6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Schadenfreude.  Be like the Germans.

Feels like fahrvergnugen.

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

he's been active on twitter

 

[You don't know me 1161]

Maybe we should ask his local PD to do a health and welfare check.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Maybe Jimbo put word got out to aggy recruits to stay away from him since he is a booster providing impermissible benefits to steer recruits.   That is Meemaw's job.  

[Vertigo 20290]

15 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Maybe Jimbo put word got out to aggy recruits to stay away from him since he is a booster providing impermissible benefits to steer recruits.   That is Meemaw's job.  

That kind of thing should only be performed by licensed geriatrics.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

43 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That kind of thing should only be performed by licensed geriatrics.

Dang it I read that is that thing should only be performed by perfumed licensed geriatrics.

Oh Lord the smell the smell of meemaw.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dang it I read that is that thing should only be performed by perfumed licensed geriatrics.

Oh Lord the smell the smell of meemaw.

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dang it I read that is that thing should only be performed by perfumed licensed geriatrics.

Oh Lord the smell the smell of meemaw.

 

Absorbine Jr.

[Scholz 11944]

[SHOOTER12 8810]

19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

So, her majesty The Queen of Rottencrotch?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Hamm has given us loads of funny content and aggie fodder, and people here are attacking him personally and wishing him to crash and burn for it, en masse. Cutting off the nose to spite the face.

That said, it will be fucking epic when he takes up his account here and posts on this thread. It’ll get this thread into the HOF

Fuck off hamm

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

On 10/30/2018 at 6:46 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Dang it I read that is that thing should only be performed by perfumed licensed geriatrics.

Oh Lord the smell the smell of meemaw.

 

Piss and peppermint.

[Pato del Muerto 52509]

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Piss and peppermint.

That’s actually preparation H and Newports. 

Edited November 1, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[Quasimofo 406]

Piss and peppermint.

...meaningless nouns
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around

[Bear19 82]

2 hours ago, Quasimofo said:

...meaningless nouns
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around

Laugh at yourself

[SHOOTER12 8810]

Seems pretty quiet on the Facebook expert recruiting front no?

[Richter 2261]

I think the call from @immamac was the last straw and finally broke him.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

3 minutes ago, Richter said:

I think the call from @immamac was the last straw and finally broke him.

Darn, I missed something somewhere, details?

[Richter 2261]

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Darn, I missed something somewhere, details?

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/5385-surly-podcast-7-101118/

[Machinator 32099]

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Darn, I missed something somewhere, details?

 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

25 minutes ago, Richter said:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/5385-surly-podcast-7-101118/

 

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Damn, when I originally listened to the podcast I had to quit listening right before the phone call was mentioned.  Thanks guys.

[NOMAAA 1696]

was he ever on the pod?

[immamac 42859]

Unfortunately no - I was looking forward to it very much, but it depended too much on a kinder gentler surly lol

[Butch Had Not 2980]

35 minutes ago, immamac said:

Unfortunately no - I was looking forward to it very much, but it depended too much on a kinder gentler surly lol

He already made his mind up before and it doesn't matter if we changed our tune. Applaud the attempt though,  not sure if he would have played ball with the home field advantage for you. 

 

[NOMAAA 1696]

cmon hamm. 

[victory88 5668]

Hamm, stop being a pussy bitch and come on the podcast.  Might make me actually respect you a shred if you did.   Your own aggy fanbase has turned on you!  The entire athletic department doesn’t want you near college station.  After sacrificing your wife and kids for aggy recruiting and steering kids towards them, they just fired you multiple times and left you hanging.  Only one thing left buddy, come on the surly podcast tell the truth!  Imagine all the attention you’ll get.  I can see the twitter headlines now... “ Taylor Hamm.... exposing aggy cheating”.  Do it Hamm!! No one fires the best in the business.... twice!!

