6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Sejjr 3,246]

Hamm does not live in Houston. I really wish he would stop acting like he does with his "H-Town" bullshit. 

Also, his blush game has clearly slipped.

Edited July 7, 2018 by Sejjr

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Just now, Sejjr said:

Hamm does not live in Houston. I really wish he would stop acting like he does with his "H-Town" bullshit. 

Stupid sip.  He is from College Station, that stands for "Honky Town".  

[williemackgarza 1,826]

“Hamm had Young on..”
What were they on? Podcast? Periscope? String phone?


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[Sejjr 3,246]

4 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

“Hamm had Young on..”
What were they on? Podcast? Periscope? String phone?


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[TonyTexas 10,513]

Hamm does not live in Houston. I really wish he would stop acting like he does with his "H-Town" bullshit. 
Also, his blush game has clearly slipped.

The correct aggy term is the Tine.

[Focht Up 631]

15 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Stupid sip.  He is from College Station, that stands for "Honky Town".  

Nicely done.

[Butch Had Not 2,971]

Hamm still doesn't know how he lost an attractive wife.

[tx ind 7,013]

25 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Hamm still doesn't know how he lost an attractive wife.

He didn’t lose her, he just ran out of matrimony.

[C-Man 27,227]

Like how Hammster is wearing his aggy ring on the ring finger on his left hand.

[Machinator 32,099]

That escalated quickly.

[Machinator 32,099]

[Butch Had Not 2,971]

Aggy on aggy crime not tolerated? Next you can't bash dumbo or make fun of his cuck ex wife. 

 

Ministry is working hard.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

These idiots are such little bitches. Talk shit about everyone then get all butthurt when called on their bullshit and cry cause people get personal.


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[Fug 540]

So is Hamm collecting unemployment checks yet?

[GotThatFire 166]

14 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

 make fun of his cuck ex wife. 

That’s not how it works 

[utfan87 408]

6 minutes ago, Fug said:

So is Hamm collecting unemployment checks yet?

alimony 

[Butch Had Not 2,971]

19 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

That’s not how it works 

My bad you knew the intent.

[markstanco 12,577]

So the aggy staff knew about the troll job on the other 3 schools and got a laugh out of it?  I hope Dabo, Saban, Malzhan and whoever else get up big and keep scoring in the 4th quarter.

I seriously doubt those coaches care about things like that.

"Hey OC....dont take your foot off the gas in the 4th because of us getting trolled in July by that 17 year old kid who is still in high school"

[texaslong 678]

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I seriously doubt those coaches care about things like that.

"Hey OC....dont take your foot off the gas in the 4th because of us getting trolled in July by that 17 year old kid who is still in high school"

You purposely try to embarrass other schools during recruiting, I guarantee you they take notice.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

1 hour ago, Fug said:

So is Hamm collecting unemployment checks yet?

He’s 3figs now because his ex wife took half of all his shit 

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

These idiots are such little bitches. Talk shit about everyone then get all butthurt when called on their bullshit and cry cause people get personal.


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It’s the aggy way. Lie and talk shit about everyone unless it’s one of your own, then its just wrong. 

[Bevo14 8,311]

Come on, Handler. We all know the real reason you have a 247 account.

 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

He’s 3figs now because his ex wife took half of all his shit 

Tweet it to that sob. Hed lose his shit, maybe


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[markstanco 12,577]

You purposely try to embarrass other schools during recruiting, I guarantee you they take notice.

Maybe, but I would like to see an example where a coach ran the score up on a team because a kid who is in high school tweeted something.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Tweet it to that sob. Hed lose his shit, maybe
 

Already lost it. 

[Vertigo 20,285]

12 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Tweet it to that sob. Hed lose his shit, maybe


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If it’s in this thread he has already seen it.

[Machinator 32,099]

[SimkinsMan 4,387]

Aggy "reporters" are blowing so much smoke about jimbo it will be interesting to see how many losses it takes to shake their belief in the greatness of the natty winning coach. Put another way, who will get the blame when they lose 4-6 games this year?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

11 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Aggy "reporters" are blowing so much smoke about jimbo it will be interesting to see how many losses it takes to shake their belief in the greatness of the natty winning coach. Put another way, who will get the blame when they lose 4-6 games this year?

It will be that it takes a good 7-10 years to install his SESEC natty winning system. Just until next year, as always. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

It will be that it takes a good 7-10 years to install his SESEC natty winning system. Just until next year, as always. 

I had a 3 year plan because I had a 3 year contract. If I’d had a 5 year contract, I’d have had a 5 year plan. - John McKay 

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

Lulz at 7-5 being worst case scenario

[Katfid54 8,633]

On 7/7/2018 at 7:08 PM, Neonmoon said:

He’s 3figs now because his ex wife took half of all his shit 

Wait.  Do you actually think that if you multiple a six figure number by 50%, that you end up with a three figure number?

I hope you're a t-shirt fan.  Otherwise, you may need to turn your UT degree back in.

[Bevo14 8,311]

7 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Lulz at 7-5 being worst case scenario

absolute best case is 8-4

 

[Machinator 32,099]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Wait.  Do you actually think that if you multiple a six figure number by 50%, that you end up with a three figure number?

I hope you're a t-shirt fan.  Otherwise, you may need to turn your UT degree back in.

No, he's saying that his ex took three of his digits. Hamm must have oligodactyly.

[Katfid54 8,633]

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

No, he's saying that his ex took three of his digits. Hamm must have oligodactyly.

Way less cool than pterodactyly.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

[Victor Lazlo 1,777]

7 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Wait.  Do you actually think that if you multiple a six figure number by 50%, that you end up with a three figure number?

I hope you're a t-shirt fan.  Otherwise, you may need to turn your UT degree back in.

[HuntinHorn 975]

  I hope you're a t-shirt fan.   

 

 

  Wait ....do Longhorns really say this? I thought this was just an Aggy default defense tactic to being the suck all these years.

 

 

 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,610]

6 hours ago, HuntinHorn said:

  Wait ....do Longhorns really say this? I thought this was just an Aggy default defense tactic to being the suck all these years.

 

 

 

Don’t mind Katfid.  He gets like this when he uses his words and not .gifs.

[Vertigo 20,285]

3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Don’t mind Katfid.  He gets like this when he uses his words and not .gifs.

Tiny movies hide his hairlip and nasty disposition. 

[Katfid54 8,633]

3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Don’t mind Katfid.  He gets like this when he uses his words and not .gifs.

 

46 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Tiny movies hide his hairlip and nasty disposition. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,720]

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[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

[Sejjr 3,246]

If only other coaches could hand-pick recruits the way Jimbo does. And just wait until all that 3-star senior film "hits the wire"! 

Edited July 10, 2018 by Sejjr

[Vertigo 20,285]

58 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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In summary:

1. Hamm is the best in the biz

2. Jimbo is getting everyone he wants and his handpicked recruits are destined to all be 4 and 5 stars after the season. 

3. The support staff, who has done nothing yet, will be as good as Saban's. 

 

clickity-clack-clickity-clack

[Dondrysdale1 363]

SO just taking 247 article format to the other 98? Crystal balls too?

[LW Goatman 1,124]

Just a few weeks ago they were saying how Calzada was a backup plan to two or three other guys. Now he's hand picked by Jimbo and the guy they wanted all along. The other 98 is incredibly entertaining, thanks :30!

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

What the fuck does Leah Knight even bring to the table besides the obvious?

[texifornia 56,961]

8 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

What the fuck does Leah Knight even bring to the table besides the obvious?

You don't need a dick to make sure the right envelopes go to the right uncles.