6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Why in the fuck would Texags have lunch with Krazy Karen?

[crash_davis 23078]

i've spent 5 minutes reading hamm's woe is me, i'm always the victim letter, and the rest of this page.  i feel so dirty and ashamed for paying this much attention about a dude who reports for a program who hasn't won anything of substance in 70+ years.  how can there be this much drama around the people who cheat for such a historically shitty program?

 

i need to find better things to do with my time.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

3 hours ago, You don't know me said:

I'm kind of ashamed of myself for watching this train wreck and enjoying it.

I think you're thinking of when bad things happen  to good people.  This ain't that

[LW Goatman 1117]

He keeps saying "the industry". Following high school boys isn't an industry and definitely isn't The industry. 

[fattyflattie 4636]

Sad thing is Aggy will probably build a solid (semi solid?) program before anyone ends up fussing too much about the cheating.  Think Bama/Ole Miss.  Miss beat them a few times in a row, and that was enough to have it all cooled down.  This funding of videos, sending old hags out to pay, give “rides” to family, etc shit needs to be nipped sooner than later.  Why the fuck that old bitch have any business having lunch with Looch?  

[Katfid54 8591]

Hey, @6FigsHandler... You did a bad job handling.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

22 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

That's narcissistic personality disorder, then. Not sociopathy.

So he is just like Chip Brown?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

17 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Why in the fuck would Texags have lunch with Krazy Karen?

Lucci had some filled money bags that needed to be distributed to "uncles".  

[UncleBuck 6444]

Ole BagMaw out there humblebraggin'

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Lucci had some filled money bags that needed to be distributed to "uncles".  

Meemaw on her way to see Ro Simon.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

28 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Why in the fuck would Texags have lunch with Krazy Karen?

They were brown bagging it.

[Goodman 3273]

43 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Meemaw on her way to see Ro Simon.

meemaw only needs Ro to know what church to visit or what non-profit to support. Adidas and local bagmen are taking care of the trainers. Willie is not new to this game and he is an adidas fan now. 

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

42 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

They were brown bagging it.

Or her

[demos 2992]

So what would hamm have been trolling the AD for with open records requests that someone had to give up sensitive information about their private life? Assuming that part of his tale of woe is also not complete bullshit.

[Deej 76510]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Sad thing is Aggy will probably build a solid (semi solid?) program before anyone ends up fussing too much about the cheating.  Think Bama/Ole Miss.  Miss beat them a few times in a row, and that was enough to have it all cooled down.  This funding of videos, sending old hags out to pay, give “rides” to family, etc shit needs to be nipped sooner than later.  Why the fuck that old bitch have any business having lunch with Looch?  

The moment they flip a Bama recruit, it will all come crashing down.

[UTEX90 584]

Dark Triad

[Longhornfrenzy 5589]

Securing the cash at Bright Complex

[lemonandaturd 4285]

No figs, no wife, no family, no friends, no respect, no job.  Hell of a way to go through life, son.  

[Radical Larry 28523]

When this shit blows up, it will be something to watch.

[Butch Had Not 2940]

That Hamm is such a white knight. 

[DaysOff 7821]

Got no money and you got no car 
Then you got no women and there you are.

[Noah Fence 480]

Jesus, did that bitch really change her twitter handle to call out a college kid.  What a cunt.

[BigOrange1 6416]

4 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

Jesus, did that bitch really change her twitter handle to call out a college kid.  What a cunt.

especially one who is only 4 days away from going ATM against the aggy defense.  will be fun to watch.

[Goodman 3273]

19 minutes ago, demos said:

So what would hamm have been trolling the AD for with open records requests that someone had to give up sensitive information about their private life? Assuming that part of his tale of woe is also not complete bullshit.

Sumlin took away his access and everyone knows TA carries the water for aggiefb. He was/is right in being jealous of what lucci has with aggiefb but could never figure out a way to accept it. Now he can't even go back to covering uh. It'll be interesting how all his trainer "contacts" treat him moving fwd because there is no chance adidas/aggiefb wants drama on the street. Hell, maybe they do.

[closetojumping 62131]

3 hours ago, You don't know me said:

1 of 2 things happened here.

1. His version is totally fabricated.

2. His version is true, but his employer was looking for a reason to shitcan him and he handed them one on a silver platter.

Either way, he's a shithead.

I know for certain that elements of what he wrote are true, specifically around the Texags stealing the FanReact concept. It's not patented IP, so they did what they did, but make no mistake, Texags is a piece of shit organization, run by a piece of shit dude, employing piece of shit employees. 

The Brauninger is a well-documented clueless redass wannabe aggie who will fire off every trope in the weak aggie arsenal when it comes to the glory of their school and why Texas is a shithole university with a bunch of gay non-competitive pussies. He's got no ethics on the road, he's completely myopic, and he's not intelligent. He's a fucking cancer, working for a cancer.

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Lot of short-sightedness on this page.

It's entirely possible that multiple people associated with A&M forum and recruiting websites are immature and unethical, so let's not discount that possibility out of hand just because we already know that one in particular is.

