6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Radical Larry 28523]

Her meltdown is going to be fantastic. 

[Not a Sock 2308]

I will be honest I am more interested in watching this train wreck on Facebook go down than I am watching the actual games.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

34 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Losing a game? Sounds like a pretty conservative prediction by aggy standards

I’m sure there’s an implied revenge win in the national championship game, as jimbo will have gotten them firing on all cylinders by December. 

[Chopper 17126]

29 minutes ago, tx ind said:

The rules may have changed, but I believe you can’t take a recruit that’s on an official visit more than like 30 miles from the campus.  Would be hilarious to see them bus a bunch of recruits somewhere and get in trouble for it.  Although the NCAA are a bunch of toothless dipshits so they probably wouldn’t do anything.

30 miles? Wow, they can't even take the recruits out to Snow's BBQ. Poor aggy.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

Just now, Chopper said:

30 miles? Wow, they can't even take the recruits out to Snow's BBQ. Poor aggy.

Terry price and chef Hamm have the bbq covered. 

[SimkinsMan 4347]

You have to give 'ole Karen this, however. Even she realizes that because college station is such a shithole, the best thing you can do on a recruiting weekend is to get the recruits the hell out of there.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Daddy98, River Rat and this skank deserve each other.   

[TXs 226]

35 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Puts personal preferences/sports team about business. Winning strategy. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Corporate branding?  Her first project will be a maroon pair of XXXL Depends with an SEC logo on one ass cheek and ATM  on the other cheek.   

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

There's no way "she" is real; this has to be a troll...

[RabidM 2664]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

There's no way "she" is real; this has to be a troll...

As odd as she may seem, she has a long history that predates her aggie postings.  She basically did the same shit on the FSU boards before this. They all know her... 

Edited July 6, 2018 by RabidM

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

17 minutes ago, RabidM said:

As odd as she may seem, she has a long history that predates your aggie postings.  She basically did the same shit on the FSU boards before this. They all know her... 

“She’s” been trolling Jimbo for years?

[You don't know me 1161]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Terry price and chef Hamm have the bbq covered, y’all.

FIFY

[You don't know me 1161]

Isn’t it about time that the old loon gets her own thread? This one is supposed to be all Hamm and that relationship ended. Right?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Corporate branding?  Her first project will be a maroon pair of XXXL Depends with an SEC logo on one ass cheek and ATM  on the other cheek.   

Jizz Jars labeled “Daddy 98” should be a big seller.

[Machinator 32097]

Just now, You don't know me said:

Isn’t it about time that the old loon gets her own thread? This one is supposed to be all Hamm and that relationship ended. Right?

Suggested thread title?

[You don't know me 1161]

Just now, Machinator said:

Suggested thread title?

Madam Ovary

[Machinator 32097]

[cafe society 2835]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Suggested thread title?

One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest

[Tree Fidy 1196]

It’s no wonder Hamm’s soon-to-be ex wife took out a restraining order against him. Dude stalks teenagers for a “living”.


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[You don't know me 1161]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So, solid to the good guys. No way Hamm says Texas has a slight edge if it is really slight.

[EastTexan 662]

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

I doubt it.  Sounds like a Fitlov lie for people on the internet to be impressed. 

She's impressive alright. She's handling recruiting, fun time, jizz jars, jimmy Bo's nut sack and no telling what else.

[Butch Had Not 2940]

27 minutes ago, cafe society said:

One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest

Yes yes yes

[markstanco 12489]

Her meltdown is going to be fantastic. 

Correct. 4 losses with that offensive line (and offense in general) along with their secondary would be what I consider a damn good year.

[Bevo14 8260]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Her meltdown is going to be fantastic. 

Correct. 4 losses with that offensive line (and offense in general) along with their secondary would be what I consider a damn good year.

Could happen but I think they're going 7-5. They should do worse but half their conference schedule will suck ass as usual.

[GotThatFire 166]

 You know, for people that act like they enjoy watching the aggy roller coaster, you sure don’t help it along by posting online that you predict they have 5 losses. 

Show me a loss 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

I’ll start with Clemson ... oh who am kidding.  aggy gonna roll errbody.  

Edited July 6, 2018 by ShowmeyourTDs

[markstanco 12489]

Could happen but I think they're going 7-5. They should do worse but half their conference schedule will suck ass as usual.

Possibly.

I think 6 losses is virtually impossible with their OOC schedule and only 3 certain losses.

[Get ln My Van 927]

Boy, that stupid fucking aggy’s business plan has gone over smashingly so far.

