6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Scholz 11938]

 

 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Does Hamm have a performance video game chair? 

[Chopper 17174]

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Does Hamm have a performance video game chair? 

He used to but Perroni reported Hamm lost it in a bet during his weekly game of musical chairs with the boys. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5628]

48 minutes ago, Viper said:

You're just making shit up now.

Nope. 

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm also stated, Fishers stalker Crazy Karen will also have her own studio show twice a month.

 

Hope Hamm bought a high-quality wig

Edited May 18, 2018 by UT Lawnghorn

[Pato del Muerto 52395]

55 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Rush Hannigan??

... or Russ Hanneman?

 

Name checks out if he got dat funding and is going big time with the high-school quality 'studio' and new website.

 

hanny has a little hamm

who fleece the aggy so

[texifornia 56594]

12 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Nope. 

[GotThatFire 166]

What a weirdo

[BruceVonClaude 212]

Welp...this thread just got infinitely more interesting. 

[Bevo14 8283]

I still think it's akita in drag

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

WTF. Also, how old is this fucking lady? That profile picture is tiny but she looks old AF.

[Longhornfrenzy 5628]

5 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

WTF. Also, how old is this fucking lady? That profile picture is tiny but she looks old AF.

66 yrs old

[TheStoicPaisano 9905]

#6figs rockin an eleven year old Nike/aggy polo.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

19 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

66 yrs old

Good Lord. So Hamm's imbecilic paying subscribers want to listen to a crazy, 66 year old stalker twice a month? This shit is so weird, or I guess I should say, aggy.

[Butch Had Not 2943]

How does Hamm stay married? Will she have to pay him alimony if they split?

[Skyline 325]

Think of the content we're going to have for this thread. An entire show devoted to Hamm, AND a Karen show? 

[HtownHorn 14579]

Wow, this is going to be great entertainment. Hamm and his grandma on radio.

[Pato del Muerto 52395]

Nothing says viewership like a 66 year old woman hosting a show called the g spot. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12113]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

66 yrs old

We should just call her #66figs since she's just like Hamm

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1601]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

For those who aren't LHF's followers on Twitter:

The old “Alex Jones” strategy.  Except I think Hamm is a bigger dickhead.

[nycHorn 2968]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

[cafe society 2845]

She's Dr. Tooth Lessheimer.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

For those who aren't LHF's followers on Twitter:

Just showed this pic to my daughter. She told me that he needs to tone down his blush application

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

For those who aren't LHF's followers on Twitter:

 

Edited May 19, 2018 by BurntOrangeCrush
Double post

[williemackgarza 1826]

Come on hammy! Dont you 3 stripe life bro?


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[Neonmoon 38127]

Where is @RamjetFDO when you need him?

that picture screams photoshop 

[NYBevo 1699]

My attempt:

https://i.imgur.com/qFSKxIu.png

And the templete for everyone else:

https://i.imgur.com/WtQuwmf.png

Edited May 19, 2018 by NYBevo

[Hornius Emeritus 12444]

2 minutes ago, NYBevo said:

My attempt:

https://i.imgur.com/qFSKxIu.png

And the templete for everyone else:

https://i.imgur.com/WtQuwmf.png

 Imgur don't work here.  Photo hosting page out front should have told ya.

[SizzleChest 8276]

Karen is Phyllis from Mulga with worse schtick, if that's even possible.

[NYBevo 1699]

 

 

Edited May 19, 2018 by NYBevo
Failure

[Pato del Muerto 52395]

Under that desk you can find both Karen and the Houston yellow pages

[nycHorn 2968]

[Neonmoon 38127]

Ha Info Wars is spot on

[Enchubben 5509]

^needs more passes out Kenny Trill.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Needs SEC logo glory holes on each side of the stall.  

[TtomTerrific 200]

I refuse to believe this. 

there is no way that "Karen" hasn't been Hamm all along. 

I don't care which 66 year old hag he drags in there for a half a case of Michelob Ultra. 

[Machinator 32098]

[texifornia 56594]

[Radical Larry 28533]

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1601]

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Jimbo oozes sharts.  It's what he does.  

[Bevo14 8283]

over/under days until Jimbo gets a restraining order on Karen?

Edited May 19, 2018 by Bevo14

[GotThatFire 166]

Hopefully never. She's a wonderful, terrible embarrassment for aggy and I hope she gets worse. 

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

[SydneyCarton 47936]

40 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

over/under days until Jimbo gets a restraining order on Karen?

Jimbo might take comfort in a loyal, devoted woman who worships the ground his little hobbit tootsies trod. I would imagine watching 4-5 dudes run train on all your wife’s holes might make a man change his priorities. 

Edited May 19, 2018 by SydneyCarton

[Pato del Muerto 52395]

64 inches of twisted steel and sex appeal

[Sejjr 3246]

Holy crap, this is going to be glorious. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

5 foot 5 when he stood on the ground

Weighed 135 pounds

I saw that gnat of a man brought down to his knees by Karen

 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

[Machinator 32098]