6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Leanderman 2400]

"So those next 2-3 commits are...? "

We can fix the gomers defence 

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[SydneyCarton 49540]

3 hours ago, Viper said:

See? Tears. ya stupid sip!

That shit is so dumb. Taylor Hamm was LITERALLY the guy who said that Boyd was still going to aTm AFTER he announced on Austin television with Hill. "This one's not over yet."

 

Seriously. And now he's claiming that they wouldn't accept his commitment. Hamm has figured out fake news and that people will believe anything regardless of validity and he's just running with it. He would be a fun guy to run into at a bar. Or run into with a car. Fucking nursery rhyme sized fuck.

Edited July 20, 2018 by SydneyCarton

[Fud 9728]

18 hours ago, golfclap said:

RB Cordarrian Richardson (the UCF xfer) counts against this class as well, doesn't he? 

 

No one seems to be 100% sure how it works. The NCAA makes these rules and tells schools to interpret them. People like to cite an LSU article that got quotes from LSU compliance on it, but LSU compliance also fucked up big time last year with a kicker who wasn't previously on scholarship transfering in to be on scholarship, which ended up taking a spot which they didn't think would happen, so I'm not sure if they're the best authority. 

[HtownHorn 15237]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

No one seems to be 100% sure how it works. The NCAA makes these rules and tells schools to interpret them. People like to cite an LSU article that got quotes from LSU compliance on it, but LSU compliance also fucked up big time last year with a kicker who wasn't previously on scholarship transfering in to be on scholarship, which ended up taking a spot which they didn't think would happen, so I'm not sure if they're the best authority. 

I'm going to stick with GTs only count against the 85 man counter until shown evidence to the contrary.

[Fud 9728]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I'm going to stick with GTs only count against the 85 man counter until shown evidence to the contrary.

I agree, but it's not something I'd bet the house on. Also, if they do count, I wonder if non-grad transfers count?

[Elmer_Fudd 23059]

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I'm going to stick with GTs only count against the 85 man counter until shown evidence to the contrary.

I don't think the RB Richardson is a GT.

[golfclap 6903]

30 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I'm going to stick with GTs only count against the 85 man counter until shown evidence to the contrary.

he's not a GradTransfer -- he's just a Soph. 

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 23059]

9 minutes ago, golfclap said:

he's not a GradTransfer -- he's just a Soph. 

 

 

Yeah wouldn't he and Les Miles's kid count against the 85?

[Fud 9728]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah wouldn't he and Les Miles's kid count against the 85?

Is Les' kid on scholarship?

[Machinator 32103]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

Is Les' kid on scholarship?

I don't know why he'd transfer in, otherwise.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Is Les' kid on scholarship?

Yes

[Machinator 32103]

All courtesy of Longhorn Frenzy, notes from Hamm's chat:

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Hamm: [DeShon] Elliott should have handled it differently. Don't know if I would have done that
Other guy said: Texas is bigger than Tom Herman & what kind of message does that send to recruit, when the staff is belittling ex players

[Machinator 32103]

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Hamm: Fisher is the right coach at the right time.
Other guy: Fisher gets aggy. Money well spent

[Machinator 32103]

[Not a Sock 2366]

Lol they paid 75 million for a coach that had the largest melt down in college football last year. 

[texifornia 59112]

10 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Lol they paid 75 million for a coach that had the largest melt down in college football last year. 

This game happened: http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=400937504

Ask any aggy and you'll get a blank stare and then about 5000 excuses about why it actually didn't count.

 

EDIT: Lol first comment on the article-

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David A. Heard

This what happens when you don't get rid of coached when you should. Can't run a big time college program like a mom and pop store.

He knows he should fired Dawsey, Trichet, Kelly and Miller last year and didn't because they were his friends.

This season is all on the head coach.

 

Edited July 20, 2018 by texifornia

[Irwin F Fletcher 3563]

Wow! Am "eye" reading that right? Hamm had 31 viewers? Welcome to the big leagues little guy.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3563]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This game happened: http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=400937504

Ask any aggy and you'll get a blank stare and then about 5000 excuses about why it actually didn't count.

Clearly, Jimbo didn't have near the talent level on that FSU team. Wait till he's able to coach up those boys who ran out of time to those mighty Demon Deacons.

[Sejjr 3250]

5 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Wow! Am "eye" reading that right? Hamm had 31 viewers? Welcome to the big leagues little guy.

Like I said...broadcast to dozens.

[texifornia 59112]

2 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Like I said...broadcast to dozens.

