6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Vertigo 20276]

12 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

$210k is closer to what the most successful execs in Houston pay in property taxes

I love how he just glossed over the "sales" part of executive. 

[RomaVicta 29904]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I love how he just glossed over the "sales" part of executive. 

I once had the estimable position of Assistant Manager of a going concern in the Houston area myself. I was the second of two persons who worked at a Stop 'N Go location. The chicks were all over me.

[Zhorn96 1773]

6 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

One of the most successful executives in Houston bought 10k in furniture without denting his bank account. Baller status.

you forgot the huge cock.  He dropped 10k on furniture without making a dent in his bank account AND he has a huge cock

[Chooky 13307]

Taylor Hamm is also one of the tallest dudes Texas.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

[EP_Texican 377]

you forgot the huge cock.  He dropped 10k on furniture without making a dent in his bank account AND he has a huge cock

[DanTheHorn 4922]

1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

you forgot the huge cock.  He dropped 10k on furniture without making a dent in his bank account AND he has a huge cock

When you are that short a 3  inch dick must seem huge.

[Leanderman 2275]

"I love how he just glossed over the "sales" part of executive. "

[Deej 76758]

40 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

When you are that short a 3  inch dick must seem huge.

Little boys' hands make it look huge.

[SimkinsMan 4386]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Little boys' hands make it look huge.

[Tex Pete 20340]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Little boys' hands make it look huge.

I thought Mr Tow was in prison. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5698]

What a beautiful day. Hamm has finally come out of hiding just to make an ass out of himself. Some things never change

[C-Man 27208]

12 hours ago, Best served cold said:

Hey, asshole! What's wrong with a "tract" home in Atascocita?! If it's good enough for Kelvin then it's good enough for me!

Close. Quick Google search shows that he’s been in Kingwood since at least July 2023. Owns a 3200 SF home with his wife, Shannon.

Am I doxxing him if I post the online realtor website for Hamm’s crib? I mean he uses his real name on Twitter and he’s easily searchable on Harris County CAD.

Not sure why there are numbers on the individual stairs in his home, which looks nice enough. $500K gets you quite a bit in Kingwood, it appears.

[Sejjr 3246]

Ok, fine. So he's one of the most successful Executives in Kingwood. Houston is a high bar, especially for a Hammster.

[Deej 76758]

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Owns a 3200 SF home with his wife, Shannon.

So his wife is the earner?

[EP_Texican 377]

What a beautiful day. Hamm has finally come out of hiding just to make an ass out of himself. Some things never change

Dude deleted his account. Lmao! But he’ll be back eventually, I’m sure.

[HtownHorn 14676]

I guess his boss did have a problem and didn't just laugh it off.

[crash_davis 23107]

It's like watching an alcoholic go on a bender. It's funny at first but then you just feel dirty because you know it's mental illness. That dude needs to get help.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Every time that guy reappears I think it’s a bit.  

[Thiefery 4995]

i thought as we get older we wisen up and stop being so emotional (outside UT games of course)?

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

Dude deleted his account. Lmao! But he’ll be back eventually, I’m sure.

[fattyflattie 4639]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

It's like watching an alcoholic go on a bender. It's funny at first but then you just feel dirty because you know it's mental illness. That dude needs to get help.

I don’t know. Being one of the most successful executives in one of the biggest cities in the US, WHILE ALSO having a huge cock has to be awesome.  Mental illness or otherwise. 

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

Dude deleted his account. Lmao! But he’ll be back eventually, I’m sure.

"Something went wrong" is a perfect description of hammster in general 

[deech 2273]

 

2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Dude deleted his account. Lmao! But he’ll be back eventually, I’m sure.

Edited October 25, 2023 by deech

[cafe society 2862]

He must have gotten his meds refilled.

[Chef Bezos 75]

It's embarrassing how excited I got when I saw this thread had some recent action and it even surpassed my lofty expectations. Lift the ban, Twitter! We need more!

[Vertigo 20276]

The next time he pops up, he may have just been elected president... of his HOA. 

[SydneyCarton 48073]

20 minutes ago, Chef Bezos said:

It's embarrassing how excited I got when I saw this thread had some recent action and it even surpassed my lofty expectations. Lift the ban, Twitter! We need more!

He wasn't banned. He deleted his account. 

[crash_davis 23107]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He wasn't banned. He deleted his account. 

His wife probably threatened to divorce him, again, or his one friend had an intervention. 

[satyanash 14481]

Some screenshots, for posterity:

Spoiler

Link: https://www.outsports.com/platform/amp/2016/11/21/13707718/texas-rangers-sexual-assault

 

[Vertigo 20276]

This was definitely a wife move. 

[crash_davis 23107]

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This was definitely a wife move. 

She probably didn't like his lying about a "huge cock".

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This was definitely a wife move. 

Think this is her first clue that she married a guy whose development arrested at around 14 years old?

[crash_davis 23107]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20394]

Wow ... I just read all of these updates. I really think Taylor Hamm is mentally ill. Other than the guys on IPIHB, who goes on the internet and brags about the size of his cock?  Maybe it's just a severe Napoleon complex or maybe he was just wasted but ... damn. 

It's probably a good thing for him, personally, to have deleted his account, given how much craziness he's tweeted over the years.  

 

 

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

Has anyone actually met Hamm? What if he’s just AI or some bored comic like the Karl Welzein character from years ago? 

Edited October 25, 2023 by Gucci_Suit

[Da Fino 2779]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

I don’t know. Being one of the most successful executives in one of the biggest cities in the US, WHILE ALSO having a huge cock has to be awesome.  Mental illness or otherwise. 

Heavy lies the crown...

[crash_davis 23107]

He's in sales and thinks the insane shit he posts online under his real name won't affect his business dealings? No company wants to be associated with crazy people.

 

Edited October 25, 2023 by crash_davis

[fattyflattie 4639]

29 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Heavy lies the crown...

If I could just land that corner office... Lonely at the top. 

[C-Man 27208]

He probably woke up with a screaming hangover only to find about 10 DM's telling him where he could find the sender because he'd threatened to "fuck them up."

[BornAndRaised 12281]

Deleted his LinkedIn too apparently

[RabidM 2666]

The guy has a family so I hope he doesn't lose his amazing executive job, but if he did, that would still be funny AF. 

[Chooky 13307]

He's like 5'5. I bet that's the gist of his entire disposition. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

He's like 5'5. I bet that's the gist of his entire disposition. 

All dick, supposedly.  Lol 

[Cartman 6]

8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

He's in sales and thinks the insane shit he posts online under his real name won't affect his business dealings? No company wants to be associated with crazy people.

 

 

[Mittens 8260]

Y'all are missing a whole other thread that likely pissed his wife off:

 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

My first thought reading these was,  "What the hell is wrong with Hamm?"  Then I immediately answered myself, "A lot.  There's a lot wrong with him."  He's as fucked up as a soup sandwich.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

 Johnny Eight Ball and Taylor "Wadd" Hamm.  Some good ags for sure.  

[Texasborn91 935]

Social media isn’t for everyone. Especially when you’ve taken the losses this man has. Literally every time he posts he needs to expect someone being in his shit. That’s part of it when you’ve got little man syndrome and couldn’t cut it in the pool business I guess. 

[Davis Lane 5581]

So how soon do we liken him to the shenanigans in the "It's Britney" thread?