Jump to content

6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

Machinator

By Machinator
in 🤫$9.95🤫

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 9.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Aggy h8tr
Aggy h8tr

You're welcome   

Sejjr
Sejjr
Pato del Muerto
Pato del Muerto

It’s because he predicted that she’d stay with him. 

Posted Images

lemonandaturd

lemonandaturd 4285

Posted
Posted

Meemaw must have missed all of Jimbo's press conferences where he mindlessly jabbers like a coked up unwashed hillbilly Zach Smith and preens with recruits in his low cut 1970's Adidas old man jumpsuit stained with rum and roadkill gravy.   Meemaw and her old dry cunt thinks he is a stud.  Advantage aggy.  

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
texifornia

texifornia 56869

Posted
Posted
2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Meemaw must have missed all of Jimbo's press conferences where he mindlessly jabbers like a coked up unwashed hillbilly Zach Smith and preens with recruits in his low cut 1970's Adidas old man jumpsuit stained with rum and roadkill gravy.   Meemaw and her old dry cunt thinks he is a stud.  Advantage aggy.  

Why do you think he only coaches for teams that wear maroon? That's hillbilly smarts right there.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
C-Man

C-Man 27197

Posted
Posted
BDF

#6 Oklahoma Sooners/43 SOS

#12 West Virginia Mountaineers/41

#11 Texas Longhorns/7

#25 Iowa State Cyclones/3

TCU Horned Frogs/11

Baylor Bears/25

Kansas State Wildcats/18

Texas Tech Red Raiders/10

Oklahoma State Cowboys/33

Kansas Jayhawks/37

SEC-SEC-SEC!!!!

EAST

#5 Georgia Bulldogs/38

#17 Kentucky Wildcats/19

#13 Florida Gators/35

South Carolina Gamecocks/21

Missouri Tigers/9

Tennessee Volunteers/4

Vanderbilt Commodores/26

WEST

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide/61

#8 LSU Tigers/20

Texas A&M Aggies/22

#22 Mississippi State Bulldogs/27

Auburn Tigers/50

Ole Miss Rebels/39

Arkansas Razorbacks/42

 

Bama plays the absolute worst schedule of any team in the BDF or SEC.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bear19

Bear19 82

Posted
Posted
28 minutes ago, C-Man said:
BDF

#6 Oklahoma Sooners/43 SOS

#12 West Virginia Mountaineers/41

#11 Texas Longhorns/7

#25 Iowa State Cyclones/3

TCU Horned Frogs/11

Baylor Bears/25

Kansas State Wildcats/18

Texas Tech Red Raiders/10

Oklahoma State Cowboys/33

Kansas Jayhawks/37

SEC-SEC-SEC!!!!

EAST

#5 Georgia Bulldogs/38

#17 Kentucky Wildcats/19

#13 Florida Gators/35

South Carolina Gamecocks/21

Missouri Tigers/9

Tennessee Volunteers/4

Vanderbilt Commodores/26

WEST

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide/61

#8 LSU Tigers/20

Texas A&M Aggies/22

#22 Mississippi State Bulldogs/27

Auburn Tigers/50

Ole Miss Rebels/39

Arkansas Razorbacks/42

 

Bama plays the absolute worst schedule of any team in the BDF or SEC.

Someone please put that on texaggy. Please.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
RandomIdoit

RandomIdoit 655

Posted
Posted (edited)
44 minutes ago, C-Man said:
BDF

#6 Oklahoma Sooners/43 SOS

#12 West Virginia Mountaineers/41

#11 Texas Longhorns/7

#25 Iowa State Cyclones/3

TCU Horned Frogs/11

Baylor Bears/25

Kansas State Wildcats/18

Texas Tech Red Raiders/10

Oklahoma State Cowboys/33

Kansas Jayhawks/37

SEC-SEC-SEC!!!!

EAST

#5 Georgia Bulldogs/38

#17 Kentucky Wildcats/19

#13 Florida Gators/35

South Carolina Gamecocks/21

Missouri Tigers/9

Tennessee Volunteers/4

Vanderbilt Commodores/26

WEST

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide/61

#8 LSU Tigers/20

Texas A&M Aggies/22

#22 Mississippi State Bulldogs/27

Auburn Tigers/50

Ole Miss Rebels/39

Arkansas Razorbacks/42

 

Bama plays the absolute worst schedule of any team in the BDF or SEC.

They had to play aggy while aggy did not. 

Edited by RandomIdoit
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SHOOTER12

SHOOTER12 8800

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Meemaw must have missed all of Jimbo's press conferences where he mindlessly jabbers like a coked up unwashed hillbilly Zach Smith and preens with recruits in his low cut 1970's Adidas old man jumpsuit stained with rum and roadkill gravy.   Meemaw and her old dry cunt thinks he is a stud.  Advantage aggy.  

