6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[TKthunder2 4,980]

54 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I  doubt he gets fired for any of that. The recruiting hostess stuff is the most dangerous claim. Even then, look at Major Applewhite.

Umm big difference.  First let me say that sleeping with students is creepy but let’s not act like it doesn’t happen everyday at every school.  Still Applewhite slept with a student employee that somewhat fell under his supervision.  A recruiting hostess is a volunteer so it’s no different than sleeping with any student other than she’s obviously a football fan.  That’s a pretty big difference between what Major did and what Zach is accusing Herman of doing.

[Scholz 11,933]

46 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

...who doesn't smell of Ben Gay and Newports

That’s better than what I imagine.

[cafe society 2,836]

55 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That’s better than what I imagine.

I figure she smells like the crawlspace under the house in LA CONFIDENTIAL when Bud White finds Meeks' rotting corpse.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

23 hours ago, Atticus said:

Her name is Candi Fisher

Candi?  Shoot you don't even need to do any research.  

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Karen's got to believe everything posted on social media.  Because if she can't, then she's not really a 20 year old chick with great tits who doesn't smell of Ben Gay and Newports

Mothballs

[Scholz 11,933]

Soured milk

[texifornia 56,475]

Why the fuck... https://www.businessinsider.com/sonic-pickle-slush-review-2018-7

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Who is going to take the hit and become Karen's man to bring this ship down? 

Feel free to nominate yourself. 

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Karen's got to believe everything posted on social media.  Because if she can't, then she's not really a 20 year old chick with great tits who doesn't smell of Ben Gay and “Pall Malls”.

Minor correction

[Neonmoon 38,127]

What is Karen’s full name?

[Tony Two K 595]

19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What is Karen’s full name?

Karen Dugger Johnson.

[Telegraph_it 3,353]

I feel like Karen could hold her own in a prison fight. She scares me. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,138]

Evidence... lol... anyone really think Zach would not put the evidence out there already if he had it?

 

[KYHorn 16,833]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

What is Karen’s full name?

Karen Key Largo

[Scholz 11,933]

Karen Annie Wilkes

[Pato del Muerto 52,335]

Karen Curtis Chapman 

Karen earl ray

karen danger powers

karen banananana fofaren

[rickyspub 801]

Meemaw has that dirty, sweaty smell of the wet $100s she stashes for recruits in her bra.

[campcrunk 2,346]

11 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Evidence... lol... anyone really think Zach would not put the evidence out there already if he had it?

 

Exactly. If Smith had anything, it would have been posted months ago.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

Why the fuck... https://www.businessinsider.com/sonic-pickle-slush-review-2018-7

WTF is a pickle commando? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

[Eastwood 4,394]

WTF is a pickle commando? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

Well, it was a cucumber when she first bought it.

[Scholz 11,933]

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

10 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

29 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

WTF is a pickle commando? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

Well, it was a cucumber when she first bought it.

Remember when Memaw first hit the scene, all full of piss and vinegar? Now, she's just full of vinegar.

[SameSame 1,692]

12 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Evidence... lol... anyone really think Zach would not put the evidence out there already if he had it?

 

Exactly.  Those ramblings were Smiths not so subtle dog whistle to anyone out there they may have pictures or any documented proof that Herman ever did anything inappropriate. 

He has shit and he is shit.

[Leanderman 2,266]

Maybe Zach could send a few of his toys to Mee Maw?

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

14 hours ago, Scholz said:

Karen Annie Wilkes

"Jimbo, do you know about the early days at the Kimberly diamond mines? Do you know what they did to the Native workers who stole diamonds? Don't worry, they didn't kill them. That would be like junking your Mercedes just because it had a broken spring. No, if they caught them, they had to make sure they could go on working, but they also had to make sure they could never run away. The operation was called hobbling."

[C-Man 27,023]

3 hours ago, Eastwood said:

3 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

WTF is a pickle commando? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

Well, it was a cucumber when she first bought it.

[Leanderman 2,266]

Oldie but goodie. Will the trend continue in gomersville?

https://fansided.com/2015/07/13/report-florida-state-threaten-jimbo-fisher/

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

So Meemaw does not have on underwear when she sucks on a pickle.  

[Wishbone 4,731]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

So Meemaw does not have on underwear when she sucks on a pickle.  

Thanks for the viz, man. Won”t be getting a pickle at the movie theater this evening.

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

12 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Thanks for the viz, man. Won”t be getting a pickle at the movie theater this evening.

Aw go ahead, go for it.

[Bevo14 8,272]

Meemaw graphic horror show talk not going away

[texifornia 56,475]

From LHF - Meemaw talking about Nakobe Dean

[Orange&White 5,516]

"I could get US on probation in about an hour"

 

🙄

[randygilman 643]

No one’s stopping you Karen. Do your thing.

[Katfid54 8,591]

19 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

So Meemaw does not have on underwear when she sucks on a pickle.  

[Machinator 32,097]

[Tex Pete 20,156]

Herman threw a fit about the horns down? Guess I missed that. 

[Treefidy 1,463]

46 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I have no doubt meemaw firmly holds Herman responsible for igniting the beginning of the end to her and jumbos reign at FSU.

but her anger and hatred toward a program her team has never played is simply breathtaking.  

It appears to be a unique arrangement between jumbo/meemaw, in that she is recruiting and saying all kinds of shit that his actual coaches would have to steer clear of saying to potential recruits.   Curious to know if/how she trashed FSU rivals, if it was anything like her act around here?

[Tex Pete 20,156]

31 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

I have no doubt meemaw firmly holds Herman responsible for igniting the beginning of the end to her and jumbos reign at FSU.

but her anger and hatred toward a program her team has never played is simply breathtaking.  

It appears to be a unique arrangement between jumbo/meemaw, in that she is recruiting and saying all kinds of shit that his actual coaches would have to steer clear of saying to potential recruits.   Curious to know if/how she trashed FSU rivals, if it was anything like her act around here?

I don't know, but I think it would be interesting to start learning more about MeeMaw.

[MirrOlure 14,617]

Who's gonna inform Britt that John Hagy is Breckyn's dad?

[Pato del Muerto 52,335]

I guess they think Hager and the team can just ignore the commissioner?  Their beef should be with him, if they think an apology was beta. 

[Tex Pete 20,156]

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess they think Hager and the team can just ignore the commissioner?  Their beef should be with him, if they think an apology was beta. 

Aggies aren't known for their intellect, perception, self-awareness, humility, or personal hygiene.

[rickyspub 801]

57 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess they think Hager and the team can just ignore the commissioner?  Their beef should be with him, if they think an apology was beta. 

But if any fanbase knows everything about being a beta, it is aggy.

[texifornia 56,475]

Just now, rickyspub said:

But if any fanbase knows everything about being a beta, it is aggy.

Speaking of:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,335]

So obviously rice and aggy are the two best teams in Texas. 

[Dbeasy 14,960]

Speaking of:
 

No strength of schedule metric huh?

[Tex Pete 20,156]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of:

 

Who in the fuck ranks teams based on their opponents' records?!

[DaysOff 7,843]

aggys

[Not a Sock 2,308]

Texas A&M is the #1 school in the nation for it's statistical manipulation program.

[Huckleberry 32,694]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of:

 

I agree with this ranking that implies UAB is better than Texas A&M.