6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[TBGFL 397]

On 10/3/2021 at 6:25 PM, HtownHorn said:

What was the coaching turnover at FSU prior to the Jimbo exit? I think he fired his longtime OL coach the year before.

He didn't have much in his last few years there. Mark Stoops and Eddie Gran left after the 2012 season, driven partly by the fact that Stoops and Fisher got into it in the locker room after a game

 

[satyanash 15585]

our old friend Taylor Hamm is trying to insert himself into the recent Pole Assassin drama

[RGBIII 23014]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

our old friend Taylor Hamm is trying to insert himself into the recent Pole Assassin drama

Lol wow, never thought this one would get out and very glad he cropped the message

[NoName 17148]

15 minutes ago, satyanash said:

our old friend Taylor Hamm is trying to insert himself into the recent Pole Assassin drama

i was hoping the thread was bumped due to Hamm popping back up and not because someone accidently necro'd it. awesome.

[EP_Texican 377]

CenTexAg is actually a good dude on Twitter.





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[SydneyCarton 49477]

Color me surprised that Hamm didn't post the screenshots of when he tried to use those texts to blackmail banks to get insider info, and Banks told him to get fucked. 

[Hookem2147 22026]

Hamm really took his twitter account off private to try to roast Jeff Banks with a screenshot.

I bet there are some great old tweets we could bump on his account.

[satyanash 15585]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Lol wow, never thought this one would get out and very glad he cropped the message

For anyone unfamiliar:

[SydneyCarton 49477]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

For anyone unfamiliar:

Apparently banks was fine with his hog being it there. 

[EZ$ 2125]

Who’s to say that message wasn’t meant for Hamm?  

[SydneyCarton 49477]

10 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Who’s to say that message wasn’t meant for Hamm?  

Are you kidding? Because if it had been 100% Taylor Hamm would have fucked an aTm football coach. 

[EP_Texican 377]

For anyone unfamiliar:

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[EP_Texican 377]

I’m glad Hamm is back, tbh


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[EP_Texican 377]

A few more. Dude is reverting to classic Hamm and it’s a great thing to see. Getting called out by his own people and reverting to childlike insults. Gotta love it.


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[Tex Pete 21485]

19 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

A few more. Dude is reverting to classic Hamm and it’s a great thing to see. Getting called out by his own people and reverting to childlike insults. Gotta love it.

The meltdown and firing aren't far behind. His new wife is probably not aware of what an unstable douche the guy is. She better retain a family attorney soon.

Hamm used inside "scoop" to attack Banks (both in an attempt to blackmail previously and now that he doesn't want anything out of Banks), and now he's making personal attacks against people basically telling him to tone it down. Hamm is the bad guy all the way around, yet he's playing morality police with everyone else. 

[Davis Lane 6005]

Remember this?

He said "boy".

[Thiefery 5108]

1 minute ago, Davis Lane said:

Remember this?

He said "boy".

wasn't that the brutal year where he went like 0-14 in predictions?

[UDontKnow 10571]

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

wasn't that the brutal year where he went like 0-14 in predictions?

I thought it was 0 for 16, but your point holds.

[Tex Pete 21485]

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

wasn't that the brutal year where he went like 0-14 in predictions?

You'll need to be more specific.

[Longhornfrenzy 6300]

He's back!!! Sweet baby Jesus!!!

[RabidM 2756]

Hell yeah... love to hate this guy.  Apparently he's got a new family he can destroy this time around too. 

Edited December 9, 2021 by RabidM

[SimkinsMan 4554]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

He's back!!! Sweet baby Jesus!!!

The only appetite is on Surly, but yes please!

[texasstrong12 4668]

6figs must have been fired again and needs money. 

[SimkinsMan 4554]

On 11/2/2021 at 10:39 AM, EP_Texican said:

CenTexAg is actually a good dude on Twitter.





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Hamm in November: "I don't have any intention to ever get back into this industry." 

Hamm today: "Is there an appetite for me to start providing recruiting updates?"

[Vertigo 20492]

21 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Hamm in November: "I don't have any intention to ever get back into this industry." 

Hamm today: "Is there an appetite for me to start providing recruiting updates?"

Hamm back in the aggy bilgewater of recruiting would just make for some sweet serenity interneting. 

[EP_Texican 377]

He's back!!! Sweet baby Jesus!!!

Lol.


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[TankedBevo 2501]

6 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Lol.


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Shots fired at Hayes Fawcett!! 

[Hmbre97 6337]

Hamm gonna fuck around and get himself and some poor recruit in trouble. 

[UncleSonny 6798]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

Lol.


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Hamm claiming Evan Stewart didn’t see a dime for committing to aggy is incredible stuff. 

[Sejjr 3250]

Hamm thinking he's going to get a career "comeback" via NIL shenanigans was highly predictable.  

[Tex Pete 21485]

2 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Hamm gonna fuck around and get himself and some poor recruit in trouble. 

He’s recruiting for them. Just like all their “recruiting reporters,” who all also happen to be aggy boosters do. 

[Leanderman 2360]

So this turd is gonna help recruits get cash while providing on their recruitment? Time to light the fuse on that bomb, cause it is gonna blow for sure. Just waiting to see Stewarts face on a tub of swimming pool chemicals.

[Enchubben 5600]

10 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So this turd is gonna help recruits get cash while providing on their recruitment? Time to light the fuse on that bomb, cause it is gonna blow for sure. Just waiting to see Stewarts face on a tub of swimming pool chemicals.

As opposed to sunflower seeds and condoms?

[EP_Texican 377]

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[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

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He really is perfect for aggy, claiming hypothetical domination of contests in which he didn't participate.

[DaysOff 8201]

Does he have is fucking thumb up in his wedding photo? Someone else married the pool boy?

[LW Goatman 1129]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Does he have is fucking thumb up in his wedding photo? Someone else married the pool boy?

He and one of the boys both do. The other boy is doing some other tra la la signal Hamm made him do for the photo. 

[Bevo14 8468]

On 12/8/2021 at 8:57 PM, RabidM said:

Hell yeah... love to hate this guy.  Apparently he's got a new family he can destroy this time around too. 

It's like Mad Men but with toilet smurfs instead of advertising executives

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[Deej 77812]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

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A cock in your ass is the opposite of dominate, pool boy.

[bizzle 1202]

his 3rd wife is going to be north of 200

[Hookem2147 22026]

 

Edited March 8, 2022 by Hookem2147

[HtownHorn 15229]

This mother fucker going to sue On3, and the OG of the recruiting team site forums. Right.

[SizzleChest 8314]

30 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 53463]

I guess someone else has @taylorhamm since his has an underscore before the name?  
 

“bought the domain for $9.00” is pretty fucking funny as well. 

Edited March 8, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Dennis Taylor 19344]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

[closetojumping 65393]

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

I declare “bankruptcy!!!”

[KYHorn 17613]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess someone else has @taylorhamm since his has an underscore before the name?  
 

“bought the domain for $9.00” is pretty fucking funny as well. 

He should've just gone ahead and said it was 9.95

[Leanderman 2360]

Hamm may have to go back to cleaning pools?

[Tree Fidy 1207]

After almost 30 years of playing business I never had the pleasure of receiving a cease and desist order....on fucking Twitter!

[KYHorn 17613]