6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Matuka 1305]

And (s)he smells of elderberries 

Edited April 2, 2020 by Matuka

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There was no way to know. 

 

You really went out on a limb there 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

KKL is just your run of the mill pathological liar. 

[EastTexan 662]

22 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Karen is really 32. And has a dick.

Looch is 32 and has a penis?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

45 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Looch is 32 and has a penis?

In every hole.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

KKL is just your run of the mill pathological liar. 

Nah, she is an exceptional pathological liar.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

On 4/3/2020 at 7:42 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah, she is an exceptional pathological liar.

True. She sees her lies all the way through. There's no half-assing them. 

[texifornia 56512]

Karen actually come across the most grownup person in this exchange wooooof

Spoiler

 

[LTtxfan 48966]

On 3/31/2020 at 8:26 PM, Getafix said:

The end........ Maybe.

 

 

Any new Karen sightings???

 

Edited April 8, 2020 by LTtxfan

[SHOOTER12 8789]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Any new Karen sightings???

 

Lots of dibeetus in that vidjo.

[TexanTraveling 42]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lots of dibeetus in that vidjo.

but its still fucking beautfiul, bunch of cunts dancing in the street during a time of trouble....even if they are fat

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

33 minutes ago, TexanTraveling said:

but its still fucking beautfiul, bunch of cunts dancing in the street during a time of trouble....even if they are fat

Good fucking lord I bet you're a blast to hang out with 

[EP_Texican 377]

Showing off the ol’ Jimbo on speed dial yet again.


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[EP_Texican 377]

Showing off the ol’ Jimbo on speed dial yet again.


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[lemonandaturd 4285]

The NCAA does not give  shit.  Screw that old lady and her buddy Jimbo.  

[RGBIII 22798]

10 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Showing off the ol’ Jimbo on speed dial yet again.


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Best part is she obviously scrolled to the Js just for this picture

[Matuka 1305]

She also knows OU's athletic director.  Conspiracy confirmed.

[tejas60 3526]

and Big Jim Jack

[maninblack 7974]

That bitch is looney

[SHOOTER12 8789]

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Best part is she obviously scrolled to the Js just for this picture

...and that she put her email address right there begging to be bombarded.

[SHOOTER12 8789]

Dear Karen,

How many times have you tossed Jimbo's salet?

[BigSwingingD 719]

I hope she fucks up by showing his number.  Please, KKL...

[PilotsError 2281]

Her and real estate douche need to get together for a photo op.

[Tex Pete 20176]

On 4/10/2020 at 12:43 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Dear Karen,

How many times have you tossed Jimbo's salet?

About tree fiddy. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Dear Karen,
How many times have you tossed Jimbo's salet?

Jimbo prefers syrup

[Leanderman 2267]

I knew that old hag would show back up. Was she on the way to keep her social distancing with a recruits family?

[texifornia 56512]

Karen on the aggy corona response

Spoiler

 

[C-Man 27050]

On 4/10/2020 at 9:35 AM, tejas60 said:

and Big Jim Jack

On the Mt Rushmore of Ticket characters in my opinion.

[RGBIII 22798]

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen on the aggy corona response

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Karen Key Fauci

[Neonmoon 38127]

And she's usually pretty right about things so...

[Scholz 11933]

Standing in the fucking paint

[Sejjr 3246]

Ovaries on the fucking table!

[Angry Gorilla 1763]

 

 

[Viper 12028]

I like how someone asks what do you mean by that and she answers and I'm still wondering what she means by that.

[SydneyCarton 47873]

52 minutes ago, Viper said:

I like how someone asks what do you mean by that and she answers and I'm still wondering what she means by that.

Deep state. Rothschilds. Illuminati. Alex Jones nailed it. 

[fattyflattie 4636]

All I want is for her to be the contributing factor that aggy gets in hot water.  It will never happen because LOLNCAA but fuck, would be lifetime aggy joke.  Surely they'll spurn some 4/5* that will mouth off about her after the shit hits the fan.

[RGBIII 22798]

1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said:

 

 

How is she not in a home yet

[Scholz 11933]

We will never know the truth...

The basis of every good conspiracy theory. Nobody can prove this but I know I’m right.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

CDC, politicians, and media also played U.K., Spain, Italy, and how many other countries?

[EP_Texican 377]

Over/Under 6 hours. What are you taking?


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[Orange&White 5516]

Jesus fuck! This shit again? How can she possibly think that anyone one the planet believes her when she spews this shit?

[NOMAAA 1696]

21 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Over/Under 6 hours. What are you taking?


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under. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Anyone checked in on South Austin's mom lately? I wonder how she's handling the social distancing thing, maybe limiting gatherings to under 10 at a time?

[Steel Shank 9414]

Too many powerful people knew that aggy winning the NC in 2020 would rob them of their authority (including Spain, and especially Italy). They just couldn't let the 2020 season happen. So guess what? Hello corona virus. Solves their problem - but just for this season. What will they do to stop aggy in 2021? Stay tuned. There's more coming. For sure.

[texifornia 56512]

Just now, Steel Shank said:

Too many powerful people knew that aggy winning the NC in 2020 would rob them of their authority (including Spain, and especially Italy). They just couldn't let the 2020 season happen. So guess what? Hello corona virus. Solves their problem - but just for this season. What will they do to stop aggy in 2021? Stay tuned. There's more coming. For sure.

Once it became clear aggy was so powerful that they were going to win the SEC, La Liga, and Serie A all in the same season, measures had to be taken.

[SHOOTER12 8789]

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

under. 

Yep

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

6 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Too many powerful people knew that aggy winning the NC in 2020 would rob them of their authority (including Spain, and especially Italy). They just couldn't let the 2020 season happen. So guess what? Hello corona virus. Solves their problem - but just for this season. What will they do to stop aggy in 2021? Stay tuned. There's more coming. For sure.

Under-reported byproduct of CV - aggy's athletics money is fucked. SEZ has been paid for, thank god. Their capital investments aren't all paid for and they're banking on oil money to shore it up long term. Whoop!s. 

[Burt Macklin 18997]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

Over/Under 6 hours. What are you taking?


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That under better be about -1000, otherwise you’re gonna get cleaned out, lol my friend. 
 

Speaking of which, I was curious what our favorite lottery commissioner was up to these days. He writes for some random UF $9.95er site. Shockingly, his prose hasn’t changed much over the years.... 

 

 

[Burt Macklin 18997]

15 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Under-reported byproduct of CV - aggy's athletics money is fucked. SEZ has been paid for, thank god. Their capital investments aren't all paid for and they're banking on oil money to shore it up long term. Whoop!s. 

I would take joy in this, but aggy’s diploma mill/packing the Capitol strategy just means we’ll all be forced to bail them out if they go under. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I would take joy in this, but aggy’s diploma mill/packing the Capitol strategy just means we’ll all be forced to bail them out if they go under. 

Can't take a bailout to buyout a coach.