6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

She does kind of resemble Olive Oyl.  

[closetojumping 65,427]

Her story of them taking bets reminds me of my time at Pappasito's in Austin in the mid/late 90's. We had a woman who cried on damned near every shift. Had been working there for years, and when she got in the weeds, she fucking broke down, hard, and was a pill the rest of the shift. I come in for a shift one Friday afternoon after class and the head waiter is in the back with a brown sack, taking $5/person for a pool from the waiters/waitresses to see which person could make her cry first on the shift. It was like a psychological experiment conducted by Milgram or something. People totally acting out of character for a $70 pot. One of the females that chipped in was damned near the worst. Anyway, one of my buddies won in less than 15 minutes from the shift start. 

Yeah, it's fucking terrible. But it was also sadly and absurdly comical to watch. No, I didn't participate, primarily because I was raising a little girl and thought that kind of thing was shitty to actually act on. Still do. That considered, that was easily the best job I ever had. Pure meritocracy with the waitstaff and we could work overtime.

Any who, where were we?

[Pato del Muerto 53,505]

You were discussing coming out of retirement to call bubble screens for Epps with the key block by brewer. And the counter to it, the bubble to brewer blocked by Epps. 

Edited January 3, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Thiefery 5,108]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Her story of them taking bets reminds me of my time at Pappasito's in Austin in the mid/late 90's. We had a woman who cried on damned near every shift. Had been working there for years, and when she got in the weeds, she fucking broke down, hard, and was a pill the rest of the shift. I come in for a shift one Friday afternoon after class and the head waiter is in the back with a brown sack, taking $5/person for a pool from the waiters/waitresses to see which person could make her cry first on the shift. It was like a psychological experiment conducted by Milgram or something. People totally acting out of character for a $70 pot. One of the females that chipped in was damned near the worst. Anyway, one of my buddies won in less than 15 minutes from the shift start. 

Yeah, it's fucking terrible. But it was also sadly and absurdly comical to watch. No, I didn't participate, primarily because I was raising a little girl and thought that kind of thing was shitty to actually act on. Still do. That considered, that was easily the best job I ever had. Pure meritocracy with the waitstaff and we could work overtime.

Any who, where were we?

Here I was thinking you were in your 50's maybe even 60's when you're really in your mid 40's.  Feels like you are one of TH homies

[Dennis Taylor 19,355]

They needed her bra so in case of Somali pirate attack they could use it as a slingshot to launch giant cans of tomato sauce and shit like that at them. Probably have a good 600 yard range I figure

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

15 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Here I was thinking you were in your 50's maybe even 60's when you're really in your mid 40's.  Feels like you are one of TH homies

Greg Davis is close with Herman, so you're half right.

Edited January 3, 2020 by Burt Macklin

[closetojumping 65,427]

19 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Here I was thinking you were in your 50's maybe even 60's when you're really in your mid 40's.  Feels like you are one of TH homies

Early 40’s, sir. I’m younger than Herman and run with far more interesting and intelligent people than that fuckfaced dipshit. 

[Whiskyteer 51]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Early 40’s, sir. I’m younger than Herman and run with far more interesting and intelligent people than that fuckfaced dipshit. 

So you ran with that fuckfaced dipshit Clarence Franklin?   

[Tex Pete 21,488]

Karen has a dick.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Karen has a dick.

Being one is not quite the same thing as having one.

[Tex Pete 21,488]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Being one is not quite the same thing as having one.

[UTCzech III 2,952]

[cafe society 2,903]

2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Bloody Karen?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Early 40’s, sir. I’m younger than Herman and run with far more interesting and intelligent people than that fuckfaced dipshit. 

OK Jumper.

[pacman 7,508]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Karen has a dick.

you've seen it, haven't you?

Edited January 3, 2020 by pacman

[Deej 77,829]

Pic of Karen in her merchant marine days.

 

[Scholz 12,306]

She calls herself “sassy”? Hahaha. Yeah, that’s what you are shitty old bag.

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

2 hours ago, cafe society said:

Bloody Karen?

Maybe after her ovaries have been ripped out, and tossed onto the table.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Karen on her job 

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Hi Steve. I sell branded mostly custom built merchandise to O&G as well as PPE and FR apparel. We do online company store design and fulfillment. Rewards and Recognition programs. Etc. I also have non Of&G clients in the Defense Contractor market and in mainstreamm like Omni Hotels Int.

