6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Did he get married again or is he still hanging on to the memory of his ex wife?  (Regarding his Twitter picture)

[texifornia 59012]

3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Did he get married again or is he still hanging on to the memory of his ex wife?  (Regarding his Twitter picture)

Remarried. 

[Pato del Muerto 53464]

Lol he works for ICIS now per LinkedIn.

Other highlights are having no job longer than the current one for 17 months since leaving 24/7 and bragging that Aggie scoop had 600 subscribers. 

Edited March 8, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Vertigo 20492]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol he works for ICIS now per LinkedIn.

Other highlights are having no job longer than the current one for 17 months since leaving 24/7 and bragging that Aggie scoop had 600 subscribers. 

Watch. The. Tape

[FloridaHorn 4886]

This thread fucks...especially the last page or so. Hamm wishing On3 goodluck and then warning them he will soon be coming for them is rich.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Remarried. 

Wait, so TWO women decided hamm was the Mann for them?

[SizzleChest 8314]

13 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wait, so TWO women decided hamm was the Mann for them?

I think at least one dude also bought a pool from him.

[UDontKnow 10571]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol he works for ICIS now per LinkedIn.

Other highlights are having no job longer than the current one for 17 months since leaving 24/7 and bragging that Aggie scoop had 600 subscribers. 

For some reason, I read that as "he works for ISIS."

The Hamm certainly terrorizes the Ag faithful.

[Pato del Muerto 53464]

40 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

For some reason, I read that as "he works for ISIS."

The Hamm certainly terrorizes the Ag faithful.

That’s how I meant it. 

[Dennis Taylor 19344]

6 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

After almost 30 years of playing business I never had the pleasure of receiving a cease and desist order....on fucking Twitter!

I'm not a lawyer but I think that is now regarded as the officialist way to handle those 

[Irieguy 1059]

It’s kind of scary how much I want Hamm to return to aggy recruiting. What can we do to make this happen? The epicness of the Hamm experience can’t be convened to those that didn’t experience it. 

[RabidM 2756]

54 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

It’s kind of scary how much I want Hamm to return to aggy recruiting. What can we do to make this happen? The epicness of the Hamm experience can’t be convened to those that didn’t experience it. 

He definitely ups the entertainment factor in recruiting. 

[Tex Pete 21485]

On 3/8/2022 at 9:40 PM, Irieguy said:

It’s kind of scary how much I want Hamm to return to aggy recruiting. What can we do to make this happen? The epicness of the Hamm experience can’t be convened to those that didn’t experience it. 

$9.95, sir. 

Actually, he'd probably settle for a buck and a quarter, some pocket lint, two paperclips, a button, and your pornhub password. 

 

[williemackgarza 1826]

The best in the bizz, boy!

[Davis Lane 6005]

On 3/10/2022 at 9:48 AM, Tex Pete said:

 

Actually, we'd probably settle for a buck and a quarter, some pocket lint, two paperclips, a button, and your pornhub password. 

 

Surly mission statement.

[crash_davis 23469]

here's a video of hamm getting arrested for hiding in boy's bathrooms.

 

[Tex Pete 21485]

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Here's a video of hamm getting arrested for hiding in boy's bathrooms

Hiding? He's usually kneeling right beside the urinal.

[Wishbone 4958]

On 3/8/2022 at 10:09 AM, SizzleChest said:

I think at least one dude also bought a pool from him.

Pretty sure he was in “pool maintenance”, not sales. I could be mistaken, but that would mean the pool company was too.

[Dennis Taylor 19344]

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

here's a video of hamm getting arrested for hiding in boy's bathrooms.

 

He must have grown some, looks bigger than I remember 

[Leanderman 2362]

"here's a video of hamm getting arrested for hiding in boy's bathrooms."

Really surprised a dozen or so fecal encrusted dildos did not fall out of the car.

 

[Deej 77813]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Hiding? He's usually kneeling right in front of the urinal with his mouth wide open.

Fixed.

[crash_davis 23469]

should we tell the midget?

[Pato del Muerto 53464]

Nearly 2 extra feet on top of 3’6 means she’s taller than my wife now. 
and yet somehow she still looks to have dwarfish proportions. 

Edited March 25, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Dbeasy 15589]

On 3/15/2022 at 5:44 PM, Leanderman said:

"here's a video of hamm getting arrested for hiding in boy's bathrooms."

Really surprised a dozen or so fecal encrusted dildos did not fall out of the car.

 

Fecal Encrusted Dildos is the worst band name in history. 

