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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

With Sarkisian, it's been a little bit of a painful mirroring, honestly. He flunked his debut against Arkansas almost as poorly as Mack did. He hasn't seemed to figure out the notion of scheming and prepping for OU a little bit year round. That's disappointing and has him sporting a 1-2 record thus far. As to ATM? I don't know how in the fuck the guy is going to whiff on that one. He has to know, and has to have the team prepared for, the fact is that this upcoming game on 11/30 will be the closest thing to an on-the-field jihad from a band of psychos that the sport of CFB has ever seen. 

Yep. The fact that those idiots were so adamant about resuming the series there should tell the tale. I hope people picked up on the clue. Schlossnagle just turned it up to 11. Some people will absolutely get assaulted there, regardless of the outcome.

But anyone thinking a beatdown will silence them has never met an aggie. They NEVER shut the fuck up.

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37 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yep. The fact that those idiots were so adamant about resuming the series there should tell the tale. I hope people picked up on the clue. Schlossnagle just turned it up to 11. Some people will absolutely get assaulted there, regardless of the outcome.

But anyone thinking a beatdown will silence them has never met an aggie. They NEVER shut the fuck up.

True, they're awful hosts. Been to the Kroger Tackle Box at Gomer Pyle Field about 6 times myself...although the last 2 times were in 2005 and 2009 and even the most red-assed ags I saw those trips weren't very optimistic. I was pretty disappointed that Texas didn't put 21+ point beatdowns on them as it should have been. They need another reminder that they belong at the kids table this November 

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I’ll give Mack and Dodds this- in 2009, the Ags tried their damndest to repeat the bonfire script, wallowing in the 10th anniversary, trying to gin up sympathy and intensity. Texas said, “Nuh-uh. We showed due respect ten years ago. That’s not a tradition for us.” The conference and broadcasters agreed. 
 
that said- this year is the 25th anniversary and I expect those goofballs to bring it up again. 

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3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Toilet Smurf is back baby!

He is probably right on this one. But for him to turn them down would just add to the week. They are all currently on Texags convincing themselves he is the best coach in the country.

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On 6/27/2024 at 11:46 AM, Tex Pete said:

Also, as the team drove into CS, the road was lined "Burma Shave-style" with signs talking shit about our team, and there were some people lined along the roadway, IIRC.

The hotel had been instructed to put no calls through to the players' or coaches' rooms overnight. It was a typical aggy show of their high class and moral superiority. Of course, we have never done anything remotely similar to them. Resuming the series is going to be unpleasant, to say the least. They're horrible people.

 

The difference between 2024 and 2011 is going to be mobile phone technology and the documentation and misleading they provide. 

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On 6/28/2024 at 3:38 PM, PhillyD said:

Too conservative for aggy?  Is such a thing even possible?

It could make it very difficult to recruit the nation's top talent, and especially difficult to sway them from just going to the draft/minors if he's not going to drastically change how he does things. 

But if he drastically changes how he does things will he still be effective? 

All I found researching him is he turned down Baylor in 2015 but interviewed for the Texas job in 2016 and didn't get offered. 

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14 hours ago, Fug said:

Not sure where to post but Hamm has been on another one lately on twitter. Might need to shoot him back to reality soon

i mean...NOTHING that's better than A&M?

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edit: "never won anything" - elected to ABCA HOF 12 hours later.

 

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2 hours ago, NoName said:

i mean...NOTHING that's better than A&M?

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edit: "never won anything" - elected to ABCA HOF 12 hours later.

 

Guess we're just going to have to suck with... checks notes... a Hall of Fame coach.

I'm sure it's merely a formality for Early to be a Hall of Famer 15 years from now.

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https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/board/20/contents/on-practice-last-night-234391225/?page=8#M234445931

It appears Hamm is posting on 247 again

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Howdy :)

It feels good to be back home. I worked hard to build this community and I respect the job Carter has done since he’s stepped into his role at GigEm247 so I felt compelled to speak on the “Deep State” of the A&M Sports Information Department (SIDs) as many of you described it.

I probably won’t stick around long. However, I’ll share some more “untold” stories and address all the rumors that have always swirled (bathroom joke) around me during my time here

I don’t know what happened at this practice, nor have I communicated with any GigEm247 mods, but this reeks of Alan Cannon and his longtime apprentices that have unfortunately been groomed by Cannon.

Look, I’ve met some grade A ********* in my time, but Cannon is one of the worst humans I’ve ever come across and absolute scum with his dealing with Aggie media outside of TexAgs and the mainstream networks.

People inside the AD will back me up. You’ll also get a group of the old guard who will blindly support him.

I can only speak to my dealings with him so I’ll share a few stories, specifically around my credential being pulled, that I’ve not shared publicly before.

It was after the 2013 Alabama game where I was setup to get my credential pulled. I can go into more detail on the Sumlin staff and how that played into this later on but I want to stick to the details of what happened.


Some of you recruiting historians may remember the name, Dontavious Blair, as he was a big-time JUCO prospect. He was one of many big-time prospects on campus that weekend.

After the game, I got a text on my way back to my car from Blair stating, “I just committed, best decision of my life!!!”

I was able to get a thread started from my janky Verizon flip phone to break the news. It wasn’t but a few minutes later that Blair called me.

He said, “the text I sent you was meant for someone else,” and that he hadn’t committed to A&M.

At this point, I told him he needed to go on social media and clear it up. Twitter/X wasn’t as big as it is today so he went to Facebook with the message below (see screenshot) that completely clears me of the reporting mishap.

Now, here’s where things get interesting. Rivals, ESPN and TexAgs all reached out to Blair to confirm the news. He gave quotes to the various outlets, saying it was a misunderstanding (of course the competing outlets didn’t clear my name), and spoke to him directly while on campus.

Fast forward to the next morning, Alan Cannon emailed me the following:

“Taylor Hamm of 247 Sports—
 
I have warned media several times about contacting recruits while they are on the Texas A&M campus. I have been informed you called a recruit on Saturday (Sept. 14) while the recruit was on campus.
 
I expect you to bring in sideline photo field credential #6 and working press 9th level pass #103 to the sports information office at Kyle Field, or if you prefer, you may mail to PO Box 30017, College Station, TX  77842.
 
Also, your attendance at weekly press conferences will not be allowed.”

So my credential was revoked for “contacting a recruit on campus” BUT HE CALLED ME.

My job is to report on recruiting news, the kid called me to clear up he apparently didn’t commit, all the other outlets spoke to Blair directly, but I’m the bad guy.

I’ve also attached Blair’s FB post clearing my name and the proof of other outlets speaking directly to Blair.

I’ve always felt it was a setup internally because of the momentum we had with this site and the fact TexAgs felt threatened.

It’s also interesting that Rivals edited their post to take out the direct quotes, as did Brice Jones, before I even got the credential revoking email, as if they were told to remove the quotes so they wouldn’t have any ammo against them.

Anyway, I’ll leave it at that for now and follow up with any responses/questions. As you can imagine, I have many other stories to share.

This also feels like a direct attack on Tarp/Carter and best believe if TA did the same, they would have simply been told not to do something with the same respect Tarp/Carter were asking for in this thread and they would have kindly obliged.

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42 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

He’d really make some good coin cleaning up after the Pool Party.

Except he wouldn't take money for it because he'd be getting free sniffs of high school jocks.

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6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

He’d really make some good coin cleaning up after the Pool Party.

Skimming all that butter off the top of the water would suck.

 

Oh, and Hamm the Ag Booster just proves that he is and always was recruiting for them, as does Loochie, Braunschweiger, and the rest of them.

Where did Peronni go? I must have missed that.

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