6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Thetexashammer 1062]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

One day soon there will be a tell all thread

So you emailed him? Do tell.

[EastTexan 672]

This shits getting crazy. Need more MeMaw shit.

[Pato del Muerto 53502]

The podcast needs to be Hamm, and you bring out meemaw and his ex and his former bosses one by one, in the style of This is Your Life. 

[Atticus 4216]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The podcast needs to be Hamm, and you bring out meemaw and his ex and his former bosses one by one, in the style of This is Your Life. 

I'd definitely pay 9.95 for that

[Longhornfrenzy 6330]

This shits getting crazy. Need more MeMaw shit.

Meemaw on FSU 247

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

14 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I'd definitely pay 9.95 for that

u  misspelled treefiddy

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

7 hours ago, immamac said:

One day soon there will be a tell all thread

Are we getting sued for libel or slander? I always get them confused

[Get ln My Van 934]

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

[Treefidy 1507]

58 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

So your saying black lab trolled all of us?  That's some Jericho level conspiracy theory shit right there. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1603]

1 hour ago, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

[Get ln My Van 934]

[Longhornfrenzy 6330]

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

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[Vertigo 20496]

9 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

Unpossible. Surly isn't hosted on Facebook. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

Surly has been way too functional for Hamm to have any part of it.

[Tree Fidy 1207]

So your saying black lab trolled all of us?  That's some Jericho level conspiracy theory shit right there. 

So we should buy from Eskimo Hut instead of dropping an upper decker in the Hammroom?

[EastTexan 672]

11 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Meemaw on FSU 247

"3 successful sons". So jimbo's her son? Me cornfused.

never mind, reliable wiki says jimbo has one bro.

[Scholz 12306]

That disgusting rude old bag seems like she should be the last one calling for decorum.

[You don't know me 1163]

Remember when this thready was fun?  I 'member.

[Bodacious Bevo 3691]

33 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Remember when this thready was fun?  I 'member.

For real this has gone from laughing at Hamm's reporting to laughing at Hamm's personal life to some weird circlejerk

[UncleBuck 6455]

39 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Remember when this thready was fun?  I 'member.

[rickyspub 801]

11 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

I figured 6FigsHandler and immamac were one and the same. You can't serve two masters with the same sock.

[texifornia 59016]

7 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

For real this has gone from laughing at Hamm's reporting to laughing at Hamm's personal life to some weird circlejerk

His reporting turned into random interviews with any high schooler that would talk to him on a strange private Facebook group. The whole situation has gotten so weird.

[mr. sunshine 2859]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

That disgusting rude old bag seems like she should be the last one calling for decorum.

That's harsh.  Put yourself in the imaginary shoes of her imaginary sons

[Bodacious Bevo 3691]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

His reporting turned into random interviews with any high schooler that would talk to him on a strange private Facebook group. The whole situation has gotten so weird.

Yeah plus their class is pretty much wrapped up so there's not a whole lot of reporting to do. That leaves us with just Taylor Hamm the person and it's spiraled from there

[C-Man 27779]

2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Yeah plus their class is pretty much wrapped up so there's not a whole lot of reporting to do. That leaves us with just Taylor Hamm the person and it's spiraled from there

Until they start trap-dooring guys to make additional room.

[Vertigo 20496]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Until they start trap-dooring guys to make additional room.

Let em, the perfect scenario would be for aggy to trapdoor a few Texas kids for out of state prospects. That should make for a nice recruiting environment next season. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Meemaw has three successful sons?  Moe, Larry and Curly?  

[campcrunk 2551]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Let em, the perfect scenario would be for aggy to trapdoor a few Texas kids for out of state prospects. That should make for a nice recruiting environment next season. 

This. I would imagine that high school coaches will be a lot less forgiving of Jimbo's shenanigans if he pulls the rug out from under a couple of their kids. I am curious to see how it would play out with the 7-on-7 crew and trainers (not you, o Footwork King, whose exaltation we sing daily as commanded by the prophet EJ). I would think that Ro and company are mercenary enough to not really care all that much, but I also wonder if them not being seen as "protective" enough of players' interests might not hurt efforts to recruit talent in the future.

[RollLeft 5090]

On 10/15/2018 at 3:17 PM, Digdogger said:

This is probably a convenient time to mention that BigOrange1's wife gets around.  Like a record

[rickyspub 801]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Meemaw has three successful sons?  Moe, Larry and Curly?  

Also known as Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe.

[Fug 604]

 

I really want to comment something...

 

 

[Tree Fidy 1207]

 
I really want to comment something...
 
 

Career, marriage, and life for $1000 Alex.

[Pato del Muerto 53502]

Guy lives and dies by aggy and Houston sports.  That’s a sad place to be, and it’s got nothing to do with his team choices. 

[texasstrong12 4668]

You know Hamm must be an asshole when aggy loses or Texas wins. There’s no telling how much stuff he’s broken in his lifetime from rage. 

Edited October 19, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Tree Fidy 1207]

You know Hamm must be an asshole when aggy loses or Texas wins. There’s no telling how much stuff he’s broken in his lifetime from rage. 

Here’s a start...broke his marriage, career, and relationship with his children. Isn’t that enough?

[Tree Fidy 1207]

You know Hamm must be an asshole when aggy loses or Texas wins. There’s no telling how much stuff he’s broken in his lifetime from rage. 

Here’s a start...broke his marriage, career, and relationship with his children. Isn’t that enough?

[Handcruser 2815]

Keep saying it. Because its true.

[CB'sGotMeLit 131]

3 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Here’s a start...broke his marriage, career, and relationship with his children. Isn’t that enough?

You can say that again.

[Scholz 12306]

10 hours ago, Fug said:

I laughed.  No offense, Stros fans.

[FloridaHorn 4887]

On ‎10‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 12:06 AM, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

Then the answer is actually quite simple. We'll just fire him, like all his other jobs have done.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Any midget fightin and/or getting kicked outta hs games this week?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 10/18/2018 at 11:04 PM, Fug said:

 

I really want to comment something...

 

 

Am I imagining things but did he change his twitter icon from him and his kids to him and jimbo? 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

8 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Am I imagining things but did he change his twitter icon from him and his kids to him and jimbo? 

Twitter been him and jimbo for awhile, it's his facebook pic I think that is him and kids

[BabaBooey 131]

On 10/19/2018 at 9:20 AM, Scholz said:

I laughed.  No offense, Stros fans.

Hamm looking for sympathy. You dug your own grave, smurf. 

[Tree Fidy 1207]

So, did Hamm off himself or what? He has never been able to keep that big mouth on that little body closed this long. Fuck it, gonna text Mrs. Hamm to see what’s up.

[texifornia 59016]

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

So, did Hamm off himself or what? He has never been able to keep that big mouth on that little body closed this long. Fuck it, gonna text Mrs. Hamm to see what’s up.

He's just retweeting teenagers and talking about how awesome and ethical 7v7 coaches are as per usual. Nothing wild.

[Tree Fidy 1207]

He's just retweeting teenagers and talking about how awesome and ethical 7v7 coaches are as per usual. Nothing wild.

He blowing them or what? Why do they waste the time on him? So he can put in a good word with his 14 FaceBook friends?

[RabidM 2757]

1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

 Fuck it, gonna text Mrs. Hamm to see what’s up.

She's a little busy right now...

[GotThatFire 166]

 This guy seems like the type of dude that would let a high school recruit and all his high school buddies run a train on his wife, then clean up the mess, if it meant that he would sign with aggy 

Edited October 24, 2018 by GotThatFire

[Lone Star Horn 2071]

i thought that was a jimbo action?