6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

On 6/28/2018 at 10:54 AM, Machinator said:

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Scour the earth, really? Werner played football in Salisbury CT

Ever been to Salisbury, CT? It's out in the middle of nowhere. I'm surprised they've even heard of football.

[Vertigo 20502]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Ever been to Salisbury, CT? It's out in the middle of nowhere. I'm surprised they've even heard of football.

Thats a long way from the mean streets of Greenwich. Jimbo doing work!

[Machinator 32103]

Karen has resurfaced. She now posts on a different facebook group called "aggie sports life".

[C-Man 27839]

18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do his subscribers know that one of his best sources is perroni?

 

13 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Hamm has a subscription and just feed them recycled info. It’s sad. 

Jesus, that is glorious. And sad. But mostly glorious.

[williemackgarza 1828]

Top flight sacurity of the world, craig!


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[TtomTerrific 200]

who the fuck is Perroni? 

aggy's "guys" are a Luicci and Perroni?

And John Sharp is in charge? 

 

what the hell is going over there? 

[Scholz 12312]

3 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

what the hell is going over there? 

Jackassery. Always jackassery.

[SHOOTER12 8890]

On 6/29/2018 at 9:22 PM, Radical Larry said:

How quickly did he backpedal on that one?

How quickly?? Resulted in high ankle sprain.

[LW Goatman 1129]

These are the folks who kill stray animals, jerk off on the corpse, leave it on their aggy facilities for all to see and wonder what the big ideas is when people ask wtf is going on over there.

 

[SydneyCarton 49537]

Just now, LW Goatman said:

These are the folks who kill stray animals, jerk off on the corpse, leave it on their aggy facilities for all to see and wonder what the big ideas is when people ask wtf is going on over there.

 

User name and avatar certainly check out. 

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

These are the folks who kill stray animals, jerk off on the corpse, leave it on their aggy facilities for all to see and wonder what the big ideas is when people ask wtf is going on over there.

 

True story, for anyone wondering...

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Corps turds probably like to do kinky things at bonfarr with sticks and paddles, but group masturbation on roadkill seems a little too much.  

[GotThatFire 166]

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

 but group masturbation on roadkill seems a little too much.  

Wrong!

 

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Police-AM-students-dump-dead-dog-onto-bands-practice-field-374828241.html

Edited July 2, 2018 by GotThatFire

[SydneyCarton 49537]

12 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Wrong!

 

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Police-AM-students-dump-dead-dog-onto-bands-practice-field-374828241.html

That looks like a Hitler Youth trifecta if I ever saw one. And those fucking names. Jesus. Those kids were destined to end up in therapy, someone's bottom bitch in prison, or both. Right now it's looking like both. 

[LW Goatman 1129]

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

Wait, these motherfuckers have personal jizz jars?  

I, er, um....no words.

[Focht Up 652]

On 7/1/2018 at 1:26 PM, Scholz said:

Jackassery. Always jackassery.

This pretty well sums up aggy.

[Vertigo 20502]

52 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Wait, these motherfuckers have personal jizz jars?  

I, er, um....no words.

And how on earth do they carry it around with them? Surely busting on roadkill is not a premeditated act .... right? 

[Machinator 32103]

[GotThatFire 166]

Was 6figs referring to the group of players that he went 0-15 on, back when he told his subs to “Trust the Hamm”? 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Wait, these motherfuckers have personal jizz jars?  

I, er, um....no words.

Do you think the community jizz jar is better?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

27 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Do you think the community jizz jar is better?

Are you saying that these guys run a train on a jar?

[Get ln My Van 934]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

And how on earth do they carry it around with them?

They have custom made sheep skin marsupiums.

[TtomTerrific 200]

28 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Are you saying that these guys run a train on a jar?

yes 

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Wait, these motherfuckers have personal jizz jars?  

I, er, um....no words.

I mean, what do you keep yours in?

[campcrunk 2551]

7 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Wrong!

 

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Police-AM-students-dump-dead-dog-onto-bands-practice-field-374828241.html

There's just too much going on here to really capture in one post. The one on the left looks disturbingly pleased with himself. I wonder how many dead animals he raped before they finally caught him? There's definitely going to be an episode of Mindhunter based on that kid sometime in the (near) future.

Pretty sure the one on the right has more than a couple of extra chromosomes - which would make sense, given the way their admission "standards" are these days.

What was the phase Scipio used back in November 2011? "Paramilitary Thalidomide babies," right? I really don't think you can sum it up any better than that. 

[Machinator 32103]

Ovaries on the table.

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

Enjoy them all. 

[Radical Larry 28826]

How long before people get tired of her shit at that site? 

[garrett01 49]

13 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

How long before people get tired of her shit at that site? 

If you're the biggest weirdo on an Aggy fan site...where do you go from there?

Hard drugs would seem to be the only response in my opinion.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1318]

47 minutes ago, garrett01 said:

If you're the biggest weirdo on an Aggy fan site...where do you go from there?

Hard drugs would seem to be the only response in my opinion.

Hard drugs precedes going full Karen.

[Leanderman 2382]

candi feels the same way, karen

[texifornia 59084]

Eeeeek

[Machinator 32103]

[Vertigo 20502]

This woman is off the rails. Fitlumps mom?

[Fug 605]

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This woman is off the rails. Fitlumps mom?

If only we could get her to start tweeting at recruits...

[SydneyCarton 49537]

Just so we're clear, I've seen most of this...

 

But how does this fucking lunatic reconcile Jimbo leaving Florida State and a lot of administration and booster ire, shit talking from the remaining FSU kids, the program trending downward under his watch, and her alleged love of Florida State as a program while at the same time thinking Jimbo Fisher is a Golden Calf who doesn't fart or shit? Is she basically she basically a one woman personification of Hookem 247 posters, but for FSU?

Fuck, I think I answered my own question with terrifying ramifications I'm not prepared to fully absorb. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Like all Aggy posters, it’s a chest beating confidence game until reality hits. Then reality is ignored, the roller coaster resets back to zero, and the sounds of clickity clack start up again 

 

[UDontKnow 10572]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Eeeeek

aggy "men" only last 10 seconds.

[SydneyCarton 49537]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

aggy "men" only last 10 seconds.

Not if you count the crying and apologizing afterwards. 

[coachkiss 166]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

This woman is off the rails. Fitlumps mom?

Speaking of Voldemort, I was in Austin this past weekend and looking for a place to watch the MLR semifinals with my kids.  Called Little Woodrow's in the TechRidge area and I was told that kids weren't allowed there anymore, because some mom drove off drunk with her daughter in the car.  I just knew.

[Vertigo 20502]

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not if you count the crying and apologizing afterwards. 

Who said their boyfriends had to find out?

[SydneyCarton 49537]

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Who said their boyfriends had to find out?

That's not what I meant at all, but that works pretty well there too. 

[rickyspub 801]

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Who said their boyfriends had to find out?

Sheep are better at drying tears and not talking back.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

As usual,  premier in-state SEC West aggy has an alligator mouth and a tadpole ass.  Always has, always will.  100 year decision.  1939-20xx?  

[Machinator 32103]

Erick Young's trolling is silly, but at least we get some good reactions out of it.

[Machinator 32103]

[Machinator 32103]

[williemackgarza 1828]

Bat shit crazy ol lady syndrome


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[Tired of Lurking 637]

I really hope Young breaks their stupid hearts tomorrow.