuck pod.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

3 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

They had a falling out. Rumor is Kendall banged Lebby’s wife and Jeff was understandably angry.

I thought Lebby's wife was Kendall's sister?  Did they all move to Oklahoma?  

[Radical Larry 28822]

6 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

They had a falling out. Rumor is Kendall banged Lebby’s wife and Jeff was understandably angry.

[Tex Pete 21488]

56 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I thought Lebby's wife was Kendall's sister?  Did they all move to Oklahoma?  

That’s right. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

That’s right. 

Well Mount Vernon is close enough for sister fucking, but it is still frowned on in Texas.  

[Goodman 3283]

They’re attempting to minimize that rape stench, stronger when together. 

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

13 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

They had a falling out. Rumor is Kendall banged Lebby’s wife and Jeff was understandably angry.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1520]

Why would he leave mighty and rich aggy for the same job at another program?

Stupid sip, Jimbo is running him off to upgrade to someone else who is not currently known, but when we find out you’ll see!

[LTtxfan 50005]

More aggy being aggy found by @texifornia 

 

[Focht Up 648]

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

More aggy being aggy found by @texifornia 

 

That's the most funny thing I've read in a while.  Idiot aggy gonna aggy, always.

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

24 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

More aggy being aggy found by @texifornia 

 

if you created a fake twitter account with the goal of being the most over the top ridiculously hopelessly homeristic brainwashed aggy that ever aggyed, you'd come close to aggie bill. but not quite to his level  

[irishtexan 11712]

Of course AggieBill named his kids Jett and Logan. 

[fattyflattie 4640]

lol. Guy getting owned in the comments, as expected.  

[IDIOTsavant 8688]

The guy with the GIF of Duv trucking Delpit had me rolling.

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

Duvernay vs lsu:  12 rec 154 yards 2 td. With a bdf qb throwing time him and a bdf line protecting that qb. 
 

I’ll just assume that all of aggy receivers bested those numbers in their game vs LSU, what with their own sec level talent plus having an sec line and qb. 
 

vs ok st:  12/108/1. 
 

Mond only threw for 95 all game, so I’ll take a stab that none of the receivers got to 108. 

Edited January 2, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Armybrat 41408]

Somebody should tell aggy bill that all aggy receivers together caught 10 passes from Mond for a total of 92 yards and 0 TDs against LSU.

Edited January 2, 2020 by Armybrat

[OnAComputer 1443]

So where is the thread about Taylor Hamm? This one seems to be about a crazy old lady.

[texifornia 59017]

8 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

So where is the thread about Taylor Hamm? This one seems to be about a crazy old lady.

After Hamm went dark, the baton was passed to the next-craziest aggy hanger-on

[TrashMaster G 18094]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

After Hamm went dark, the baton was passed to the next-craziest aggy hanger-on

Damn!  There must have been a crap-ton of options to choose from.

[SydneyCarton 49504]

1 hour ago, OnAComputer said:

So where is the thread about Taylor Hamm? This one seems to be about a crazy old lady.

If you’re looking for reading material, start on page 1. If You’re looking for the appropriate place to drop some new tidbits about Toilet Smurf, the existing thread will do, sir. 

[RGBIII 23015]

2 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

So where is the thread about Taylor Hamm? This one seems to be about a crazy old lady.

He’s busy, gotta clean a LOT of pools to make 6 figs 

[Tex Pete 21488]

It’s been a year since we got him fired from the pool company, hasn’t it? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

I seem to recall an Xmas party...

[Tex Pete 21488]

25 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I seem to recall an Xmas party...

Yep. Somebody here found the company Christmas party pics with Hamm in them and (IIRC) let the company know what an angry piece of shit they had working for them. 

[RGBIII 23015]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Yep. Somebody here found the company Christmas party pics with Hamm in them and (IIRC) let the company know what an angry piece of shit they had working for them. 

I don’t think anyone specifically let them know but they saw that the video got posted on here and watched 10,000 times and dug a bit deeper on him 

[markstanco 12788]

More aggy being aggy found by [mention=384]texifornia[/mention] 
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Dont know how he found him, that dude has 4 followers and posts every hour.

[Longhornfrenzy 6331]

If her story couldn't get anymore weird.
Bag Bitch was a Merchant Marine

[Longhornfrenzy 6331]

KarenKeyLargo

Posted on 20 mins, V I P, User Since 27 months ago,


I don't know. But, it's sad that it wouldn't still be funny today. We bought old clothes a lot for rags. The guys would get all decked out in women's clothes just to mess with me. It was honestly hilarious. I learned to get along with them. They were physically stronger than me and I was better on reports, plotting courses, scheduling crane time, etc. So, they'd handle the Hauser line and rigging for me. Plus Sunday was cook's day off so I'd put on an apron and southern cook those boys into submission lol. We made it work. The only stand I took was no porn during meal times lol. I miss it every day. I didn't join til I was 49 after boys were all set up in life. It was 4 of the best years of my life. Sailed all over the world And got paid big for it. Only spent 100 days on land total. I knew I couldn't stay out there forever. Family and all. I hope all those guys are living a life of Fair winds and following seas. I still stay in touch with a few. Funny story, my first 3 month hitch I hurt pretty much every inch of my body. Badly. I cried a lot but kept on working. They told me later the captain watched me from the bridge when I was working on deck because I was such a klutz. They kept score of my injuries, screw ups and tears on a pad in the bridge. Bet on it and everything. The day I was chipping with a pneumatic tool and knocked my two front out the chief won $200 [https://s3media] we had each other's back though. We picked up a surveyor for a job and I was working night deck, checking straps. Drill pipe was stacked up in lines and rows. I was walking those when the surveyor grabbed me in a dark alley between stacks. The captain could know longer see me. He sounded a general and the crew came running. They pulled him off me and beat the living ***** out of that guy. I didn't press charges or make a fuss. I earned big stripes for that. Just went and got a new shirt on and went back to work. Life at sea. Nothing like it

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

Joined merchant marines at 49, and the guys all wanted a piece of her underwear?  Must be lonely out there. Good on her for going to one of the few places on earth where she is a high value target.