6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Neonmoon 38127]

40 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Well, there's a fire at or near Hamm's little rent-an-office, so there's an appreciable chance his stupidity has set his office aflame.  

There’s nothing to worry about unless an Aggy actually built the fire 

[SydneyCarton 47846]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

There’s nothing to worry about unless an Aggy actually built the fire 

If they built it, then it wouldn't have ended up making it to the whole "getting lit" stage now would it?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Hamm has a burning desire.  Kind of like getting the clap from Meemaw.  

[Bevo14 8274]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If they built it, then it wouldn't have ended up making it to the whole "getting lit" stage now would it?

aggy is always lit

Edited July 24, 2018 by Bevo14

[irishtexan 11445]

aggy is always lit

The crosses are, at least

[You don't know me 1161]

Read her new book, How to Carry Three Footballs and Still Have A Free Hand.
Never thought I'd say this, but those breasts are absurd outside of the porn industry. 

Or head ball coach at TCU, right?

[Machinator 32097]

[SizzleChest 8275]

Big shocker here, but Meemaw ain't too bright.

[BigHorn'13 3352]

Lol at take the jersey off if you're not committed

[markstanco 12504]

Hit the skip 3 pages button to bypass big titty whore talk.

[Machinator 32097]

Footwork King is visiting A&M tomorrow - sans Demas and Shepherd, apparently:

[Neonmoon 38127]

Um...that’s weird

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

4 hours ago, irishtexan said:

The crosses are, at least

[Sejjr 3246]

What does Fmrom mean?

[Orange&White 5516]

9 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Um...that’s weird

It's probably also an outright lie or just completely made up, so there's that.

[Leanderman 2267]

Someone needs to make an account "Karen Loves Hamm" and watch their heads explode.

[Scholz 11933]

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

Footwork King is visiting A&M tomorrow - sans Demas and Shepherd, apparently:

Uh huh.  Another day, more aggy bald faced lies.

 

— I exchanged a couple of texts with Rischad Whitfield, and he told me that he is in fact bringing Javonne Shepherd to Texas this weekend. Shepherd visited Texas last month and publicly named UT his leader. We still have reason to believe the Longhorns have the edge over Texas A&M in this recruitment. Getting him back on campus is yet another big win for Texas.

— Shepherd isn’t the only recruit that Whitfield is bringing down to Austin this weekend. He also told me that he is bringing five-star Houston North Forest wide receiver Demond Demas. Texas has the in-state edge for Demas and made a huge impression on him during his visit last month. If Texas can reel in the aforementioned Shepherd, it would play a big role with Demas.

[texifornia 56488]

You are from Florida. You were a Seminoles fan until a few months ago. This is all so weird.

[NOMAAA 1696]

how does she know this?

[Machinator 32097]

She does know that it's Jimbo who's holding a pool party this weekend, right?

[You don't know me 1161]

I feel sad for Norman Johnson.

[Sejjr 3246]

Who the fuck gives a dog a first and last name?

[Machinator 32097]

Just now, Sejjr said:

Who the fuck gives a dog a first and last name?

She meant to name the account KarenLoves Norman's Johnson

[SydneyCarton 47846]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

She meant to name the account KarenLoves Norman's Johnson

Is Norman the guy Jimbo has to pay to fuck his women for him?

[Radical Larry 28528]

how does she know this?

Narrator: She doesn’t.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is Norman the guy Jimbo has to pay to fuck his women for him?

They all fuck his women for free.  He pays to watch.  

Edited July 25, 2018 by lemonandaturd

[Machinator 32097]

Hamm is now saying that Jeffery Carter will commit to OU.

[Horndog 2218]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You are from Florida. You were a Seminoles fan until a few months ago. This is all so weird.

Visitor's list?  Only one visitor?  Now I am sad.  

[SizzleChest 8275]

23 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hamm has a burning desire.  Kind of like getting the clap from Meemaw.  

[LoneStarBiker 145]

On 7/24/2018 at 3:11 PM, cafe society said:

Do not want.  Jodi Arias crazy vibe.

Same.

Huge hand(s).

I'll pass. 

[Machinator 32097]

[Scholz 11933]

That old bag is seriously mental.  She makes me uncomfortable.

[BigHorn'13 3352]

What the fuck kinda name is Kelvin Bredehoeft? 

[texasstrong12 4668]

This year is going to be so enjoyable to follow once A&M loses multiple games. 

You just know there's going to be conflict between A&M fans and that old bitch. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

.

[Hank_Hill 18486]

Odds that we didn’t call him once while he was there?

[SizzleChest 8275]

43 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

What the fuck kinda name is Kelvin Bredehoeft? 

Comanche indian

[Sejjr 3246]

Hamm has been trying to be besties with Whitfield for years.

And holy shit the irony of 6figs to accuse anyone of "blowing up" someone to the point of annoyance.

[Neonmoon 38127]

So Jimbo put an offer on the table for Demond Demas. Got it. 

[BayouBill 835]

Has any recruit ever NOT been torn between Texas and aggy? Talk about clockwork.

[Butch Had Not 2940]

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So Jimbo put an offer on the table for Demond Demas. Got it. 

No no no. Jimbo has no knowledge of any misgivings in the program and all the actions of Austin Thomas were due to a rogue assistant going into business for himself. 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

What the fuck kinda name is Kelvin Bredehoeft? 

Enjoys performing oral, but only through the unzipped fly of sweaty lederhosen with polka music in the background

[LW Goatman 1117]

Is Kelvin the  missing link?

 

[markstanco 12504]

^^^now there is a hot take.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I thought it was an absolute zero. 

[Scholz 11933]

"Tom Herman and his reputation...you know how he is..."

What a whiny little bitch.  Haha.

[Machinator 32097]

[texifornia 56488]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

Please post screenshots after they see Malik’s tweet.

[Bevoball 184]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

I guess that's what you're gonna get out of Mr.0-15 isn't it.