[horngrad03 1156]

On 12/8/2021 at 7:38 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

He's back!!! Sweet baby Jesus!!!

[Deej 77813]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nearly 2 extra feet on top of 3’6 means she’s taller than my wife now. 
and yet somehow she still looks to have dwarfish proportions. 

Like putting a basset hound on stilts.

[crash_davis 23469]

does the bathroom midget know about this?

 

[Pato del Muerto 53464]

I feel sorry for any guy that has to aspire to be 5’9

[Deej 77813]

On 4/12/2022 at 3:44 PM, crash_davis said:

does the bathroom midget know about this?

 

That must have been one really big penis pump they put over him.

[Longhornfrenzy 6306]

Looks like our boy Hamm is fishing to get back into the recruiting business

[Hiphopopotamos 21189]

Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

Looks like our boy Hamm is fishing to get back into the recruiting business

He's been talking about this for a while - he essentially wants to act as an agent for high school kids.  He'll run a site where you can pay a player directly for 'recruiting news'.  With the idea that fan bases could crowd source enough money to influence a kids recruitment.  I can't imagine what kid worth a damn in recruiting would want to be associated with him.

[SimkinsMan 4554]

This can only end in one way: A massive train wreck. And I'm here for it.

[NoName 17148]

21 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's been talking about this for a while - he essentially wants to act as an agent for high school kids.  He'll run a site where you can pay a player directly for 'recruiting news'.  With the idea that fan bases could crowd source enough money to influence a kids recruitment.  I can't imagine what kid worth a damn in recruiting would want to be associated with him.

whoever he signs up player wise is just asking for their parents to be sent a list of his greatest hits in screenshot form (someone want to whip that up?)

 

[crash_davis 23469]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's been talking about this for a while - he essentially wants to act as an agent for high school kids.  He'll run a site where you can pay a player directly for 'recruiting news'.  With the idea that fan bases could crowd source enough money to influence a kids recruitment.  I can't imagine what kid worth a damn in recruiting would want to be associated with him.

what if his payment is that get to fuck him up the ass in the restroom of their choosing?

Edited May 4, 2022 by crash_davis

[HtownHorn 15230]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's been talking about this for a while - he essentially wants to act as an agent for high school kids.  He'll run a site where you can pay a player directly for 'recruiting news'.  With the idea that fan bases could crowd source enough money to influence a kids recruitment.  I can't imagine what kid worth a damn in recruiting would want to be associated with him.

Isn't that illegal in Texas?

[ClubWhatever 12295]

Marriage #2 code red

[Leanderman 2362]

"what if his payment is that get to fuck him up the ass in the restroom of their choosing?"

He would get 3/4 of the corps turds to sign up.

[Deej 77813]

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

what if his payment is that get to fuck him up the ass in the restroom of their choosing?

Why would anyone pay when he's been giving that up for free all these years?

[RGBIII 23014]

1. This is illegal by NIL laws and probably some weird “to catch a predator” law

2. who in their right fucking mind wants recruiting news from a 16 year old directly 

[HtownHorn 15230]

34 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

1. This is illegal by NIL laws and probably some weird “to catch a predator” law

2. who in their right fucking mind wants recruiting news from a 16 year old directly 

Plus, his big idea is already being done on 3 different platforms. I guess his big change is the platforms don't get all the money.

[UDontKnow 10571]

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

1. This is illegal by NIL laws and probably some weird “to catch a predator” law

2. who in their right fucking mind wants recruiting news from a 16 year old directly 

[EP_Texican 377]

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[UDontKnow 10571]

3 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Does he look like this now?

[RabidM 2756]

From the men's bathroom to fired pool boy to millionaire... a totally believable underdog story. 

[NoName 17148]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

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come back @Machinator we need you to update the thread title!

 

[Herbie Hancock 7489]

It’s pretty obvious he’s counting the the two figures after the decimal. My brother in law makes that and he’s a Mongolian idiot

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

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$15,000 annual @ $7.25/hour

$-1, 1-2, 5-3, ,-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7 figures

[UDontKnow 10571]

53 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

It’s pretty obvious he’s counting the the two figures after the decimal. My brother in law makes that and he’s a Mongolian idiot

I think you were going for Mongoloid, unless of course your brother-in-law is actually an idiot from the landlocked Asian nation of Mongolia.

[Herbie Hancock 7489]

Somebody else is gonna have to explain it to you. I don’t have the patience today. Or tomorrow.

[SHOOTER12 8886]

8 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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Suuuure he does, lol

Edited May 6, 2022 by SHOOTER12