6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Leanderman 2,267]

When in the wide, wide, world of sports is the NCAA gonna catch wind of the gomers and their "recruiting program"?

[texifornia 56,519]

[Vertigo 20,267]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

When in the wide, wide, world of sports is the NCAA gonna catch wind of the gomers and their "recruiting program"?

They will start caring when aggy wins anything of consequence at the expense of Bama, LSU, Florida, or Georgia. So... never

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

anytime I read Karen's name, I hear it in the "Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas" voice. KAREN!!!!!!

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

For comparing the bag hag to Lorraine Bracco.

[Getafix 28,416]

I always thought it was Debra Winger in Goodfellas ... damn.  Always educating  Always edifying.  That's the Surl, for you.

[markstanco 12,505]

Pretty sure jimbo has a 979 area code cell number. Having s Florida one would be dumb

[Dennis Taylor 18,706]

12 hours ago, markstanco said:

Pretty sure jimbo has a 979 area code cell number. Having s Florida one would be dumb

Florida phone is for his OGs. And sending hate texts to Candi's boytoys

[Newy25 7,638]

For those of you who would know better than me, is the man in the picture for “billy_n_tiff” on Instagram our chin pubes? The guy looks a lot like him and given his name is Billy, I wonder if that is him. The reason I ask is I went to high school with the Tiffany in the picture. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

22 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

 

For comparing the bag hag to Lorraine Bracco.

the characters they play have the same first name

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

Pretty sure jimbo has a 979 area code cell number. Having s Florida one would be dumb

Jimbo and KKL are probably not the sharpest tools in the drawer, except when it comes to consoling recruits' mamas with illicit cash, cars and such.  

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

7 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

the characters they play have the same first name

[Getafix 28,416]

21 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jimbo and KKL are tools.  

 

 

 

[texifornia 56,519]

Oh what the shit

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Resting heart rate is 45?

[Telegraph_it 3,354]

Apparently she is Lance Armstrong. 

[Beau Vine 54,001]

She might be Lance Armstrong's missing cancerous testicle. 

[Scholz 11,933]

I highly doubt every single word she writes

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

She might be Lance Armstrong's missing cancerous testicle. 

You are what you eat.
 

[tejas60 3,527]

she's a clock?

[Viper 12,030]

54 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

she's a clock?

[markstanco 12,505]

Resting heart rate is 45?

Of course. She said it, so it is true.

[Getafix 28,416]

The end.

.......

Maybe.

 

 

[texifornia 56,519]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

The end.

.......

Maybe.

 

 

She'll be back. She's always back. What was Jelmore's full post?

Edited April 1, 2020 by texifornia

[Scholz 11,933]

Shit she’ll be back tomorrow 

[Getafix 28,416]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She'll be back. She's always back. What was Jelmore's full post?

Her note was in response to a bunch of people who complained about the number of posts she was starting, not specifically Jelmore's post.  (This thread was that 5 of the first 7 thread were by KKL.)

Here's Jelmore's post.

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

She’s never lasted more than 48 hours away

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

I stopped reading when Karen said she needed to suck it

[Dennis Taylor 18,706]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I stopped reading when Karen said she needed to suck it

you were no longer master of your domain? 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

35 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

you were no longer master of your domain? 

can you ejaculate vomit?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

13 hours ago, Getafix said:

The end.

.......

Maybe.

 

 

Just her (pre) April Fool's post.

[Scholz 11,933]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

can you ejaculate vomit?

You never had a slump buster?

[AUS-97HORN 11,681]

this is no less than the 5th time Karen has told everyone shes done posting and through with that site.

in each and every case she started replying back to posts in under a day.    Her very first time doing it she didnt even last 8 fucking hours.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

22 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Resting heart rate is 45?

She forgot to multiply by 4 after she finished counting.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

You never had a slump buster?

never had a slump

[Irieguy 1,059]

16 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

never had a slump

[SHOOTER12 8,789]

4 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

this is no less than the 5th time Karen has told everyone shes done posting and through with that site.

in each and every case she started replying back to posts in under a day.    Her very first time doing it she didnt even last 8 fucking hours.

She must be related to Derka.

[C-Man 27,052]

Sobering thought.

Quote

It only took a month for coronavirus to become the third leading cause of death in the United States, according to a San Diego doctor and data from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

COVID-19 is now killing 748 people per day in the U.S., Dr. Maria Danilychev said, citing data from Worldometers.info. Only heart disease (1,774 deaths per day) and cancer (1,641 deaths per day) are killing more people daily than coronavirus, CDC data shows.

Danilychev, a San Diego doctor, made the conclusion and charted coronavirus’ growth throughout the country.Coronavirus has surpassed Alzheimer’s, stroke, chronic lung disease and accidents in deaths per day, her data shows.

CDC’s 2017 data shows more than 647,000 people die from heart disease each year and another 599,000 die from cancer. Accidents, which were previously the No. 3 cause of death, account for 169,000 deaths annually, according to the CDC.

https://www.sacbee.com/news/coronavirus/article241677891.html

[Dennis Taylor 18,706]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Sobering thought.

https://www.sacbee.com/news/coronavirus/article241677891.html

Wrong thread?

[C-Man 27,052]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Wrong thread?

Yes

[Sejjr 3,246]

I kept thinking there would be a punchline. "And Karen Key Largo still lives" or something like that.

[GRHorn 105]

On 3/31/2020 at 1:03 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Resting heart rate is 45?

She has a heart block 

[texifornia 56,519]

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[Burt Macklin 18,998]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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“Sweet old lady”

 

[texifornia 56,519]

jfc

[NOMAAA 1,696]

hahaha

[Orange&White 5,516]

Sooo....~40 hours?

Who could have possibly seen this coming?

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

jfc

Beyond parody

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

22 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Sooo....~40 hours?

Who could have possibly seen this coming?

There was no way to know. 

On 3/31/2020 at 9:13 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

She’s never lasted more than 48 hours away

 

[Tex Pete 20,179]

On 3/31/2020 at 3:13 PM, Scholz said:

I highly doubt every single word she writes

Karen is really 32. And has a dick.