This is correct.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

He's burned down everything in his own life in the name of himself and what he values, yet he still sees himself as a victim.

 

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

That's narcissistic personality disorder, then. Not sociopathy.

Correct. He's showing all the signs for NPD. I see nothing resembling sociopathy coming from the guy. 

[closetojumping 62131]

One thing to call out here is that if you guys want to get serious about getting the aggie boosters masquerading as fan sites owners and admins investigated, the NCAA will listen to well-documented arguments regarding violations. You'd have to show proof that they're actual boosters who donate money to the school, and they're also providing benefits to recruits that give ATM an unfair recruiting advantage. If you wanted to pursue this correctly, consider taking it offline and organizing in some capacity. Tossing wistful missives out on a UT board brings nothing to the table though.

[Katfid54 8591]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

One thing to call out here is that if you guys want to get serious about getting the aggie boosters masquerading as fan sites owners and admins investigated, the NCAA will listen to well-documented arguments regarding violations. You'd have to show proof that they're actual boosters who donate money to the school, and they're also providing benefits to recruits that give ATM an unfair recruiting advantage. If you wanted to pursue this correctly, consider taking it offline and organizing in some capacity. Tossing wistful missives out on a UT board brings nothing to the table though.

[Training montage:]

 

[Cut to]

[Vertigo 20257]

41 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Securing the cash at Bright Complex

How can this not be throwing off red flags left and right? What the fuck does this woman do all day for her supposed job, and how is she getting "another meeting" DURING FOOTBALL SEASON. What is she even meeting about, and why would anyone from Bright give a shit about an old lady from Florida? This is hilarious how blatant it all is. 

Edit: Damnit CTJ, let me have my wistful missives!

Edited September 18, 2018 by Vertigo

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

At least she is making it obvious what her role is. Jimbo is bringing an all new level of cheating here, NCAA is seen as too weak to matter anymore. 

[victory88 5654]

I say we get a shaggy investigative team together.  CTJ, Thujone, Randolph Duke.... who else??

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

32 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I say we get a shaggy investigative team together.  CTJ, Thujone, Randolph Duke.... who else??

Wistful missives are the limit of my energy expenditure here, sorry. 

[Butch Had Not 2940]

From how I see the NCAA working is that they do absolutely nothing until something is completely in the public eye and blatant. More so than what we see in CS. It takes a scandal (state penn), obvious benefits (reggie bush) in the public eye,  and pure stupidity (tunsil) for them to start anything. Fuck, willie Lyles and seastrunk should have taken down Oregon but they got away as well. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, Goodman said:

Outside of how rational and level headed he believes himself to be, I could see what he wrote being fairly accurate. 

Lucci runs a mafia at TA that is deep rooted with the AD and aggie athletes. He was brokering money/drug for johnnyfb 5 years ago and carries out a wide variety of tasks for the AD/FB program. Fuck them all.

There used to be a picture going around on the internet of Liucci drinking with underage Samson Taylor.  

[bizzle 1138]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

He's got no ethics on the road, he's completely myopic, and he's not intelligent. 

to be fair, you just described the entire industry.

[Longhornfrenzy 5589]

Hamm rebuttal

[6FigsHandler 16]

3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Hey, @6FigsHandler... You did a bad job handling.

Some things, like boiling hot lava, can't be handled, it seems

[Katfid54 8591]

2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Some things, like boiling hot lava, can't be handled, it seems

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Some things, like boiling hot lava, can't be handled, it seems

Well, you've still got MeeMaw to keep you company, right? That must make life worth living.

[PhillyD 1257]

On 5/24/2018 at 9:44 PM, 6FigsHandler said:

Keeping Karen in check will be the hardest part of the job

Hamm clearly struggled here.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

"Hopefully, this is the last of the nonsense."

 

plz gimme some odds on that

[C-Man 26991]

12 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm rebuttal

What "monster" did he start from scratch? Facebook?

[Bigpoppapump 529]

Good god, they should put his picture in the dictionary next to Millennial. What a fucking turd.

Edited September 18, 2018 by Bigpoppapump

[LW Goatman 1117]

This is some of the most Aggy shit I’ve seen in my life. That is fucking something. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

He is torching all his bridges in "the industry".   

[ClubWhatever 12085]

I actually feel sorry for the guy.  I really do.  

TaylorI got you fam

[Updawg 2260]

He is torching all his bridges in "the industry".   

But he won't move on

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

Why a recruit would even do an interview with him is mind boggling.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Hamm, never misses a chance to toot his own horn....even if it’s all bullshit while trying to play the victim.

[Wishbone 4731]

3 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

Dark Triad

If the do it’ll be bone they really didn’t care if they got or not. And Bama will never be concerned about aggy. So they’d probably pass any incriminating evidence they may have to a school that isn’t worried about their own business and let them turn it in.

Sorry, meant to quote the post above UTEX (Deej)

Edited September 19, 2018 by Wishbone

[Sejjr 3246]

7 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

we were fronting the costs of the video.

Someone please tell me again, how a booster doing this for a high school recruit is NOT A VIOLATION?