6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

3¢ worth of plastic and a sticker for 3.33. Hell of a deal. 
someone should ask if they are BPA free. 
 

https://www.decidetodrive.org/distracted-driving-dangerous/eating-driving/

she’s advertising dangerous behavior!

Edited January 14, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Thiefery 5,108]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

[Hmbre97 6,337]

Question: will it hold a whataburger spicy ketchup? Asking for myself.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

Who doesn't need a fast food sauce holder?

people that don't eat fast food, in their cars?

[Scholz 12,306]

Also looks like that piece of crap would allow the A/C to blow the honey mustard all over the seats.  #aggyengineering

[Reynolds Woodcock 5,098]

You guys laugh, but if she posted that ad in the Steel Shank thread she might get some takers.

[KYHorn 17,615]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Also looks like that piece of crap would allow the A/C to blow the honey mustard all over the seats.  #aggyengineering

My bigger issue is thinking of all the bacteria, dirt, and dust that will be blown directly onto the condiment. 

(Have at it, you sex punners).

[C-Man 27,779]

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

1 pc minimum? LOFL. Somebody send her an order to make one with Dickbutt in lieu or the corporate logo.

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

Just now, C-Man said:

1 pc minimum? LOFL. Somebody send her an order to make one with Dickbutt in lieu or the corporate logo.

Official Surly fast food sauce holder.  Is this one of those TreeFiddy benefits I've heard about?

[LTtxfan 50,005]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

1 hour ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

You guys laugh, but if she posted that ad in the Steel Shank thread she might get some takers.

Only if the copy was something like dip your meat into my sauce holder. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

On 1/11/2020 at 8:35 PM, EP_Texican said:

I think Hamm is back on Twitter. He retweeted something that is 3 days old after being dormant since his meltdown in September. Please come back, Hamm!!


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I like his little "random preseason prediction" .  Surprised he isn't all over the internet beating his chest about being right for once.

[EP_Texican 377]

[Radical Larry 28,822]

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

Why is Demas riding around with some random old lady?

 

 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

A street agent, a bag handler, and an 5 star recruit committed to A&M walk into a whore house. One of the prostitutes laughs. The 5 star recruit asks what’s so funny. The prostitute says “What are you doing here? You’re already getting fucked” 

 

[Telegraph_it 3,379]

Lulz. Footwork giving old KKL an off ramp.
 

I assume you were watching on IG live because why the hell would you be in a car with him!?!? Right. Right!?!

[CfRhTxStBobcats 608]

36 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

I believe she's  talking about the dog in her lap. I wouldn't put it past her to take spike to bed with a tub of peanut butter. I just made myself sick.

[ClubWhatever 12,309]

She and her leechy setup is so gross

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,279]

Does she have her own Pornhub channel yet?

[campcrunk 2,551]

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,028]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

I just got a soft-on

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

[markstanco 12,788]

Question: will it hold a whataburger spicy ketchup? Asking for myself.

Ketchup sucks. It's a sugary sauce that tastes bad. Fight me.

[markstanco 12,788]

Why is Demas riding around with some random old lady?
 
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There are a lot of 5 star 18 year old black athletes that hang with 70 year old white women who follow coaches half way across the country.

[Blotto 24,021]

That 1 PC minimum seems doable. Wonder if she offers a layaway plan. 

[RGBIII 23,015]

[Scholz 12,306]

Christ on a cracker that lady is disgusting in every way

[Matuka 1,320]

I'll bet she did unspeakable things in the Merchant Marines

[Tex Pete 21,488]

5 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I'll bet she did unspeakable things in the Merchant Marines

I've read unspeakable things about her in the last page of this thread. My stomach is still upset.

[LTtxfan 50,005]

 

 

  Billy Liucci @billyliucci

Jan 16

From an Aggie, you’re doing good work man. And that has nothing to do with today’s tweet. You call it both ways and give plenty of credit when due.

 

. Emmanuel Acho  @thEMANacho

Replying to @billyliucci

Appreciate it man!   💯

7:03 PM · Jan 16, 2020·T

[C-Man 27,779]

56 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

  Billy Liucci @billyliucci

Jan 16

From an Aggie, you’re doing good work man. And that has nothing to do with today’s tweet. You call it both ways and give plenty of credit when due.

 

. Emmanuel Acho  @thEMANacho

Replying to @billyliucci

Appreciate it man!   💯

7:03 PM · Jan 16, 2020·T

[texifornia 59,017]

[Scholz 12,306]

Classic Jimbo. Enjoy!

[HtownHorn 15,236]

His last 2 classes are well put together, except the OL and RB. Which is odd considering he features the running game. At the rate of attrition in his transition class, 2021 is going to be a very hard year with very little senior talent left on the roster.

Still have to lose 5 just to get the current 2020 class in the door.

Edited January 18, 2020 by HtownHorn

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I have indeed forgotten 

Edited January 18, 2020 by SwanderedTalent

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I have indeed forgotten 

Weren’t we right there with them in recruiting rankings?  Are we also building a beast?  Oh that’s right our class rankings are bought and theirs are undervalued because reasons. 

[Deej 77,829]

On 1/14/2020 at 11:12 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

aggy moble jizz cup.

[texifornia 59,017]

Spoiler

 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Beast?  A&M might should think about recruiting some OTs, corners, and edge rushers.  Oh and QBs.  
 

nah.  Those positions don’t matter much

[markstanco 12,788]

Spoiler

 

Average rank in the last two classes at 10.5, and #3 in the sec. But he coaches em up I guess.

[HtownHorn 15,236]

The rankings is boosted by the 15 WRs he has taken since he arrived there.

[Steel Shank 9,556]

 

[texifornia 59,017]

She... actually makes some reasonable points here

[texifornia 59,017]

[Tex Pete 21,488]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She... actually makes some reasonable points here

She's not wrong for a change. The new meds may be working.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

She’s whining because Evans won’t come play for her spank man Jimbo. Evans could literally rape a woman or steal some crab legs and she be driving the get away car for him if it in any way benefitted Mr. Cuck. 
 

Fuck her 

Edited January 22, 2020 by Neonmoon

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

She’s whining because Evans won’t come play for her spank man Jimbo. Evans could literally rape a woman or steal some crab legs and she be driving the get away car for him if it in any way benefitted Mr. Cuck. 
 

Fuck her 

Agreed. She’s making reasonable points now because once again Jimbo has given her a new crib sheet. 

[Scholz 12,306]

Like she gives 2 shits about the kids waiting on his spot. 

[texifornia 59,017]

baaaaarf