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6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I think the funniest thing about aggys is the idea they are "shocked at this level of recruiting" or "have never seen recruiting at this level". 

Sumlin's '14 class was a good bit better than this '19 class. Especially in terms of quality. 

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you arrogant ass, you've killed us all!

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44 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I think the funniest thing about aggys is the idea they are "shocked at this level of recruiting" or "have never seen recruiting at this level". 

Sumlin's '14 class was a good bit better than this '19 class. Especially in terms of quality. 

I would guess that their 2015 class was probably a little better as well, with guys like Murray, Kirk, Mack, and Dunning.

At the very most, I would say that this class is on pace to be about the same as that one. That class had 27 commits and finished 11th, but asking aggy to look at rational, empirical evidence is like asking my Labrador to do calculus.

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Does it really surprise any of y'all that aggy has no idea what makes BC so great. Of course they hired a big titted blonde, because that is what gets a bunch of middle managers in Houston with ED all hot and bothered. Leah is a recruiting non factor she will never connect with young black athletes and their families the same way BC does.

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19 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Does it really surprise any of y'all that aggy has no idea what makes BC so great. Of course they hired a big titted blonde, because that is what gets a bunch of middle managers in Houston with ED all hot and bothered. Leah is a recruiting non factor she will never connect with young black athletes and their families the same way BC does.

Welcome to Surly BC!

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49 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Does it really surprise any of y'all that aggy has no idea what makes BC so great. Of course they hired a big titted blonde, because that is what gets a bunch of middle managers in Houston with ED all hot and bothered. Leah is a recruiting non factor she will never connect with young black athletes and their families the same way BC does.

Yes. Black males wanting to fuck big tittied white women has never ever been a thing and will almost certainly never actually be a thing. Great call. 

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35 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am kinda surprised no one has commented on the irony of Leah standing in the middle of a pretty large phallic symbol.  As in, its so big, its like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.......

That was done when she was hired.

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6 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

The recruiting director is not fucking recruits. 

Listen dude, I don't disagree with your statement that she's not fucking recruits. I don't think she is fucking recruits. But you know what, teenage kids and even their fucking parents will make stupid decisions even if they're just thinking about chasing pussy. I'm sure you acted 100% rationally all the time as a teenager regarding the women you fucked and wanted to fuck. And while I'm not saying it's happening, and I don't think it's happening, in a world where OU coaches have repeatedly fucked a recruit's mom to get a desired result, lets not pretend flashing pussy in front front of kids or parents is the world's worst decision in the world of sales. The entire Pharmaceutical Sales industry is predicated on the notion, for fuck's sake, and I don't think those women are fucking every doctor on their call route either. 

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13 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Her new twitter profile pic is a different take on recruiting for sure

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Read her new book, How to Carry Three Footballs and Still Have A Free Hand.

Never thought I'd say this, but those breasts are absurd outside of the porn industry. 

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Since Leah is the only woman on the aggy campus that is not a hog, they want her front and center.    Saban flashed her around to recruits at Alabama because she sported a full set of teeth and did not dip Skoal.  Baggins knows what's up.   He wanted to hire Saban's recruit fax girl, but her face looked like a goat's ass.  

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I'm with Not A Sock on this one. I think her looks diminish her credibility in selling the program. Perhaps she is an excellent sales person and can overcome the visual presentation of "come here because we have an attractive, big-titted blonde for you to salivate over." 

I won't claim to know the minds and desires of a modern 18 year old, but Sugartits seems to be more of a MILF when you think of the teenage and early 20s women you see everyday in high school or on campus.

The women in the linked article above look professional and competent. Women are often in charge of hospitality in other fields, and one would think that a woman's presence in the macho world of coaches would add a favorable dimension beyond being a pretty thing to look at or desire.

Thus, I think Sock is correct to write:

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Of course they hired a big titted blonde, because that is what gets a bunch of middle managers in Houston with ED all hot and bothered.

Their entire culture is stuck in 1950s leering and elbowing each other when they look at the latest Playboy at the barbershop. Add on a layer of repressed homosexual shame and this is what you get. 

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Tits stand alone as a selling point for any straight 18yo make. That said, the obvious rudeness could have a negative impact on Moms.

I agree that the demographics here are 50yo white male living in his 325k dreams in Katy and not necessarily football recruits. But, Tites.

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen dude, I don't disagree with your statement that she's not fucking recruits. I don't think she is fucking recruits. But you know what, teenage kids and even their fucking parents will make stupid decisions even if they're just thinking about chasing pussy. I'm sure you acted 100% rationally all the time as a teenager regarding the women you fucked and wanted to fuck. And while I'm not saying it's happening, and I don't think it's happening, in a world where OU coaches have repeatedly fucked a recruit's mom to get a desired result, lets not pretend flashing pussy in front front of kids or parents is the world's worst decision in the world of sales. The entire Pharmaceutical Sales industry is predicated on the notion, for fuck's sake, and I don't think those women are fucking every doctor on their call route either. 

Lol, had 2 live in gf’s that were pharma reps, made just below the Mendoza/Hamm line & income.  Despite several years in the industry they didn’t know half as much about their product than the avg pharmacy tech at Walgreens.

MegaBillion dollar industry controlled by the likes of the two hot chicks I ended up dumping due to extreme narcissism/histrionics and below standard blow jobs.

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35 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Lol, had 2 live in gf’s that were pharma reps, made just below the Mendoza/Hamm line & income.  Despite several years in the industry they didn’t know half as much about their product than the avg pharmacy tech at Walgreens.

MegaBillion dollar industry controlled by the likes of the two hot chicks I ended up dumping due to extreme narcissism/histrionics and below standard blow jobs.

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