6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[NorLa Horns 1458]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

There's some rich, delicious irony peppered all through this one

Hey! They cant hate on E.J.  only we can hate on E.J.!

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1577]

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

There's some rich, delicious irony peppered all through this one

Woah, watch out for internet tough guy!  Save some pussy for us Hardo!

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

EJ is a lot of things, but he isn’t not very good at fucking with aggy

[Tired of Lurking 637]

English!

[Vertigo 20265]

6 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Hey! They cant hate on E.J.  only we can hate on E.J.!

He may be a frappe sipping snowflake, but he’s our frappe sipping snowflake you bunch of inbred heathens!

Edited December 1, 2018 by Vertigo

[satyanash 14281]

EJ and Hamm in a Twitter slapfight

 

[satyanash 14281]

Hamm's grasp of basic grammar and/or spelling remains questionable

 

Edited December 2, 2018 by satyanash

[satyanash 14281]

 

[Not a Sock 2308]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

A&M and being able to beat people they know they won't have to play. Name a more iconic duo.

[Bigpoppapump 529]

 

Lol I dunno if aggy could stop one drive by ou.


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[Scholz 11933]

6 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

A&M and being able to beat people they know they won't have to play.

Why aggy ran away for $2,000, Alex

[satyanash 14281]

😱

 

Edited December 2, 2018 by satyanash

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Must be dollar beer night in Kingwood.

[47Straight 116]

 

[Get ln My Van 927]

Hamm and Zach Smith seem like they’d touch tips

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

Other things he totally knows:

1. His wife is going to crawl back to him, begging forgiveness 

2. He’d be the best recruiting coordinator for Jimbo, ever 

[satyanash 14281]

I feel like the savageness of McCuistion's reply is not being fully appreciated, lol.

[cafe society 2836]

I can't help but think it went over Hamm's head, which is why his wife is cupping another man's balls.

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

A&M and being able to beat people they know they won't have to play. Name a more iconic duo.

100 year decision!

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1254]

6 hours ago, cafe society said:

I can't help but think it went over Hamm's head, which is why his wife is cupping another man's balls.

In fairness it doesn’t take much for anything to go over his head, figuratively and literally

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

I feel like the savageness of McCuistion's reply is not being fully appreciated, lol.

It is nice to know that we didn’t take the biggest L handed out by the Sooners yesterday.

[SLChorn 58]

 

[SLChorn 58]

 

[RGBIII 22798]

10 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Looks like somebody had that third Smirnoff ice last night...

[texifornia 56487]

20 minutes ago, SLChorn said:

 

Guess he found a bag of that coke from the North Forest fight night between the couch cushions.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

It's a good time to go read the replies to all his recent tweets. There are some really good ones. Hamm is on an island now too... absolutely NO ONE coming to his defense.

[Sejjr 3246]

Nice to see 6figs going back to his roots.

[Vertigo 20265]

21 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Nice to see 6figs going back to his roots.

You can take the bumpkin fanboy out of BCS, but you can’t take BCS out of the bumpkin fanboy

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

13 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Hamm and Zach Smith seem like they’d touch tips

Hamm's lips to Smith's tip 

[SydneyCarton 47843]

God I love “i make more money than you” smack. Just the weakest of bullshit there is in the internet, and dumbest. No one knows anyone on the internet. Theres probably a guy who posts on surley worth 9 figures. And this guy with his 300 fb friends thinks hes making anyone feel small woth that weak shit? Just fucking stupid. 

[Tree Fidy 1196]

Can someone post some screenshots? Little prick blocked me.

[cafe society 2836]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

God I love “i make more money than you” smack. Just the weakest of bullshit there is in the internet, and dumbest. No one knows anyone on the internet. Theres probably a guy who posts on surley worth 9 figures. And this guy with his 300 fb friends thinks hes making anyone feel small woth that weak shit? Just fucking stupid. 

He's probably an only child - and why not, his parents likely got themselves sterilized after he was born - so he can't say that his big brother can beat up your big brother.  He's beyond bizarre, stupid and absurd, I think he's mentally ill.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Even at his peak earnings, he didn’t make enough to make that claim against random people on social media. 

[Ricky Butler 2657]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

God I love “i make more money than you” smack. Just the weakest of bullshit there is in the internet, and dumbest. No one knows anyone on the internet. Theres probably a guy who posts on surley worth 9 figures. And this guy with his 300 fb friends thinks hes making anyone feel small woth that weak shit? Just fucking stupid. 

This is good advice because I bet some of the worst posters on Surly have trust funds.

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

God I love “i make more money than you” smack. Just the weakest of bullshit there is in the internet, and dumbest. No one knows anyone on the internet. Theres probably a guy who posts on surley worth 9 figures. And this guy with his 300 fb friends thinks hes making anyone feel small woth that weak shit? Just fucking stupid. 

General rule of thumb: if someone boasts about how much money he makes, he's lying. 

[Scholz 11933]

Shouldn’t this thread be renamed 5figs?

[Bevo14 8273]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Shouldn’t this thread be renamed 5figs?

10000.0 is still 6figs

[SydneyCarton 47843]

56 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

This is good advice because I bet some of the worst posters on Surly have trust funds.

See Rex Kramer and Danger Smax.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Member when hamm claimed to be fielding lots of recruiting coordinator offers from some serious college programs?
I do

[texifornia 56487]

He just vultured Wydermeyer's commitment announcement. HAMM IS BACK, FOLKS.

[texifornia 56487]

[Scholz 11933]

What if bathroom smurf was a secret Longhorn spy trying to make aggy look stupid all along?

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

 

[texifornia 56487]

1 minute ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

Crowing after spoiling the kid's commitment? Fuck that guy.

[HtownHorn 14468]

So now he says his twitter persona is all about trolling. Interesting because it's that same trolling that has gotten him fired at every stop of his professional career.

[texifornia 56487]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So now he says his twitter persona is all about trolling. Interesting because it's that same trolling that has gotten him fired at every stop of his professional career.

 

[SydneyCarton 47843]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Soneone with twitter needs to respond to this tweet with “oh, so you stole yet another move out of Liucci’s playbook.” Hell lose his fucking mind. 

[HenryJames 65886]

Probably should have embraced his wife more.

[Scholz 11933]

Frappe full of vodka?

[Dennis Taylor 18698]

54 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

lol at Hammster being called out by his 14 yr old self