6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1606]

If he really put that out and is actually going to pull the aggy hat.....might be the least classy thing I’ve seen in recruiting.  All 3 of those schools have won multiple multiple conference and national championships in the last 20 years....aggy on the other hand...well, you know

[Machinator 32103]

[Radical Larry 28826]

For goodness sakes, go have a drink, kiss your dog, pet your girl, he's robbing you blind for $75 million. 

[GotThatFire 166]

Good God that woman is a SPAZ

[Not a Sock 2366]

They are going to rip that nut job to pieces once the first blow out happens.

[Elmer_Fudd 23036]

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

They are going to rip that nut job to pieces once the first blow out happens.

Remember when Louisville dropped 60+ on Jimbo 2 years ago?  I hope we get one of those.

[TtomTerrific 200]

they are right... he is the perfect fucking aggy. 

his name is "Jimbo" 

say that out loud a few times. 

it's funny as hell. 

[markstanco 12812]

WTF does that last sentence even mean?

Me? I plan on taking a piss between noon and 2, but that timing could change slightly depending in when I actually need to go.

[Chopper 17452]

As much as those aggy fucknuts idolize jymbo, you'd think he'd done more in his career than inherit a great team and then piss it away over the next 4 years.

[Machinator 32103]

[Radical Larry 28826]

That hag is nuts. 

[Machinator 32103]

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

She’s calling us sips huh. 

[Chips O'Toole 1442]

Nothing drives the sips nuts like calf roping and delicious Texas BQ.

[SimkinsMan 4555]

Amazing that the people on that site think she's some kind of insider.

[SydneyCarton 49537]

17 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Nothing drives the sips nuts like calf roping and delicious Texas BQ.

Nothing says great fun to 90% of the Urban Athletes not named BJ Foster like baby calf roping and fishing. Fuck it, why don't they do a full blown camping weekend and tell ghost stories and cook some 'smores?

[Dbeasy 15613]

Karen has to be Thujone. Just has to be. There’s no way there’s a person out there this weird.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13439]

May I suggest some Bevo roping so they all get hurt?

[deech 2403]

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Karen has to be Thujone. Just has to be. There’s no way there’s a person out there this weird.

I'm not going to presume that every over the top caricature of an Aggie fan or ut head football coach is thujone. Nevermind probably thujone 

[Machinator 32103]

[Leanderman 2382]

Sure Karen, bus them to some boosters ranch for a rodeo and what the results :).

[SydneyCarton 49537]

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

My favorite part is this swamp bitch telling a bunch of Texans what makes a real rodeo. I'm fucking surprised she didn't include Gator Rasslin' or Running From The Cops on her list of fucking rodeo must-haves. 

[Katfid54 9005]

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My favorite part is this swamp bitch telling a bunch of Texans what makes a real rodeo. I'm fucking surprised she didn't include Gator Rasslin' or Running From The Cops on her list of fucking rodeo must-haves. 

"Do bath salts" is tellingly absent.

[Tex Pete 21521]

I'm bothered that the dusty cunt is talking about our nuts.

Fuck off, whore.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1034]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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[Leanderman 2382]

Show em how candi likes to ride the pink pony.

[Chips O'Toole 1442]

I think Karen, the swampy bitch, is the one concerned about the horses crippling all they 5 stars, and the Anderson-Perkins-Di-Baggio-Schuster is correcting her swampy misconceptions about Texas rodeos.  Unless I'm misinterpretizing authentic paid-Facebook gibberish.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Are Johnny Jolly and Thomas Johnson rodeoing in Huntsville these days?  

[Machinator 32103]

[Machinator 32103]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

[Chuckie Finster 23103]

Karen having Brewster’s phone number is the icing on the cake here.

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So they want him as a db but 24/7 has him as a wr?  That would also be one less 2019 they could take, affecting their precious ranking. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Probably has something to do with the fact they have 0 cornerbacks on their roster and Boomhower just realized it after watching the spring game 

Elko is too busy texting his boyfriend Wiltfong to notice 

 

[utfan87 413]

Same hs as hobbs and this guy was never even mentioned on anyone's radar definitely a suspect take. This reeks desperation

[Tex Pete 21521]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

I guess Daylon Mack is their Lardass.

Boom baba boom baba boom...      

Hey, Lardass! Chow down, wide load!

[markstanco 12812]

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Karen having Brewster’s phone number is the icing on the cake here.

I doubt it.  Sounds like a Fitlov lie for people on the internet to be impressed. 

[Butch Had Not 3067]

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I guess Daylon Mack is their Lardass.

Boom baba boom baba boom...      

Hey, Lardass! Chow down, wide load!

Close. Needs wrts.

[Longhornfrenzy 6356]

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[Pato del Muerto 53607]

“We”

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13439]

This “lady” has to be a troll, right?

[williemackgarza 1828]

This “lady” has to be a crazy fuckin bitch, right?

FIFY


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[joeycovers 399]

9 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

This “lady” has to be a troll, right?

Entire Aggy swaggy fan base is getting catfished.. I wonder if they can all appear on the MTV show?

[KYHorn 17666]

25 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Man, my inability to delay gratification is really becoming an issue this dead period. I just can't wait to see her crash and burn on her first aggy rollercoaster.

[Carl Spackler 3626]

41 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Just gave me the best laugh I've had in a looooooong time.  Thanks.

[Sejjr 3250]

I am trying to recall any other example of a fan adopting a new team (and a new fucking state) because they are insanely obsessed with the head coach. It is likely unprecedented. I can't wait to watch the documentary on Netflix when this crazy bitch finally snaps and goes postal.

[Bevo14 8470]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Losing a game? Sounds like a pretty conservative prediction by aggy standards

[Katfid54 9005]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Their offense is going to average 6 points a game.  They're going to lose a LOT of games.

[tx ind 7060]

The rules may have changed, but I believe you can’t take a recruit that’s on an official visit more than like 30 miles from the campus.  Would be hilarious to see them bus a bunch of recruits somewhere and get in trouble for it.  Although the NCAA are a bunch of toothless dipshits so they probably wouldn’t do anything.

[Machinator 32103]

[Machinator 32103]