6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

7 hours ago, Fug said:

Has Hamm every acknowledged this thread or the previous one on shaggy?

I really, really doubt it. If he had, his response would have been meme-worthy and repeated every third post or so for lulz. Because as little self-awareness as aggy has in general, Hamm has even less than that.

[Orange&White 5564]

17 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Fits their narrative this cycle that Jimbo will get whomever he pleases, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Any perceived head-to-head for us is because Jimbo didn't really want that player.

So RC Jimbo didn't offer?

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[Orange&White 5564]

17 hours ago, Sejjr said:

 

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[Orange&White 5564]

17 hours ago, Sejjr said:

 

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[randygilman 643]

28 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

So RC Jimbo didn't offer?

 

27 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

 

 

27 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

 

[Machinator 32102]

[Machinator 32102]

[Fud 9705]

2019 QB recruiting is interesting; there's a shortage in typical takes, so everyone's scrambling hard for backup plans that typically shouldn't go to those schools 

Regarding Gunnell, A&M, Ohio St, LSU, and Oklahoma State would all be kind of shitty situations for him to land from our point of view

A&M: he helps them win, thus helping their trajectory which directly effects us in recruiting

Ohio State: helps their Texas pipeline to continue

LSU: we'd play against him his first two years. He might not start the first one, would probably be the starter for the second. 

Oklahoma State: we'd play him 3-4 years 

 

Ideally he goes to Arkansas where he beats A&M for 3-4 years, but out of this group, LSU is probably the least of the evils 

 

[Sejjr 3250]

Always fun to see Hammster place his tiny balls on the chopping block. Pretty certain he will not go 11-0 on that prediction. Trust the Hamm.

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

Only ones I care about there are the OL.  

[golfclap 6903]

Kind of interesting that Hamm doesn't have Stripling in there. He's all but committed at this point and they've spent a lot of time on he and his bro. 

Edited May 4, 2018 by golfclap

[Fud 9705]

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Kind of interesting that Hamm doesn't have Stripling in there. He's all but committed at this point and they've spent a lot of time on he and his bro. 

Nahlin has intimated a couple of times that he's more open than most think. I've disregarded it because he seems like a lock, but maybe there's something there? 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Always fun to see Hammster place his tiny balls on the chopping block. Pretty certain he will not go 11-0 on that prediction. Trust the Hamm.

Right on cue, Jalen Curry to LSU is starting to pick up some steam. I'm sure Gunnell will follow.

[golfclap 6903]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Nahlin has intimated a couple of times that he's more open than most think. I've disregarded it because he seems like a lock, but maybe there's something there? 

Yeah, but his little brother is a fucking redass goober. I think that's been the biggest factor in keeping him interested/leaning Aggy. Having said that, Aggy is at 15 OL offers (and 2 commits) in 2020 and none of them are Marcus Stripling. OU is showing some interest but it's really cursory and despite not having one of the 15 offers Marcus is still full Gomer right now. Will be interesting to see if he gets butthurt or if Aggy gives him the offer. 

[Machinator 32102]

[Viper 12212]

how'd I miss the Danni Williams news?

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1639]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I cant believe people pay him for this shit.  There's no actual info in there other than saying "he visited and both schools are going to recruit him to the end".  Yeah, no shit smurf.

[Neonmoon 38130]

The SEC and the fast track to the NFL. 

We had more people drafted than A&M this year and we haven't won shit in 8 years. 

[Scholz 12302]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

The SEC and the fast track to the NFL. 

We had more people drafted than A&M this year and we haven't won shit in 8 years. 

Yes but what about the # of Bama draft picks, ya stupid sip?  Advantage aggy.

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

Hamm is wrong about the whole change your handle before a flip or decommit.  Leal has never had aggy commit on his Twitter page.

[Radical Larry 28815]

You can tell him at his next meeting at the Applebee’s Michelob Ultra happy hour.

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

57 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

You can tell him at his next meeting at the Applebee’s Michelob Ultra happy hour.

 

Dammit, I just spit water all my keyboard. +rep

[Viper 12212]

oh, you were drinking Michelob Ultra too?

Edited May 7, 2018 by Viper

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

I thought ultra was a modifier for happy.  Figured I’d be getting michelob at the ultra happy hour. 

[Sejjr 3250]

Michelob Happy would probably be a better seller.

[happyhookem 224]

Makes me no shit. I prefer Bud anyway.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

This was great stuff before craft brewing was legal.

[happyhookem 224]

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

This was great stuff before craft brewing was legal.

 

Yep, gotta agree with ya there.

[Radical Larry 28815]

Steak and Lowenbrau. You're a genius. 

[Caddox 952]

No words. This man is a national treasure. 

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

What the fuck is that?

[Fud 9705]

27 minutes ago, Caddox said:

No words. This man is a national treasure. 

 

I agree, no words. Mostly because I have no idea what the fuck you posted. 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

No words. This man is a national treasure.   

 

 

 

I don’t know who ‘theother98’ is, but that’s the only thing he’s ever tweeted. That account is followed by only the most batshit crazy of aggy - including Hamm and that crazy Karen chick.

 

The only person that account follows is Hamm.

[Sejjr 3250]

Hamm is spreading his little wings. 

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

It must mean the 98% that aren’t 2%ers, but it says 9/8. 

[BigHorn'13 3480]

Stupid sips. It's daddy98 trying to go incognito

[Caddox 952]

Pretty sure that's Hamm's new branding/website. "The Other 98%" as in everyone but the 2 percenters who are just there for the education and don't care for the weird traditions.. What a fucking tool. 

[Scholz 12302]

The other 98.  Is that like the silent moronity?

[Viper 12212]

maybe he's joining the far left anti-corporate organization

https://www.facebook.com/TheOther98/

http://www.politifact.com/personalities/other-98/

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 minutes ago, Viper said:

maybe he's joining the far left anti-corporate organization

https://www.facebook.com/TheOther98/

http://www.politifact.com/personalities/other-98/

That link is amazing and fits Hamm's new website exactly

"Recent statements made by The Other 98%"

the first three listed

Mostly False

Mostly False

Mostly False

[Scholz 12302]

16 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Mostly False

Mostly False

Mostly False

Sure if you view it through the lens of reality and truth.  But if you recognize it for what it is as feel good circle jerk propaganda, it makes more sense.

[Machinator 32102]

[Machinator 32102]

[Scholz 12302]

A few things:

1. Champions Council?  Bwahahahaha
2. "A&M is very confident".  kevinbaconalliswell.gif
3. Bathroom smurf remains a thin skinned little bitch boy

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Champions Council?  Bwahahahaha

Did they hold the Champions Council in the Hall of Champions? Should be plenty of room.

[po elvis 2137]

22 minutes ago, Scholz said:

A few things:

1. Champions Council?  Bwahahahaha

i like forward to their Champions Cancel on week 5.

[markstanco 12773]

Nice job on running off paying customers Hamm.  Dumbass. 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1028]

On 5/9/2018 at 9:59 AM, Scholz said:

The other 98.  Is that like the silent moronity?

Maybe. But I am told it is referring to the young men who have mounted Candi besides Taylor Jacobs and the tennis player.

Edited May 11, 2018 by BurntOrangeCrush

[Chooky 13338]

[Sejjr 3250]

4 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Maybe. But I am told it is referring to the young men who have mounted Candi besides Taylor Jacobs and the tennis player.

I thought that was the Champions Council.