Edited November 2, 2018 by victory88

[RabidM 2668]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Unfortunately no - I was looking forward to it very much, but it depended too much on a kinder gentler surly lol

Then it was doomed from the start. Also, I fucked hamm's wife again last night.

[Richter 2261]

Posters on this site:

[You don't know me 1161]

WTF have we done?  Did Hamm get a real job?

[texifornia 56978]

1 minute ago, You don't know me said:

WTF have we done?  Did Hamm get a real job?

We didn't do shit. He did it all to himself while we pointed and laughed.

[Elmer_Fudd 22265]

He had something the other day about a 2020 DE naming aggy as the leader, I'm guessing Sylvester.

[You don't know me 1161]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We didn't do shit. He did it all to himself while we pointed and laughed.

I am picturing him making a video similar to the one Cutthroat Chip created after he got a "real job".  Sitting in some bland break room, eating his lunch, thinking about how he used to make 6 figs hustling.

[GRHorn 105]

He’s hanging out with Higdon somewhere 

[C-Man 27230]

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Unfortunately no - I was looking forward to it very much, but it depended too much on a kinder gentler surly lol

Fuck that. A short cream-puff interview with Hamm isn't worth not calling that cunt out when his behavior warrants.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Darn, I missed something somewhere, details?

Hamm went to church to ponder and pray about his situation.  He raised his arms, looked skyward and listened for a sign.  From above he heard a booming voice say, "Take the loss, Pussy!"

[LW Goatman 1124]

51 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

He’s hanging out with Higdon somewhere 

Well played my friend.

[Sejjr 3246]

Hamm is a fucking pussy. He has been quoted multiple times using racist, homophobic, and derogatory statements on twitter. From the Malik "boy" quote to his many comments on EJ calling him a "fag" or a "bitch", or a "fuc boi pizza delivery reporter", Hamm is anything but polite and he has reaped every once of the shit that he's sown. Hamm acting like he is above all this Surly aggression is the essence of hypocrisy.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

On 10/31/2018 at 10:45 AM, Scholz said:

She calls Jimbo "Prince Charming".

[tejas60 3533]

can't speak a word when she's full of ludes.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

7 hours ago, tejas60 said:

can't speak a word when she's full of ludes.

nor when she's full of dudes.

[Orange&White 5528]

Wow! He must really be sad.

I can't remember this much silence. Especially right in the throes of recruiting season.

[Goodman 3273]

The way aggy is running their recruiting operations with jimbo, they do not need a wild card like hamm drawing attention or causing folks to sniff around. They could have served him with a "cease & desist", oh that ag network.

[Chooky 13315]

This is the Hamm. 

Beautiful Hamm, the end

My only friend, the Hamm

The Hamm

Of our elaborate plans, the Hamm

Of everything that stands, the Hamm

No safety or surprise, the Hamm

I'll never look into your eyes ... again

Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain

And all the high school kids are insane   

[MrPhlegm 3413]

nor when she's full of dudes.

Hamm is Fitlump?
Fitlump is Hamm?

[SHOOTER12 8810]

56 minutes ago, Goodman said:

The way aggy is running their recruiting operations with jimbo, they do not need a wild card like hamm drawing attention or causing folks to sniff around. They could have served him with a "cease & desist", oh that ag network.

 

Bag hag Karen says hello....

[Goodman 3273]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

 

Bag hag Karen says hello....

She is the perfect distraction, jimbo seems to control her, old AF and part of his foundation...

[williemackgarza 1826]

Maybe that texag gabe dude slept the hamm?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Sooo... is he no longer posting on his copyrighted facebook account? 

Or did we just lose access? 

I need to see more of this amazing trainwreck. It would be a sad day if he’s done. 

[Sejjr 3246]

His recent twitter posts are basically a conversation/cross-promotion between himself and FWK. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

6 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

His recent twitter posts are basically a conversation/cross-promotion between himself and FWK. 

You have to wonder when FWK is going to just cut-bait on that relationship - what possible benefit does FWK get anymore?