That's freaking poetry dude.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
lemonandaturd

lemonandaturd 4285

Posted
Posted

Did 6Figs realize that his child support is not going to pay itself and that living off aggy delusion on a Facebook page is not a recipe for success?   Some "clued in" aggys like Lucci still hold a grudge because Toilet Smurf ran off Steven Parker.  Poor fucker got his credentials pulled for being a dumbass.  When he refused to get drunk and service Meemaw, his fate was sealed.  Brewster and Jimbo wanted to watch but Hamm's dignity won out.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites
utfan87

utfan87 408

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, C-Man said:
BDF

#6 Oklahoma Sooners/43 SOS

#12 West Virginia Mountaineers/41

#11 Texas Longhorns/7

#25 Iowa State Cyclones/3

TCU Horned Frogs/11

Baylor Bears/25

Kansas State Wildcats/18

Texas Tech Red Raiders/10

Oklahoma State Cowboys/33

Kansas Jayhawks/37

SEC-SEC-SEC!!!!

EAST

#5 Georgia Bulldogs/38

#17 Kentucky Wildcats/19

#13 Florida Gators/35

South Carolina Gamecocks/21

Missouri Tigers/9

Tennessee Volunteers/4

Vanderbilt Commodores/26

WEST

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide/61

#8 LSU Tigers/20

Texas A&M Aggies/22

#22 Mississippi State Bulldogs/27

Auburn Tigers/50

Ole Miss Rebels/39

Arkansas Razorbacks/42

 

Bama plays the absolute worst schedule of any team in the BDF or SEC.

Well you do realize bama doesn't play themselves so those numbers would be much different

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Treefidy

Treefidy 1463

Posted
Posted
5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of:

 

aggy has the most first down plays, where a guy starts out in motion, stops, goes back the other direction, the snap is bobbled before it's handed off to the LEFT side, and the RB goes for 2 yards.  In the NATION.    Put it on the wall

how the fuck do they have time to dig around for the most worthless stats where they can point to being the leader. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
dingleberryswitzer

dingleberryswitzer 2724

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Did 6Figs realize that his child support is not going to pay itself and that living off aggy delusion on a Facebook page is not a recipe for success?   

I was wondering if he hadto pay child support on the 6figs he claims or the $20 a month he iactually earns 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Scholz

Scholz 11938

Posted
Posted (edited)

The aggys haven't won a title of any sort nor will they but they finally beat LSU a single time* so they're happy it wasn't 8 Ls in a row...

Does this rank up there with that one time they beat Bama?

 

edit: * with the help of the most home cooking anyone has ever seen

Edited by Scholz
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vertigo

Vertigo 20276

Posted
Posted
5 hours ago, Scholz said:

The aggys haven't won a title of any sort nor will they but they finally beat LSU a single time* so they're happy it wasn't 8 Ls in a row...

Does this rank up there with that one time they beat Bama?

 

edit: * with the help of the most home cooking anyone has ever seen

If we are being honest, LSU is going to decline fairly consistently under Orgeron. They were overrated this year, and caught lightning in a bottle in Burrow, but I don't see them as ever realistically threatening to win the SEC while he is there. That means that aggy may get another win or two out of them in the near future before Boudreaux and Fonteneaut rebel and bring in someone else. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
texifornia

texifornia 56869

Posted
Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

If we are being honest, LSU is going to decline fairly consistently under Orgeron. They were overrated this year, and caught lightning in a bottle in Burrow, but I don't see them as ever realistically threatening to win the SEC while he is there. That means that aggy may get another win or two out of them in the near future before Boudreaux and Fonteneaut rebel and bring in someone else. 

Who are they, beyond having peak Louisianan names?

Edited by texifornia
Link to comment
Share on other sites
closetojumping

closetojumping 62568

Posted
Posted
22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I just don't understand this dude sometimes

 

Let me help. You've put an inordinate amount of faith in the mindset, personality, competence, and intelligence of a mid-20's something rube who wouldn't be hired in the mail room at most corporate entities with his weak SMU degree in philosophy or "White Privileged Studies" or whatever the fuck. The sole qualification for the job in which you've granted this goober this faith is that he responded to an open request from a bulletin board post for unpaid fanbois who are interested in writing about the likes and dislikes of 14-18 year old boys.

Once you've come to grips with your own frailty in this exchange of services, you'll then be able to fathom the depths of impotent futility this guy's life is heading towards on a bullet train.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
IDIOTsavant

IDIOTsavant 8483

Posted
Posted (edited)
30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Let me help. You've put an inordinate amount of faith in the mindset, personality, competence, and intelligence of a mid-20's something rube who wouldn't be hired in the mail room at most corporate entities with his weak SMU degree in philosophy or "White Privileged Studies" or whatever the fuck. The sole qualification for the job in which you've granted this goober this faith is that he responded to an open request from a bulletin board post for unpaid fanbois who are interested in writing about the likes and dislikes of 14-18 year old boys.

Once you've come to grips with your own frailty in this exchange of services, you'll then be able to fathom the depths of impotent futility this guy's life is heading towards on a bullet train.

How you made it through an entire dinner with EJ, I'll never know....

Edited by IDIOTsavant
  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton 48067

Posted
Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, EE2B said:


Wait, this actually happened? I thought it was just some bullshit joke.

Oh, it happened. CTJ picked him up at his studio broom closet and everything. Think he even walked him to his door after they noshed at Applebees.  

Don't listen to Viper, he's a CTJ sock. 

Edited by SydneyCarton
  • Like 3
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
closetojumping

closetojumping 62568

Posted
Posted
13 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

How you made it through an entire dinner with EJ, I'll never know....

 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, it happened. CTJ picked him up at his house and everything. Think he even walked him to his apartment door after they noshed at Applebees.  

You fucking scalawags. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...