6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

 
 
 

That is sad, yet somehow funny.

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[Radical Larry 28,533]

30 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

LUlz.  Cam Clear is the TE kicked out of Tennessee for stealing from his teammates.  Landed on his feet at Aggy.

SEC good

[Neonmoon 38,127]

I sort of remember Sabiah Homes and DeVante Harris, mainly because they played recently and were terrible 

[oh_snap 694]

Pretty sad when you can't even afford to pay Manziel to show up.

Manziel is team Looch all the way. He can’t go to aggypoop events. That’s like Bill Gates showing up at Tim Cook’s Apple events.

Or maybe a more apt analogy is some dude named Carl, the night shift store manager at the local Burger King, showing up to a jack in the box.

[Sejjr 3,246]

The definition of “aggy greats” and “awesome prizes” is being tossed around pretty loosely. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

I wonder how many will actually show up?

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[Radical Larry 28,533]

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,004]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Daylon Mack will be there early. 

Leon O’Neal will be there late. 

Mack will be there? Is this round table located at the Golden Corral?

[Sejjr 3,246]

Hamm is single handedly destroying the word "y'all"

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

Some dude on Hamm's aggy poop FB page

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[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,601]

Queue Hamm taking credit for Cupps’s commitment and saying he should be the recruiting coordinator again.  Would be a step down in salary for a guy making 6figs.

 

[SimkinsMan 4,364]

That setup is shit. I mean lit.

[RabidM 2,664]

OK, that's enough seating for Javorskie Lane... where's everybody else going to sit?

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

The aggy poop team

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[RabidM 2,664]

Someone take a shot of the "crowd"

[SimkinsMan 4,364]

is ... anybody there?

[RabidM 2,664]

Attention to detail: They put Hamm in a high chair ... because smurf. 

[po elvis 2,070]

i thought just fat chicks drank michelob ultra.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Hamm drinks Michelob Ultra. 

Fan-fucking-tastic 

 

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

Wonder who they had take the picture, bartender most likely. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,397]

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Hamm drinks Michelob Ultra. 

Fan-fucking-tastic 

 

It’s actually in one of these bottles, too. 

[cafe society 2,846]

Lulz.  They look like the ventriloquist act on an Iowa gambling boat at 4a.m.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

14 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Lulz.  They look like the ventriloquist act on an Iowa gambling boat at 4a.m.

[Fug 540]

does anyone else feel bad for him?

[Sejjr 3,246]

1 hour ago, Fug said:

does anyone else feel bad for him?

I think you are all alone. 

[RabidM 2,664]

I doubt Hamm feels bad for himself either. He's probably convinced himself the turnout was some conspiracy by Texags... because they're afraid of him.  He'll take it as validation for how good he is... 

[travelingtexan 198]

To be fair to the guy, he is out there trying to make something happen. Whether he is successful or not, I appreciate him not giving up and his life is better than a many that sit in a cubicle all day. HOT TAKE

[Sejjr 3,246]

Welcome to the Surly, Hamm. 

[Scholz 11,938]

He is definitely making something * happen.

* sniffing jocks and stalking bathrooms 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

3 hours ago, travelingtexan said:

To be fair to the guy, he is out there trying to make something happen. Whether he is successful or not, I appreciate him not giving up and his life is better than a many that sit in a cubicle all day. HOT TAKE

Hey Gabe, 

why do you wear a t-shirt under your collared shirt after the age of 14?

[Leanderman 2,271]

Can't wait for them to start serving jizz on tap to these clowns.

[travelingtexan 198]

hey, I didnt say the guy isnt a total dweeb...

 

you fucking sluts negged me for that hahahah

Edited April 15, 2018 by travelingtexan

[Quasimofo 406]

I'm here because I saw the "fucking sluts" Bat Signal in the sky...oh, I see. Never mind.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,146]

Hamm is doing the "sshhh" emoji after pretty much every tweet about aggy recruiting.  What a dweeb.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

14 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hamm is doing the "sshhh" emoji after pretty much every tweet about aggy recruiting.  What a dweeb.

He has stated multiple times he wants the head recuiting job at Aggy. He will tell anyone who will listen 

Carrington already has the job he wants. Hamm charges idiots for Facebook posts. The jealously is eating him alive 

His business model consists of him hanging around 7 v 7 games and hoping kids talk to him. And then selling that information to adults on Facebook 

 

Edited April 19, 2018 by Neonmoon

[Leanderman 2,271]

"His business model consists of him hanging around 7 v 7 games and hoping kids to him. And then selling that information to adults on Facebook"

Maybe he should get an unmarked van with "free candy" written on the side? 

 

[Viper 12,042]

25 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"His business model consists of him hanging around 7 v 7 games and hoping kids to him. And then selling that information to adults on Facebook"

Maybe he should get an unmarked van with "free candy Candi" written on the side? 

 

fixed that for you

[theaveragejon 984]

On 4/14/2018 at 10:12 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:

I wonder how many will actually show up?

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I think Hamm is a total putz. 

But I respect his grind. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

4 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

I think Hamm is a total putz. 

But I respect his grind. 

It's more of a swirl than a grind.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,629]

Just watched Hamms recruiting chat on his FB page.

Bullet points

1. Big things are in store for aggy scoop, Hamm possibly shutting his FB down and moving to new board.

2. Said Marquez Beason was enamored with Illinois and its all about the money.

3. The Gunnell effect will sign with aggy.

4. Fisher will close the borders. Fisher will get everybody he wants, the rest of the schools will be fighting for what's left.

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.


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[Leanderman 2,271]

hamm is an always will be nothing more than an after game jock sniffer.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

7 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Just watched Hamms recruiting chat on his FB page.

Bullet points

1. Big things are in store for aggy scoop, Hamm possibly shutting his FB down and moving to new board.

2. Said Marquez Beason was enamored with Illinois and its all about the money.

3. The Gunnell effect will sign with aggy.

4. Fisher will close the borders. Fisher will get everybody he wants, the rest of the schools will be fighting for what's left.

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.


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[Orange&White 5,516]

9 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.
 

Yeah? Well I could get Emma Watson, if I *really* wanted to.

[Fud 9,547]

Nobody seems to have any idea of where Gunnell is going. Arkansas would probably be ideal for us. 

[Katfid54 8,594]

9 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Yeah? Well I could get Emma Watson, if I *really* wanted to.

 

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

27 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

 

Well, at the very least,

[Fug 540]

Has Hamm every acknowledged this thread or the previous one on shaggy?

[Pato del Muerto 52,397]

4 hours ago, Orange^White said:

Yeah? Well I could get Emma Watson, if I *really* wanted to.

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[randygilman 643]

13 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.
 

This is ridiculous. He’s one of a couple difference maker WRs this cycle. They wanted him.

[Sejjr 3,246]

Fits their narrative this cycle that Jimbo will get whomever he pleases, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Any perceived head-to-head for us is because Jimbo didn't really want that player.