2.5 dozens and one of them is LHF... he barely even clears that bar

Edited July 20, 2018 by texifornia

[Pato del Muerto 53635]

0.5 watsons 

[Sejjr 3250]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

2.5 dozens and one of them is LHF... he barely even clears that bar

[Noah Fence 489]

31 x $9.95/month = LI V I N G 

[SizzleChest 8314]

7 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

31 x $9.95/month = LI V I N G 

6 Figs including the dollar sign and the two places to the right of the decimal.

[Enchubben 5602]

5 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

31 x $9.95/month = LI V I N G 

You need to back out Hamm’s sock logins 

[Machinator 32103]

Hamm's new site: http://www.theother98.com/index.html

[Radical Larry 28829]

Soon he'll be on fries, then the grill. In a year or two, he'll make assistant manager and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1323]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Hamm's new site: http://www.theother98.com/index.html

“Some key features that set us apart:

• Extensive staff knowledge about the ins and outs of Texas A&M Athletics
• Forums where fans can engage each other and staff in conversation
• Video production ranging from talk shows to entertaining short clips
• Hard-hitting articles analyzing the state of Aggie affairs”

I’m pretty sure the other sites don’t go 0-16, so not sure about this extensive knowledge they speak of. 

Think the other sites including 247 and TexAgs have forums. You would think Hamm would know this from his time at 247. 

Not sure on video production but do remember TexAgs having a great video product on Brandon Jones. 

And finally, every other site has articles. 

 

[Leanderman 2400]

"Extensive staff knowledge about the ins and outs of Texas A&M Athletics "

He should interview candi about the ins and outs of this.

[tejas60 3580]

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Hard-hitting articles analyzing the state of Aggie affairs”

I got some hard-hittin questions comin at ya....

"do you like shepherd's pie?"

[rickyspub 801]

59 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I got some hard-hittin questions comin at ya....

"do you like shepherd's pie?"

More like...

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[SimkinsMan 4558]

Kevin Morgan may, or may not, have been signed up to receive more information about The Other 98.

[Fug 605]

His new site seems like a complete copy of tfb but for a&m. I’m guessing @OnAComputer can’t confirm but I guarentee Hamm pitched them on the idea of tfb Aggie and like any smart business, they turned that idiot down.

[Vertigo 20516]

The focus group said that “Super Hamm” seemed oddly antisemitic They also would not expense a booster seat for road trips. Talks unravelled from there.

Edited July 22, 2018 by Vertigo

[Chopper 17460]

14 hours ago, Fug said:

His new site seems like a complete copy of tfb but for a&m. I’m guessing @OnAComputer can’t confirm but I guarentee Hamm pitched them on the idea of tfb Aggie and like any smart business, they turned that idiot down.

OT but did @OnAComputer ever confirm or deny if he had left TFB?

[Etexhorn13 3103]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

OT but did @OnAComputer ever confirm or deny if he had left TFB?

Still there. Said something about the banner not being updated yet. 

[KYHorn 17692]

29 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Still there. Said something about the banner not being updated yet. 

I had asked him. This is correct.

[Machinator 32103]

[GotThatFire 166]

This Karen person is making things really weird and awkward 

[Leanderman 2400]

Yeah gonna get them in deep doo doo, just wait.

[SizzleChest 8314]

Meemaw is walking, talking, shuffling, compliance risk.  But nothing should ever come of her internet ramblings, unless she casually admits a role as one of the bag ladies for their program.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Jaquaze Sorrells...did anyone even consider him a potential aggy commit before Karen just mentioned him?

[Radical Larry 28829]

16 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Meemaw is walking, talking, shuffling, compliance risk.  But nothing should ever come of her internet ramblings, unless she casually admits a role as one of the bag ladies for their program.

Give it time. I'm looking forward to the meltdown when Clemson sets up shop in the aggy backfield, and those tards start talking shit about her precious.

Edited July 22, 2018 by Radical Larry

[TBGFL 397]

1 hour ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Jaquaze Sorrells...did anyone even consider him a potential aggy commit before Karen just mentioned him?

He's a plan B and C kid for FSU, Miami and UF so anything is possible

[texifornia 59112]

1 minute ago, TBGFL said:

He's a plan B and C kid for FSU, Miami and UF so anything is possible

Isn't Mullen already on his like Plan Ds?

[Michael Knight 13239]

Did Hamm transition into Karen?

[tejas60 3580]

^^^^^ NTTAWWT

[Radical Larry 28829]

Did Hamm transition into Karen?

Chef Hamm with the tribs, y’all.

[TBGFL 397]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Isn't Mullen already on his like Plan Ds?

Touche. Cousin Eddie is having a rough recruiting cycle

[texasstrong12 4668]

I think the funniest thing about aggys is the idea they are "shocked at this level of recruiting" or "have never seen recruiting at this level". 

Sumlin's '14 class was a good bit better than this '19 class. Especially in terms of quality.