6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Fug 540]

forgot we follow each other

[Tex Pete 20348]

3 minutes ago, Fug said:

forgot we follow each other

Since Jimbo went to A&M, Karen has become an expert on sheep.

[Scholz 11943]

Science is baaaaaaaaaad.

[UDontKnow 10444]

47 minutes ago, Fug said:

forgot we follow each other

She's disgusting and her take is absolutely disgusting. But should we surprised? No, no we shouldn't.

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm not sure if it's too many or not enough,  but he's got a chromosome issue 

 

What's sad is that this is his "good" look compared to more recent pics. 

[Burt Macklin 19022]

1 hour ago, Fug said:

forgot we follow each other

Has any school ever deserved a fan more than aggy deserves KKL? 

[SydneyCarton 48081]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Has any school ever deserved a fan more than aggy deserves KKL? 

Nebraska. Baylor. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

best in the business.  forgot about hamm.  whats he had to say?

[Tex Pete 20348]

1 minute ago, NOMAAA said:

best in the business.  forgot about hamm.  whats he had to say?

I am guessing his attorneys advised him to stay off social media and keep his mouth shut. 

[TheRRKid 227]

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm not sure if it's too many or not enough,  but he's got a chromosome issue 

 

[XForce 218]

I am guessing his attorneys advised him to stay off social media and keep his mouth shut. 

For how many years? How do you go from being the leading recruiting analyst to radio dark?

[Tex Pete 20348]

11 minutes ago, XForce said:

For how many years? How do you go from being the leading recruiting analyst to radio dark?

Losing multiple jobs and his family. 

[markstanco 12574]

12 minutes ago, XForce said:

For how many years? How do you go from being the leading recruiting analyst to radio dark?

following 17/18 year old kids in to bathrooms and getting in fights at HS games does not help. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12459]

Did Taylor Hamm recently become Timm Hamm?


https://www.si.com/college/tamu/news/ncaa-expanding-signing-class-limit-due-to-transfer-portal-texas-a-m-aggies-sec-football-news

[Getafix 28604]

10 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Did Taylor Hamm recently become Timm Hamm?


https://www.si.com/college/tamu/news/ncaa-expanding-signing-class-limit-due-to-transfer-portal-texas-a-m-aggies-sec-football-news

 

 

 

 

 

[EP_Texican 377]

Might be old news to some of you. I haven’t been on this thread in a while. But it looks like the Toilet Smurf has gradually come out of twitter hibernation. It’s only a matter of time before an epic meltdown. Welcome back, hammy


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[Tex Pete 20348]

Poor Hamm. Texas “isn’t coming back,” but has A&M ever even been there? Douche can’t even ask his great grandpa about it. 

[Scholz 11943]

I'd rather be a has been than a never was.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Poor Hamm. Texas “isn’t coming back,” but has A&M ever even been there? Douche can’t even ask his great grandpa about it. 

Texas may not be coming back, but Taylor Hamm sure as hell will be coming back...

next week, to clean and add chemicals to the pool.

[Scholz 11943]

14 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Texas may not be coming back, but Taylor Hamm sure as hell will be coming back...

Not what his kids said...

[Tex Pete 20348]

15 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Texas may not be coming back, but Taylor Hamm sure as hell will be coming back...

next week, to clean and add chemicals to the pool.

How pathetic is it to be fired from a pool cleaning job? And on his day off...

[Tex Pete 20348]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Not what his kids said...

I don't think we're sure they're actually his kids. I would bet the former Mrs. Hamm would deny it. 

[Wishbone 4759]

On 9/21/2021 at 9:52 AM, Scholz said:

I'd rather be a has been than a never was.

…nor ever will be.

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

It's like he never left...he's still got his magic touch

 

 

Edited September 26, 2021 by Dennis Taylor

[Leanderman 2275]

"Ags may or may not like this comparison but Haynes King is our Colt McCoy. Slightly more athletic. He’s going to be a star."

I really cannot remember Colt ever bouncing a pass off the back of his own lineman's helmet?

[SydneyCarton 48081]

13 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Ags may or may not like this comparison but Haynes King is our Colt McCoy. Slightly more athletic. He’s going to be a star."

I really cannot remember Colt ever bouncing a pass off the back of his own lineman's helmet?

To be fair, that was Calzada. Haynes King folded like a chair in game 1 and is now on crutches. 

[HenryJames 66045]

Yeah, King is the guy who threw three picks against Kent St.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

Colt McCoy never threw 3 INTs vs. Kent State. Just saying. 
 

That got me looking things up and he had 4 3 INT games out for 53 or so. King had it in his first game. But he's a slightly more athletic McCoy so it’s all good for A&M

[Mikey4 2476]

Haynes King was terrible in limited play. Although I totally get why aggy would see a similarity to Colt Mccoy.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

He’s more case than colt

[williemackgarza 1826]

Might be old news to some of you. I haven’t been on this thread in a while. But it looks like the Toilet Smurf has gradually come out of twitter hibernation. It’s only a matter of time before an epic meltdown. Welcome back, hammy


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Just cant make this shit up.. outside lookin in blah blah blah

[Tree Fidy 1174]

Fucking Toilet Smurf!

[kevwun 15774]

He has an arm like Case McCoy, so Hamm was close.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

He has an arm like Case McCoy, so Hamm was close.

King also has Case’s physical attractiveness.  

[Sejjr 3246]

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

King also has Case’s physical attractiveness.  

And a similar stature to Hamm.

[EP_Texican 377]

Fucking Toilet Smurf!

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[Hornlover 8830]

29 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Love the 6 Figs!!!! 

[markstanco 12574]

Just cant make this shit up.. outside lookin in blah blah blah

What’s he saying now after calling the hogs a few weeks ago?

[Leanderman 2275]

If you could have the smurf floating in the commode face down it would be better :). 

[EP_Texican 377]

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[texifornia 56929]

6 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Please make Henson the scapegoat and go back to #cubelife I'm begging you

Edited October 3, 2021 by texifornia

[RGBIII 22840]

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Please make Henson the scapegoat and go back to #cubelife I'm begging you

Here’s a fun tidbit. Ya, Henson is fucking pissed lol Jimbo is interfering the exact same way he did at FSU with the OL. The man just LOVES his cubes

[RGBIII 22840]

Oh and Elko is pissed as fuck for being the scape goat. Jimbo blaming zone defense and shit in press conferences with his 3 and out offense isn’t exactly playing up in the Elko household 

[HtownHorn 14677]

What was the coaching turnover at FSU prior to the Jimbo exit? I think he fired his longtime OL coach the year before.

[Tex Pete 20348]

4 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

 

run

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Shit, send Elko our way. Two DC's? Beat that, bitches! 

[Deej 76760]

If nothing else, toilet smurf has impeccable timing. He crawled out of his hole just in time for the aggy meltdown.

Edited October 5, 2021 by Deej

[Viper 12109]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

If nothing else, toilet smurf has impeccable timing. He crawled out of his hole just in time for the aggy meltdown.

just in time? Pretty sure his return was one of the signs and wonders foretelling the great aggy meltdown

And I looked, and behold 6 figs: and his name that sat on him was Toilet Smurf, and Melt followed with him. - Aggilations 6:8

Edited October 5, 2021 by Viper

[WBT 20562]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Shit, send Elko our way. Two DC's? Beat that, bitches! 

Sitting Power 5 coordinator imo

[ClubWhatever 12134]

Need to send him a box of monogrammed shirts with a a blue “T.S..” as a good will gesture.