6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Vertigo 20303]

Edited August 21, 2018 by Vertigo

[Chopper 17243]

Looks like a classic "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?!" pose. 

[Katfid54 8635]

[Hookem2147 21346]

Hamm’s new twitter picture is him and Jimbo. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

24 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Hamm’s new twitter picture is him and Jimbo. 

Some days I’m pissed Hamm blocked me and I can’t see his idiocy on Twitter but most days I’m glad Hamm blocked me and I can’t see his idiocy on Twitter. 

[Scholz 11955]

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

.

Nobody's laughing with you, lady.  Being serious.

[Get ln My Van 927]

I’ve written a Haiku for Karen:

 

Karen, oh, Karen

Forget not to take your meds

Jimbo loves Cucking

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1032027746493521920?s=20

[Katfid54 8635]

TRUST THE HAMM

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

0-for-subpoenas

[ClubWhatever 12154]

The first comment to that tweet.  lololol

[Machinator 32099]

13 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1032027746493521920?s=20

 

[Laxtonto 12090]

“Hamm would know, he was in the bathroom “

 

 

Those digs never get old.... poor fucking toilet smurf

[Neonmoon 38130]

“Trust me.” - Taylor Hamm

Hahahaha

[Radical Larry 28659]

If Hamm says it's a non-story, they're getting the death penalty. 

[Machinator 32099]

[Radical Larry 28659]

But Tom Herman...

[Longhornfrenzy 5805]

Hamm

[Neonmoon 38130]

Hamm injecting himself into the story. Ball in Marchiols Court. 

Please please please burn this down with texts proof. 

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

I have to be VERY careful about how I say this, but they are a bunch of liars and there is NO PROOF even though the cash was always handed off in bathrooms and I most certainly got the scoop.

[williemackgarza 1826]

So now he was injury prone in hs.

Why did atm want him if he was injury prone?

And its not second hand accounts or rumor when the guy that actually got paid is saying it.

[HtownHorn 14760]

This is when Hamm's fanboi side takes over his professional journalism side. I'm not going to call them liars to their faces, but they are liars, because why would a coach from a school that just got nuked by NCAA violations come to aggy and cheat.

Edited August 22, 2018 by HtownHorn

[MonkeyDoughnut 10346]

Let us not forget that world class training staff almost killed Koda Martin... ala Maryland.  

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/aggies/article/Koda-Martin-s-heat-stroke-at-A-M-I-m-telling-12812404.php

 

[Viper 12111]

 

21 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm

Yes, none of the other players have complained about getting paid money by the coaches. Good call Hamster.

Edited August 22, 2018 by Viper

[Chopper 17243]

Hearsay does not mean what Hamm thinks it means. The article was based on a signed statement under penalty of perjury that Marichol submitted to a governing authority. 

[Carl Spackler 3488]

11 or so shittily-written paragraphs about a "non-story."

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Maybe the NCAA will interview Hamm about  the Marichols' complaints about this staff that he blew off as not credible.  What did Santino and his Dad tell Hamm?   Is Hamm a journalist or a fucking booster?  Hamm put it in the public domain, let's get to the bottom of it all.  

[oh_snap 694]

Is Hamm a journalist or a fucking booster? 

He's the toilet smurf.
Given that these alleged transactions took place in a bathroom, he's got the inside scoop.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

He's the toilet smurf.
Given that these alleged transactions took place in a bathroom, he's got the inside scoop.

  Hamm is a clueless fissure on a Toilet Smurf's asshole.  

[Tired of Lurking 637]

I really hope someone shows daddy Marchiol that Hamm called them liars. I want to see that fucker squirm when the Marchiol's involve Mr. McMurphy.

[HtownHorn 14760]

Jay Arnold's article is not much better. He puts the blame on the NCAA for aggy cheating.

[Goodman 3273]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Let us not forget that world class training staff almost killed Koda Martin... ala Maryland.  

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/aggies/article/Koda-Martin-s-heat-stroke-at-A-M-I-m-telling-12812404.php

 

I think most forgot about this.

Aggie recruiting from the top-down is as dirty as it gets. IMO this will absolutely have an impact on the 19-20 class. 

[HtownHorn 14760]

Just now, Sejjr said:

Wait...did you just call Hamm a professional journalist? 

No, he calls himself that.

[Sejjr 3246]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

This is when Hamm's fanboi side takes over his professional journalism side. I'm not going to call them liars to their faces, but they are liars, because why would a coach from a school that just got nuked by NCAA violations come to aggy and cheat.

Wait...did you just call Hamm a professional journalist? 

[Longhornfrenzy 5805]

38 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I really hope someone shows daddy Marchiol that Hamm called them liars. I want to see that fucker squirm when the Marchiol's involve Mr. McMurphy.

I tweeted screenshots to the mom.

 

[Sejjr 3246]

Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

I tweeted screenshots to the mom.

 

Hamm ain't worried. He has a self-proclaimed "great relationship" with the family. Plus, being a professional journalist who is also the "best in the biz," the Marchiol family will understand Hamm's journalistic integrity dictates he write such a powerful screed.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

jumbo— I used to break NCAA regulations. I still do but I used to too.

[texasstrong12 4668]

1 hour ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I really hope someone shows daddy Marchiol that Hamm called them liars. I want to see that fucker squirm when the Marchiol's involve Mr. McMurphy.

Would love to see Hamm call Marchiol's dad a liar to his face. His dad (Ken Marchiol) played 3 games for the Saints at LBer. 

 

Edited August 22, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Pato del Muerto 52555]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Maybe the NCAA will interview Hamm about  the Marichols' complaints about this staff that he blew off as not credible.  What did Santino and his Dad tell Hamm?   Is Hamm a journalist or a fucking booster?  Hamm put it in the public domain, let's get to the bottom of it all.  

Hamm is great at getting to the bottom of things. It’s the top of things that elude his grasp. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

I mean come on, no other president complained about Hinckley shooting them. Doesnt add up, makes no sense. Just plain hearsay!

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Speaking of real estate...how’s the wife?

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Speaking of real estate...how’s the wife?

His wife's lawyer contacted me yesterday to inform me that she is the new owner of that real estate in my head.

[NOMAAA 1696]

9 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm

holy shit.  you could churn that delusion into butter. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

a decade? 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

This must be where his six figure income comes from, prime Longhorn real estate. Though I'm pretty sure the little guy has never closed a deal.

[HenryJames 66148]

Speaking of real estate...how’s the wife?

[KYHorn 17134]

8 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I tweeted screenshots to the mom.

 

I don't think she follows you so she can't see your tweet because you're private. 

[Pato del Muerto 52555]

6 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Speaking of real estate...how’s the wife?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Speaking of real estate...how’s the wife?

Last we heard, someone else was laying pipe in her private property.