6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Soon Hamm will reach the Olin Buchanan levels of aggy ignorance.  

[texaslong 678]

I love how aggy's are all puffing their chest out about real football. When has anyone every seen aggy play real football?

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

That many-named wench Kim Anderson, etc. sounds so salty she'd suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.  Did covered wagons have trailer hitches?

[EZ$ 2,102]

16 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I love how aggy's are all puffing their chest out about real football. When has anyone every seen aggy play real football?

Well, there’s that time they barely lost to Clemson and that time the lost by less than the spread to Bama. 

[Sejjr 3,246]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Soon Hamm will reach the Olin Buchanan levels of aggy ignorance.  

Hamm has forgotten more about aggy ignorance than Olin will ever know.

[Fud 9,543]

Hamm is just trying to get subs by being the biggest aggie in the market 

[Deej 76,510]

Stupid sips, real football doesn't involve winning.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

and their LB from PA is taking visits elsewhere.

When Nakobe Dean silently committed after seeing all of the LB's that Jimbo put into the NFL (Brooks, Boulware, Cowart, Sims, Timmons, etc ), they told him to look around because he no longer had a spot.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

50 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

When Nakobe Dean silently committed after seeing all of the LB's that Jimbo put into the NFL (Brooks, Boulware, Cowart, Sims, Timmons, etc ), they told him to look around because he no longer had a spot.

Hamm, is that you?

[williemackgarza 1,826]

If jimbo had been that,tough with candis snatch she might notta banged the entire tennis squad and bball team.

And who,tha fuck was he defending by grabbin his,own players facemask?

[billfromlaketravis 11,352]

4 hours ago, Fud said:

Hamm is just trying to get subs by being the biggest aggie in the market 

The McNeal is better than VY nonsense is his most obvious click bait material to date. 

[oh_snap 694]

Hamm is in sales mode for sure with that Reggie talk. Pandering to his sheep to sell those subs.... that his handler stole from him.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

to sell those subs.... that his handler stole from him.

Savage!

[Leanderman 2,263]

Just wait till dumbo grabs mee maws ovaries off the table and shakes those.

[Orange&White 5,516]

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Just wait till dumbo grabs mee maws ovaries off the table and shakes those.

She's been waiting for that day for a decade...

[HenryJames 65,868]

Quoting Dan Hawkins to own the sips.

[closetojumping 62,131]

I have to admit, that 5 point ramble from Hamm is jaw dropping. I read several parts of it twice and scrolled back up to make sure it was an image of an actual Hamm post. I don’t think we could do a better job with parody. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,928]

It is amazing isn't it?  It's kind of like when I exaggerate and enhance a story that I'm telling my 4th graders, so they'll pay better attention.

[SizzleChest 8,275]

It's like he was wearing a CZ soaked tiara and waving a magic wand when he wrote it.  It's the spell he casts on deep state aggy to get them to fish their credit cards out of their wallets.

[Revolution512 1,479]

Hamm is setting up future stories about players Jimbo should’ve taken. 

“Gbenda definitely would’ve been an Aggie”

[Post Oak 20,182]

21 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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im not religious at all.  but i give thanks daily for this guy.  bless his little heart. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,084]

16 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Hamm is setting up future stories about players Jimbo should’ve taken. 

“Gbenda definitely would’ve been an Aggie”

"Jordan Whittington wanted to be an aggy"

"De'Gabriel Floyd actually reached out to the aggy coaching staff"

[SydneyCarton 47,809]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

"Jordan Whittington wanted to be an aggy"

"De'Gabriel Floyd actually reached out to the aggy coaching staff"

Here's the problem with this atavistic waterhead going that route. It was a popular angle when everyone had already grown tired of Sumlin. And it helped fan the flames of negative perception which helped roll in the Jimbo era. If he starts going this path in year 2 or sooner of the Jimbo regime...man, the aggies will turn on him and eat him alive. It's going to take them at least 3-4 years to run out of patience or start to question their Sitting. National. Championship. Winning. Corch. I realize he is desperate right now, but his fanbase will eat him alive if he turns on Fisher before the masses have reached critical mass. 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

18 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Soon Hamm will reach the Olin Buchanan levels of aggy ignorance.  

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]

“I can understand the comparisons between A&M’s QB prospect and Vince Young, with the exception he’s much better than Vince Young”

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[Leanderman 2,263]

Stupid sip. We already got the National Championship Trophy, and the Hall to put it in. We just need a lot more years to put a date on it.

