6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Scholz 11956]

16 hours ago, Rimbo said:

he got fired from his own site...

On his day off...

[Chooky 13317]

No matter the obstacles and setbacks, Hamm always manages to stand not tall at all in the face of adversity.

[Quasimofo 406]

Hamm has always been a bad ass

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Aged Hamm.

[williemackgarza 1826]

The movie the water boy describes him to a tee.

Shit no, if your talkin bout bobbie.
Bobbie had talent, was humble but was a dumbass. Bobbie got his girl vicki.
Hamms a no talent dumbass with a big ego tucked in that little smurf body. And he lost his girl

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

 

[Digdogger 1344]

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

No matter the obstacles and setbacks, Hamm always manages to stand not tall at all in the face of adversity.

He also stand not tall in the face of diversity

[Chooky 13317]

Don't get short with me, boy.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Hamm despises Randy Newman.  

[Katfid54 8635]

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hamm despises Randy Newman.  

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.  James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

[Chooky 13317]

Props to Hamm for not being fired in the last four days.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

15 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Props to Hamm for not being fired in the last four days.

Don't you have to have a job first before you can get fired?

[texifornia 57077]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Don't you have to have a job first before you can get fired?

Next step has to be getting Infowars-ed - completely erased from the internet.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Don't you have to have a job first before you can get fired?

Dude,  he's still killing it,  have you not seen the aggie scoop subscriber numbers?   They're in the tens of people. 

[ClubWhatever 12154]

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Dude,  he's still killing it,  have you not seen the aggie scoop subscriber numbers?   They're in the tens of people. 

LonghornFrenzy and.......

[williemackgarza 1826]

Hamm is out building monsters from scratch.

[Butch Had Not 2992]

4 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Dude,  he's still killing it,  have you not seen the aggie scoop subscriber numbers?   They're in the tens of people. 

He's peddling a $99.99 premium package that will include exclusive "bathroom scoop". Members also get commemorative Hamm jizz jars and weekly "best in the business" newsletter.

[Fug 541]

Hamm is probably short on money, do you think we can get some cash together for him to do an AMA in here?

 

Edited September 22, 2018 by Fug

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

31 minutes ago, Fug said:

Hamm is probably short on money, do you think we can get some cash together for him to do an AMA in here?

 

Without a doubt.  He’s probably turning tricks in the bathrooms at the chicken moment for $9.95.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

21 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

LonghornFrenzy and.......

Frenzy better be careful. This may be the closest he comes to being outed. When you can count the subscribers on two hands it’s hard to hide. 

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

1 hour ago, Fug said:

Hamm is probably short on money, do you think we can get some cash together for him to do an AMA in here?

 

Why would we pay him to condescend us directly?  No thanks. 

[SydneyCarton 48150]

I reject the AMA premise as its absurd to think hamm can tell the truth, even to himself. 

[Deej 76897]

2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Without a doubt.  He’s probably turning tricks in the bathrooms at the chicken moment for $9.95.

How is he going to make money charging twice as much as the corps guys?

[SimkinsMan 4418]

The best in the business says if Mond wins today he should shoot up to the top of the Heisman watch list.

[Katfid54 8635]

8 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

The best in the business says if Mond wins today he should shoot up to the top of the Heisman watch list.

Doesnt look like we're gonna have to worry about that. 

[Skyline 325]

Hamm got one right, the apocalypse will be upon us soon. 

[Machinator 32099]

[GotThatFire 166]

*no comments

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Acting like they have sources now? But I bet he is right. 

[BornAndRaised 12307]

Que Hamm begging him not to decommit for the second straight week in a row.

[Scholz 11956]

Yuge 

[Bevo14 8364]

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Que Hamm begging him not to decommit for the second straight week in a row.

Hamm is gonna camp out in his high school's bathrooms until the opportunity arises

[totallynotabuttpirate 5403]

LOL, did Mond win the Heisman? 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Que Hamm begging him not to decommit for the second straight week in a row.

Man, I’ll suck yo dick./gif

[Fug 541]

20 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

LOL, did Mond win the Heisman? 

What a bunch of shit, hope his ex is finding someone financially and emotially stable.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Building monsters!

[NorLa Horns 1458]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

How is he going to make money charging twice as much as the corps guys?

join the marines I guess. 

signed "the grammar nazi"!!

[Schulz2.0 29007]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Hamm is gonna camp out in his high school's bathrooms until the opportunity arises

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

I thought demas told them he didn’t like our offense 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought demas told them he didn’t like our offense 

Hell, most of Surly doesn’t like our offense.

[HtownHorn 14763]

48 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought demas told them he didn’t like our offense 

Hamm reported that, so it's likely a game of telephone happened to get to that statement.

[Machinator 32099]

He's such a fucking rube.

 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Hamm " i have confirmed Demas isnt going to decommit tonight. He will wait till tomorrow "  

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

If you’ve spoken directly to demas, why speak to sources and report what they had to say?

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

He's a solid 2 weeks away from fading into obscurity.  

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Any have what his article says? I don't facebook. 

[Machinator 32099]

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

59 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Well, that confirms it. 

[GotThatFire 166]

 Recruiting is fun. Recruiting sucks. 

[texifornia 57077]

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Well, that confirms it. 

FWK and Dameyune Craig reworking their payment plan. Trash people but happy it's at aggy's literal expense.