6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Katfid54 9005]

7 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Has anyone let Taylor know that we changed sites?

I've heard that after he saw all the gifs at the old place of people using the bathroom, he decided he'd stay over there.

[Handcruser 2814]

29 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I've heard that after he saw all the gifs at the old place of people using the bathroom, he decided he'd stay over there.

Lol

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1639]

I’d be happy to tell him myself but he blocked me after I kept dm’ing him pictures of weird looking dicks on his old Twitter account.

[Mac8111 2129]

what did he do to those ribs???

[EverybodyGoDeep 46]

[Hefeweizen 5421]

If the Chief still needs a smurf boy the Hamm is available...

[SilasCoade 2622]

Those ribs are greatness.  And by greatness I mean the worst.  How does this guy have zero insight into his performance in any phase of life?

[Hanrahan 1306]

The answer is because he's a dildo.

[mrhorn 1429]

12 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

what did he do to those ribs???

[Pato del Muerto 53348]

4 hours ago, Llogg said:

Those ribs are greatness.  And by greatness I mean the worst.  How does this guy have zero insight into his performance in any phase of life?

Dunnng-Krueger. 

Its usually the answer when aggy is the subject of a question. 

[TexOx 110]

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dunnng-Krueger. 

Its usually the answer when aggy is the subject of a question. 

Beat me to it.

[Quasimofo 406]

3-2-1
3 days
2 days
1 day=
Hell of a smoke ring

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

Meet the Hamm

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[Vertigo 20477]

How early do you have to get there to be guaranteed a meeting? 

[SimkinsMan 4544]

"a Q&A with the AggieScoop staff" ...

So, like Hamm and his ferret? Also, 3.5 hours? Man, that is going to be a lonely afternoon.

Edited April 1, 2018 by SimkinsMan

[HtownHorn 15243]

What the fuck does ecited mean? Did Taylor fail to receive his shipment of X before this supposed meet? It would really be the only way he could make those people happy.

[Sejjr 3250]

[LoneStarBiker 145]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Glorious! Lulz 😂 

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

I swear to god there have been times where I was at a party and the host forgot about the ribs and they still came out way fucking better than that. (while he never checked on it past the one hour mark after just under six hours of 225 it came out pretty damn well).

[happyhookem 224]

On 3/26/2018 at 8:50 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

 

Ol' Hammy may be on to something here. Charcoal sticks instead of briquets.

[Pato del Muerto 53348]

Somebody please attend his meeting and take pics to be posted when he starts telling us all how well attended it was. And also to see who all the “staff” is. 

I nominate walden ponderer due to proximity to the venue. 

[Tex Pete 21395]

On 3/26/2018 at 8:50 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

 

Looks like the contents of his Christmas stocking: ashes and shit. 

[Bevo14 8468]

Looks like Hamm has been fetching shit out of the toilet again.

[Sejjr 3250]

what is truly amazing about those ribs he made, is the fact he bragged about them on twitter like they were something to be proud of. He is really the perfect aggy...delusional in everything.

[Radical Larry 28815]

Starving people in third world countries would pass on those ribs. 

[Caddox 952]

13 hours ago, Sejjr said:

what is truly amazing about those ribs he made, is the fact he bragged about them on twitter like they were something to be proud of. He is really the perfect aggy...delusional in everything.

Chef hamm with the ribs yallllllllllllll

[cafe society 2903]

15 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Starving people in third world countries would pass on those ribs. 

Andrew Zimmern would pass on those ribs.

[Hornius Emeritus 12781]

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Ok, which one of you Heroes is going to attend that Hamm meet n greet? Free beer to anyone who attends dressed as a smurf

[Sejjr 3250]

Overdue for a sequel:

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

Overdue for a sequel:

Awesome

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[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

On 3/27/2018 at 6:17 AM, Neonmoon said:

The same reason he broadcasts how much he makes, how great his teams is, how great he is at his job, etc. 

Delusions of Grandeur 

Not to mention his delusions of adequacy.

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

Not to mention his delusions of adequacy.

More like deluges of Jizz Jars.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

On 4/1/2018 at 4:02 PM, Sejjr said:

Damn, I swear his eyes move

[TtomTerrific 200]

There is something about those ribs, as shitty as they look, that are placed on a perfectly clean and sterile looking, appearing to be cold out, environment that makes them look like some sort of clean room hell food on a bone. 

Ribs need to be messy and dripping with fat and juices....not that Jetson's looking vending machine shit.

[TtomTerrific 200]

Plus, as much as I would like to sit in a room with Looch and belittle his bitch ass, he has my respect in that he has monetized aggy delusion in a way that I have always dreamed that I could. 

[Beau Vine 55836]

5 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Plus, as much as I would like to sit in a room with Looch and belittle his bitch ass, he has my respect in that he has monetized aggy delusion in a way that I have always dreamed that I could. 

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

[Post Oak 20551]

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

Im half way there

[Pato del Muerto 53348]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

Step one is be aggy. How committed are you to the process?

[markstanco 12773]

Plus, as much as I would like to sit in a room with Looch and belittle his bitch ass, he has my respect in that he has monetized aggy delusion in a way that I have always dreamed that I could. 

True, he is a God to them. I bet he never pays for a beer in that town.

[irishtexan 11692]

All the free beer in the world isn’t worth living in that town

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

5 hours ago, irishtexan said:

All the free beer in the world isn’t worth living in that town

He mostly lives in Houston.

[Leanderman 2353]

"All the free beer in the world isn’t worth living in that town "

How about all the jizz you can drink?

[Neonmoon 38130]

3 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

He mostly lives in Houston.

Only Aggies believe Kingwood is Houston 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Only Aggies believe Kingwood is Houston 

I was talking about Lucci

[Vertigo 20477]

On 4/2/2018 at 5:09 PM, Sejjr said:

Overdue for a sequel:

Phenominole. The microphone is cracking me up

Edited April 6, 2018 by Vertigo

[billfromlaketravis 11787]

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

23 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

Plus, as much as I would like to sit in a room with Looch and belittle his bitch ass, he has my respect in that he has monetized aggy delusion in a way that I have always dreamed that I could. 

True, he is a God to them. I bet he never pays for a beer in that town.

More appropriate for the TexGags thread, but Looch is a genius. He can sway those Aggy dorks with a few sentences into firing anybody in College Station. I'm sure he's made a nice living off of TexAgs. He has a hot wife. He challenged Jabba the Ketch to a fight in a Cedar Park Home Depot parking lot, which Ketch ducked. 

Respect, he finessed the game. Can you imagine anyone doing more with that face of his? I can't.

 

Edited April 7, 2018 by billfromlaketravis

[Matuka 1320]

He's married?  ... a chick?

[Machinator 32102]

Copying from the Jimbo thread for record-keeping purposes

[Leanderman 2353]

So he is coming to gomerland to tell him "Thanks but no thanks"?