[Chopper 17,126]

Part of me thinks Hammster told all the other lies just so we'd overlook and eventually accept the Jhamon Assbone is a "star receiver" line. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Part of me thinks Hammster told all the other lies just so we'd overlook and eventually accept the Jhamon Assbone is a "star receiver" line. 

Are you nuts?  Kid was on pace for 36 catches and 530 yds (with zero TD's) before this injury.  That's a trajectory few could hope to match.

 

 

 

[texifornia 56,434]

21 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Part of me thinks Hammster told all the other lies just so we'd overlook and eventually accept the Jhamon Assbone is a "star receiver" line. 

Yeah Ausbon is actually really good, but Mond isn't any good at getting him the ball. He was great with Starkelmotion.

Edited October 2, 2018 by texifornia

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah Ausbon is actually really good, but Mond isn't any good at getting him the ball. He was great with Starkelmotion.

He had one great performance, against Wake Forest, in the No-Defense-Allowed bowl game.

Edited October 2, 2018 by Hiphopopotamos

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Ausbon is probably their best WR but he's struggled a good bit this year. He's had a bunch of drops this year. Ausbon is good but he hasn't come close to living up to his recruiting ranking. Most of his production is against the likes of Wake Forest, ULL, New Mexico, Northwestern State, and so on. 

I thought Ausbon was going to be a stud and I've seen nothing yet that makes me believe that now. 

Edited October 2, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Chopper 17,126]

He has potential. He's good at times. But currently a star? Naaah.

edit: I am very willing to believe he's the star of hamm's wet dreams. So maybe that's what the reference was about. 

Edited October 2, 2018 by Chopper

[ClubWhatever 12,085]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Quoting Dan Hawkins to own the sips.

It's the Big [redacted].  It's Division I football.  It ain't intramurals.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

He has potential. He's good at times. But currently a star? Naaah. 

I get a John Burt vibe when I watch Ausbon. 

Physically gifted and he has speed but that doesn't mean much of anything if you can't catch the football. 

 

[Sejjr 3,246]

Just wanted to double check and make sure I interpreted this correctly:

Malik Hornsby is a much better passer and runner than Vince Young. 

-Taylor Hamm

[Butch Had Not 2,940]

13 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Just wanted to double check and make sure I interpreted this correctly:

Malik Hornsby is a much better passer and runner than Vince Young. 

-Taylor Hamm

Yes, he's a reggie mcneal. 

[cafe society 2,835]

4 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

It's like he was wearing a CZ soaked tiara and waving a magic wand when he wrote it.  It's the spell he casts on deep state aggy to get them to fish their credit cards out of their wallets.

Tinker Toilet Sold ya Smurf

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Anyone go back and see what hamm said about mond during recruiting? Bet he was pumping him up just as big. Same as starkel, kyler, etc..

[UncleBuck 6,444]

26 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Anyone go back and see what hamm said about mond during recruiting? Bet he was pumping him up just as big. Same as starkel, kyler, etc..

He said Mond reminded him of a much better Vince Young, but not quite Ryan Tannehill level

 

Kyler Murray was, and I quote, "a taller version of Colt McCoy, but with a higher upside."

Edited October 2, 2018 by UncleBuck

[crash_davis 23,078]

people are sorta paying for these expert analyses?  aggy are fucking idiots.  

[crash_davis 23,078]

i'm shocked that a dude with these expert takes would be struggling to remain employed anywhere.  shocked.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,084]

Hamm said in his Facebook recruiting chat today that Texas has no momentum in recruiting with 2019 or 2020 guys and that Shepherd is flipping to aggy.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,589]

Hamm

[texifornia 56,434]

McGlothern isn't a priority? Guess Hamm heard how much Bama bid and is trying to play down expectations.

[Scholz 11,923]

"Strip...Shep..."

Such fucking dorks.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,004]

9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm

Is there a recruit in the U.S. that aggy doesn't have a realistic shot with? Holy shit

[Texasborn91 896]

#nofunds

I hate to bag on a guy just because he covers a rival team but god damn he is so obtuse. Really Hamm?? Hes Reggie fucking McNeal??? The guy who couldn’t start over Stephen McGee!  Better than college football HOF Vince Young before he has taken a Snap his Jr year? Give me a break... 

[Hookem2147 20,910]

The fact he says "We" in his responses tells you all you need to know.

[Not a Sock 2,308]

He is already creating outs and excuses because he knows 2020 won't go the way 2019 did. 

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Hahhaha. What a fucking tool. People pay for this shit?