When’s the first bathroom segment?

[KYHorn 16808]

4 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Boy, that stupid fucking aggy’s business plan has gone over smashingly so far.

When’s the first bathroom segment?

IIRC they're all bathroom segments

Edited July 6, 2018 by KYHorn

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1600]

11 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

There's no way "she" is real; this has to be a troll...

Thujone has been incubating this one for a long time.  Might be his greatest work.

[Auto Driller 2504]

So did his business partner give up on him? What happened to the new site?

[Longhornfrenzy 5589]

39 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

So did his business partner give up on him? What happened to the new site?

 

They have been promoting August 1st as the launch date for the new site 

[Machinator 32097]

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

Lulz they should know all about a class full of 3 stars.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

Well fine.  We can take Tauren Carter, David Glenda, Noah Cain, Javonne Shepherd , Marquez Caldwell, and Jalen Catalon.

Those six players gives us 17 commits (4 less than those goobers).  The calculator gives us a total score of 259.75 points.  I’m sure we could find 4 players at a half point each to match the score of aggy’s awesome class.

 

 

[txhorns 2407]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

They have 8 4* recruits and we have 7.  They have 10 3* recruits and we have 3.  It's well known that they have been pushing for recruits and we haven't.  Why are they talking shit again?

[Leanderman 2263]

Stupid sip, use hamm's ratings. everyone is a five star. It is the BOMC that keeps the rankings down.

[Radical Larry 28523]

Because they’re fucking idiots.

[PhillyD 1257]

20 minutes ago, txhorns said:

  Why are they talking shit again?

Because aggy.

[Bevo14 8260]

39 minutes ago, txhorns said:

They have 8 4* recruits and we have 7.  They have 10 3* recruits and we have 3.  It's well known that they have been pushing for recruits and we haven't.  Why are they talking shit again?

do you even aggy bro?

Them talking shit on 3* corners is amusing though, considering there are probably several high school seniors that could start for them this fall.

Edited July 6, 2018 by Bevo14

[OG9 1]

The Hamm / Young interview is crazy. Young has to be dumber than a box of crap to be burning all of the bridges he has burned in the interview. Hamm is showing his true colors by asking the questions and leading the kid down the path of fire he is on. Hamm only cares about Hamm and jock sniffing. 

[Machinator 32097]

Cliffnotes from Frenzy:

Quote

Hamm had Eric Young on & he asked if a certain school was mad at him for committing to aggy.

He (Young) said Texas was mad at him.
Hamm: They said they backed off of recruiting you.
Young: Texas recruiteed me hard, they are liars.
Hamm: Laughs

Hamm: When you went on your visit to Texas, what was it that you didn't like?

EY: I just didn't like it there, not a comfortable place.

Hamm:Who all knew about the 
top 3 tweet? The other aggy commits? Coaching staff?

EY: They all knew & laughs.

Hamm: Who is all upset with you?

EY: Mostly BIGXII schools & I don't care

[texifornia 56434]

EY is being led astray. Hamm should know better than goading a kid into this kind of shenaniganery

[lemonandaturd 4285]

So the aggy douchebag coaches knew about this top 3 foolishness beforehand.  They did not suggest to the kid that he might come off looking like a buffoon.  No aggy coach thought to tell the kid some of these trolled coaches have next level connections in case the dumbass ever needed a good word on his character to the NFL about his recruiting experience.   Jimbo and Brewster must be some Hamm level turds.   

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

So the aggy staff knew about the troll job on the other 3 schools and got a laugh out of it?  I hope Dabo, Saban, Malzhan and whoever else get up big and keep scoring in the 4th quarter.

[Not a Sock 2308]

It really never ceases to amaze me how gullible aggy is, how dense do you have to be to not realize when someone is pissing on you and telling you its raining.

Edited July 6, 2018 by Not a Sock

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

They turned this kid into a heel for a couple of cheap pops.  The adults in the room should know better. 

And after his top 3 stunt, why should anyone believe anything he has to say about other schools or how hard texas was recruiting him recently?

Edited July 6, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[Neonmoon 38127]

How does A&M keep letting Hamm around their program. It’s amazing 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How does A&M keep letting Hamm around their program. It’s amazing 

If they let Krazy Karen around their program and she is on a personal speed dial with Brewster, then Hamm is in like Flint.  He is currently assigned to giving Terry Price rib smoking tips and he totes Jimbo's luggage.  

Edited July 7, 2018 by lemonandaturd