6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Scholz 11,938]

On ‎4‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 10:21 PM, Beau Vine said:

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the masses of plain people.”  - H.L. Mencken

#blazingsaddlessaltoftheearthmorons

[HtownHorn 14,584]

There goes Hamm's business model.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

So 3 days from Hamm's big recruiting round table & he's still trying to get former aggy players to show up for his shit show.
Its gonna be huge!!

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[Sejjr 3,246]

On 4/2/2018 at 6:06 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Awesome

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His ribs should be the raffle prize.

[Bevo14 8,283]

4 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

His ribs should be the raffle prize.

Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95?

[rickyspub 801]

4 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95?

I can't imagine what he might rake in raffling off a loaded Jizz Jar, a sliver of wood from the Last True Bonfire, or the Sweaty Shroud of Jimbo.

[SimkinsMan 4,364]

Oh my god keep the round table updates coming. This is a train wreck waiting to happen. I’d guess he cancels it due to “bad weather” or some such on Friday night.

[Machinator 32,098]

15 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Oh my god keep the round table updates coming. This is a train wreck waiting to happen. I’d guess he cancels it due to “bad weather” or some such on Friday night.

Rides falling through, imo.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

Hamm selling t-shirts

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,397]

Money’s in the merch, yo. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

Much better

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[HuntinHorn 975]

Hamm never disappoints. The Aggy gift that keeps on giving.

[Sejjr 3,246]

Currently available in XS.

[Scholz 11,938]

"...in production for y'all soon!"

What an altruistic humanitarian.  Quenching the thirst of all the fans who are clamoring for Hamm merchandise!  I'm sure the demand is off the charts.  What a great dude.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

You need to buy an Aggie Scoop to sift through the bullhsit 

[UDontKnow 10,439]

I'm waiting for ATM to send a "cease and desist" letter to the Hammster.

[RomaVicta 29,846]

On 4/11/2018 at 6:33 PM, Sejjr said:

His ribs should be the raffle prize.

 

On 4/11/2018 at 6:38 PM, Bevo14 said:

Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95?

No pathogen in the solar system could survive in those charred remains of beef. You're more likely to find life swimming around in lava.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

21 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

You need to buy an Aggie Scoop to sift through the bullhsit 

I wonder if these babies come in maroon....?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

 

A couple of typical ags enjoying Tyler's latest offerings.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,601]

         

Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics?

Edited April 13, 2018 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[Pato del Muerto 52,397]

28 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

         

Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics?

Funny how this logic doesn’t hold up when applied to sports they already have, like football. 

[Hank Scorpio 17,724]

38 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

         

 

What if the troops had an NFL team?

[Leanderman 2,271]

Omg sheep in spandex leotards. Bleach my eyes now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

[Vertigo 20,274]

18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Money’s in the merch, yo. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

         

Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics?

Interestingly, she's the tall one in the family.

[utfan87 406]

2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

         

Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics?

Let's get involved with a sport that you peak when you're in hs and is meaningless in college. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

6 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Let's get involved with a sport that you peak when you're in hs and is meaningless in college. 

You just described Hamm, so....

[Sejjr 3,246]

[Fug 540]

3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

         

Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics?

What’s funny is she went to “Utexas online” for high school

[Beau Vine 54,053]

I can't believe he's claiming her:

 

Also, for Surly enjoyment:

Edited April 14, 2018 by Beau Vine

[Sejjr 3,246]

She has at least an inch on Hamm.

[Radical Larry 28,533]

Probably taller than him too. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,254]

On 4/11/2018 at 7:33 PM, Sejjr said:

His ribs should be the raffle prize.

Dam right

[Sejjr 3,246]

User Name checks out.

[Enchubben 5,509]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't believe he's claiming her:

 

Also, for Surly enjoyment:

[Beau Vine 54,053]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

She has at least an inch on Hamm.

 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Probably taller than him too. 

 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

6 hours ago, Fug said:

What’s funny is she went to “Utexas online” for high school

In fairness, that's probably because she traveled a lot for gymnastics. 

I know a lot of people that play club soccer that miss so much school that their only option is online. That's if they want to play at that level and travel all over. 

Edit: I'm an idiot and just realized you are probably making fun of the fact the "online school" is Texas. 

Edited April 14, 2018 by texasstrong12

[markstanco 12,546]

"...in production for y'all soon!"
What an altruistic humanitarian.  Quenching the thirst of all the fans who are clamoring for Hamm merchandise!  I'm sure the demand is off the charts.  What a great dude.

20 tshirts can be screen printed before McDonalds stops serving breakfast.

So I guess they were available about 45 minutes after he posted.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,444]

I have to get one of those shirts. Wonder if he's making it in X-L?

[SimkinsMan 4,364]

So is today the big day? Any news on the super-exclusive invite list?

[Fug 540]

7 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

In fairness, that's probably because she traveled a lot for gymnastics. 

I know a lot of people that play club soccer that miss so much school that their only option is online. That's if they want to play at that level and travel all over. 

Edit: I'm an idiot and just realized you are probably making fun of the fact the "online school" is Texas. 

Yeah, I just thought the irony that she chose that online school as oppose to others. 

[Austin Orange 98]

They already have a men’s gymnastic team, no? Tumbling and whatnot?

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

So is today the big day? Any news on the super-exclusive invite list?

An exciting list of legendary aggy players..lol

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[Radical Larry 28,533]

That's fucking hilarious.

Edited April 14, 2018 by Radical Larry

[Beau Vine 54,053]

Pretty sad when you can't even afford to pay Manziel to show up.

[SuperSurly 21]

Who the &^)# is Cam Clear?  Did he actually play football?  Does he mean Came Clean?  Cums Clear?  

[Pato del Muerto 52,397]

Daylon Mack will be there early. 

Leon O’Neal will be there late. 

[SimkinsMan 4,364]

 

 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,966]

LUlz.  Cam Clear is the TE kicked out of Tennessee for stealing from his teammates.  Landed on his feet at Aggy.