Right....

[Not a Sock 2,366]

39 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen on her job 

Right....

So she sews name tags on oilfield uniforms.

[Handcruser 2,815]

No she does promotional items. That’s her thing. Not hard to get into and can operate from anywhere. She doesn’t need to be in college station or Texas.


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[markstanco 12,788]

Anybody figure out bathrooms new Twitter yet?

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

She promotes personalized bags of cash.  

[Longhornfrenzy 6,331]

.

[texifornia 59,017]

Holy shit what an amazing clusterfuck

Even aggy's like "get pictures of that rapey fuck off our board"

[ClubWhatever 12,309]

“You would be a great Baylor fan”. Lol

[Sejjr 3,250]

"We damn sure didn't do anything to deserve you" is pretty solid, too. 

Such a joy that they are stuck with that batshit loon for the duration of Jimbo's tenure.

[tejas60 3,560]

49 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

"We damn sure didn't do anything to deserve you" is pretty solid, too. 

but they did...

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

there's some good bull in those 

[Scholz 12,306]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

"We damn sure didn't do anything to deserve you" is pretty solid, too. 

Such a joy that they are stuck with that batshit loon for the duration of Jimbo's tenure.

Very much this

[Foggy Notion 1,202]

That old bag is almost too aggy for aggy. Almost. It’s perfect. 

[BigOrange1 6,611]

the other woman "wants and expects them to win a natty in the next 5 years"

[Leanderman 2,367]

Win a natty? Better just start winning their division first

[cochamps 1,885]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Win a natty? Better just start winning their division first

Same thing.  If they ever win that division, they’ll put Natty up on the stadium wall, no doubt.

[Harvdog 2,417]

Try finishing better than 4th in the West before you start talking about a “natty”. I hope 🤞 she’s talking about drinking a natty because there is no way the aggys will play for one, let alone win one in the next 5 years. 
 

May I suggest that all the aggy sunshine pumpers start drinking White Claws....because there are no laws....when you are drinking claws. 

[Wiler77 1,628]

On 1/3/2020 at 11:39 AM, closetojumping said:

Her story of them taking bets reminds me of my time at Pappasito's in Austin in the mid/late 90's.

Not sure how I've never caught that tidbit before.  I worked there for about a year in 1998-1999.  Agreed on it being a great job.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

Best college job was sperm donor. $40 twice weekly. In a related field, South Austin's mom was a banker.

Edited January 5, 2020 by Spawn of Cthulhu
hands are clumsier than they used to be

[Leanderman 2,367]

I find that hard to swallow.

[happyhookem 224]

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

I find that hard to swallow.

 That's what South Austin's mom told me.

[Sejjr 3,250]

56 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

 That's what South Austin's mom told me.

Have a heart man and mix in some pineapple juice. Poor girl works her ass off.

Edited January 6, 2020 by Sejjr

[Beigebandit 40]

1 hour ago, happyhookem said:

 That's what South Austin's mom told me.

South Austin’s mom has never found anything hard to swallow

[texifornia 59,017]

Whew, Karen is back to trusting in Jimbo re: Evans

Spoiler

 

[RGBIII 23,015]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Whew, Karen is back to trusting in Jimbo re: Evans

  Reveal hidden contents

 

OVARIES ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!! Also she just absolutely TRASHED him a week or so ago

[Tex Pete 21,488]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

OVARIES ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!! Also she just absolutely TRASHED him a week or so ago

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by senility.

[UDontKnow 10,572]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by senility.

Can be both malicious and senile, Pete. I have seen and treated such.

[UDontKnow 10,572]

13 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Have a heart man and mix in some pineapple juice. Poor girl works her ass off.

Mix in pineapple juice?

[texifornia 59,017]

More Jameis humping

Spoiler

 

[Sejjr 3,250]

Doesn’t feel the need to defend Jameis...then calls the accuser a lying slut in a not subtle way 3 sentences later. 

[fattyflattie 4,640]

Just a terrible person. Couldn’t have picked a more apropos fan base to latch onto/be employed by. 

[EP_Texican 377]

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