6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[GotThatFire 166]

A little jimbo 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

On 5/19/2018 at 12:24 PM, TtomTerrific said:

I refuse to believe this. 

there is no way that "Karen" hasn't been Hamm all along. 

I don't care which 66 year old hag he drags in there for a half a case of Michelob Ultra. 

Hamm is furiously studying  mrs doubt fire.  

[Neonmoon 38,130]

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

A little jimbo 

That’s what Candi thought 

[Sejjr 3,250]

Hope this brightens your day.

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

That is so beautiful.  

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Its glorious


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[Machinator 32,102]

[Neonmoon 38,130]

They rent a shared cubicle at Cannon 

https://thecannonhouston.com/

[texifornia 58,795]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

They rent a shared cubicle at Cannon 

https://thecannonhouston.com/

Neat space - I work in a fancy coworking spot, they can be pretty fun. They're a bit on the old end for it, though.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

So uh, we're gonna start a gofundme for whichever surly member gets that position, right? 

By the way, I found the workspace Hamm uses most often.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,276]

AggieScoop's PREMIER, in-state, GLOBAL headquarters. For a Facebook page.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

14 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

So uh, we're gonna start a gofundme for whichever surly member gets that position, right? 

By the way, I found the workspace Hamm uses most often.

I would donate a case of Kentucky delux for any poster that successfully gets that internship.  

[C-Man 27,689]

He has a $10/mo ribbon right across the masthead on the Facebook page. That's ballsy.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

34 minutes ago, C-Man said:

He has a $10/mo ribbon right across the masthead on the Facebook page. That's ballsy.

What's he plan to do with the extra nickel? Where's the value add?

[golfclap 6,903]

19 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

They rent a shared cubicle at Cannon 

https://thecannonhouston.com/

Literally off the Katy Fwy. Hamm always delivers. 

Dat Katy Fwy Echo Chamber Tho

[BigHorn'13 3,480]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

What's he plan to do with the extra nickel? Where's the value add?

A special BBQ hosted by Chef Hamm

 

[golfclap 6,903]

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

A special BBQ hosted by Chef Hamm

 

I had forgotten that gem...    ... those poor fucking ribs.

 

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

We need to add the ribs to Sejir's photoshop above. 

[Sejjr 3,250]

16 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

We need to add the ribs to Sejir's photoshop above. 

Done! In this case, extremely well done.

[rickyspub 801]

10 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Done! In this case, extremely well done.

Can you also smurf his skin tone to blue?

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

11 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Done! In this case, extremely well done.

YES!!! Incredible, just incredible!

[GotThatFire 166]

If you smurf his skin,  you won’t be able to see that he is wearing blush, and then the blush tips for bros sign won’t make any sense 

[Butch Had Not 3,053]

3 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Done! In this case, extremely well done.

The topic board should always be evolving. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,276]

4 hours ago, golfclap said:

I had forgotten that gem...    ... those poor fucking ribs.

 

 

😍😍😍

[williemackgarza 1,826]

POWER MOVES!!!!


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[Machinator 32,102]

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

Looks like Peveto is taking a page out the Rumlin recruiting trip to California for a vacation.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

I remember all those reruits from Napa Valley that Sumlin snagged. Good job on Peveto continuing that tradition. 

[Machinator 32,102]

Even AggieScoop subscribers appreciate @Sejjr's work:

[Machinator 32,102]

[Scholz 12,301]

Power.  Moves.  No QB in last class or this one.

[Machinator 32,102]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Power.  Moves.  No QB in last class or this one.

They took James Foster last cycle.

[texifornia 58,795]

Just now, Machinator said:

They took James Foster last cycle.

Yeah he's actually really good.

[Scholz 12,301]

Well son of bitch

[Sejjr 3,250]

Fisher Effect is the new Gunnel Effect. 

[RandomIdoit 739]

On 5/22/2018 at 4:03 PM, golfclap said:

I had forgotten that gem...    ... those poor fucking ribs.

 

Looks dry as fuck.

[Viper 12,212]

8 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

Looks dry as fuck.

the ribs or karen?

[NaTeWHO 869]

Jay Ryan Ash

Quote

I laughed more than I will admit.

[Sejjr 3,250]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Even AggieScoop subscribers appreciate @Sejjr's work:

Damnit...Rush Hannigan is trying to make me like him.

[SimkinsMan 4,544]

They really are completely clueless.

[Machinator 32,102]

More reactions, feat. Karen:

[Sejjr 3,250]

I really never expected this to get such traction on the aggy webs, and they aren't even seeing the latest version with the ribs. That Glory Hole got them frazzled. At least some of them have a sense of humor.

I am a little surprised none of them recognized the phone number from the jizz jar graffiti note. 

[Beau Vine 55,829]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

I'm OK with that little twerp shithead acting like he's important, but misappropriating the name of the most important theory in all macroeconomics fucking crosses the line for me.

 

[6FigsHandler 16]

2 hours ago, Sejjr said:

I really never expected this to get such traction on the aggy webs, and they aren't even seeing the latest version with the ribs. That Glory Hole got them frazzled. At least some of them have a sense of humor.

I am a little surprised none of them recognized the phone number from the jizz jar graffiti note. 

Your work was too good for me not to make an account. The ribs were a great addition, but the jizz jar number didn't do much for me compared to the Jimbo glory hole - that was the perfect touch. Overall, 9.5/10

[6FigsHandler 16]

On 5/21/2018 at 8:25 PM, Neonmoon said:

They rent a shared cubicle at Cannon 

https://thecannonhouston.com/

I'll have you know that we rent two shared cubicles, thank you. 

 

On 5/21/2018 at 8:57 PM, UT Lawnghorn said:

So uh, we're gonna start a gofundme for whichever surly member gets that position, right? 

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I'm ok with this as long as it keeps us from having to pay the intern. 

[HtownHorn 15,243]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Are those shockwaves cause he came in and had to take almost all OOS guys because the in state ones told him to fuck off?

[Machinator 32,102]

More Karen

[GotThatFire 166]

Her cringe levels are off the charts

[Quasimofo 406]

Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb...

[6FigsHandler 16]

59 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Her cringe levels are off the charts

Keeping Karen in check will be the hardest part of the job