Lamar Fires Coach after 3 Years

[MirrOlure 14637]

 

....and 1 year after making the Playoffs, because he didn’t win enough games and nobody likes him.

 

http:// https://www.beaumontenterprise.com/sports/hs/article/Mike-Schultz-fired-as-Lamar-University-football-14862095.php

 

[Native Horn 3493]

So what you're saying is, we have a chance?

[C-Man 27075]

5 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

 

....and 1 year after making the Playoffs, because he didn’t win enough games and nobody likes him.

 

http:// https://www.beaumontenterprise.com/sports/hs/article/Mike-Schultz-fired-as-Lamar-University-football-14862095.php

 

[Iceman 2646]

LOLz at the AD acting like Beaumont is the mecca of football.

There is talent galore, but LSU, aggy, Texas, and even UH get first dibs. The weather sucks and so does pretty much everything else.

Edited November 26, 2019 by Iceman

[Guest Lobo]

well, his limp-wristed throwing style didn't help matters.  

[El Diablo 4232]

Mirabeau. 

[SubliminalHorn 6684]

So Lamar is more srs about their football program than we are 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

I have read that Briles is in the mix. 

Edited November 26, 2019 by Sir Ulrich

[Iceman 2646]

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

I have read that Briles is in the mix. 

Coonass women will fuck you up...

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Coonass women will fuck you up...

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

They have no class.

 

[n64ra 1078]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

 

....and 1 year after making the Playoffs, because he didn’t win enough games and nobody likes him.

 

http:// https://www.beaumontenterprise.com/sports/hs/article/Mike-Schultz-fired-as-Lamar-University-football-14862095.php

 

Isn't it really the 'didn’t win enough games' part?

Edited November 26, 2019 by n64ra

[Tex Pete 20186]

Losing to aggy is a fireable offense. 

[tx 3 putt 76437]

There’s a highly toxic acid plant literally right next to the football stadium. It’s a very old facility. So Golden Triangle

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

There’s a highly toxic acid plant literally right next to the football stadium. It’s a very old facility. So Golden Triangle

To be fair, we have a toxic environment as well. 

[MAROON 445]

Quote

“I think there will be a lot of interest in the job,” Born said. “I think it’s a top three job from where we’re located in the Golden Triangle, the town that’s here, our facilities and our budgets. I think there will be a ton of interest from all over country, in my opinion.”

Top three jobs in the Golden Triangle

1. West Orange Stark

2. Beaumont Westbrook

3. Port Neches Groves

4. ??? Lamar University???

[Thetexashammer 1062]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

LOLz at the AD acting like Beaumont is the mecca of football.

There is talent galore, but LSU, aggy, Texas, and even UH get first dibs. The weather sucks and so does pretty much everything else.

Meths pretty good

[clapclapclap 9000]

28 minutes ago, MAROON said:

Top three jobs in the Golden Triangle

1. West Orange Stark

2. Beaumont Westbrook

3. Port Neches Groves

4. ??? Lamar University???

And if you expand the range, Hedley Lamar Consolidated would be above them, too.

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Rank the four "Lamar" jobs:

1) Arlington Lamar

2) Lamar Consolidated:

3) Lamar University

4) Job from Lamar Latrell of Revenge of the Nerds

[dcar00 14036]

What is Lamar thinking, Lamar is going to be very unstable now.  What will they do?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

6 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

They have no class.

 

yeah, this is Not Who We Are

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

And if you expand the range, Hedley Lamar Consolidated would be above them, too.

[GotThatFire 166]

8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Aggy was driving his date around when she says, “I want you to do it to me........

Yeah, no she didn’t 

[Dennis Taylor 18713]

1 hour ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Rank the four "Lamar" jobs:

1) Arlington Lamar

2) Lamar Consolidated:

3) Lamar University

4) Job from Lamar Latrell of Revenge of the Nerds

You forgot Houston Lamar HS, which should probably be #2 on the list

[tx 3 putt 76437]

7 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

To be fair, we have a toxic environment as well. 

LuLz 

[Not a cat 5622]

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Aggy was driving his date around when she says, “I want you to do it to me where it’s hot and sweaty”. So he drove her to Beaumont. 

I've heard the joke as hot and smelly, but that works too.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Ah, Beaumont! The one city in Texas with a declining population. What a destination city

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Did we ever get the pics from the poster from Beaumont from TOS? 

[CooterBrown 17938]

You forgot Houston Lamar HS, which should probably be #2 on the list

Don’t forget Lamar middle school. You get to be the head coach of both the 7th and 8th grade teams there.

[BearSchlong 8078]

Did we ever get the pics from the poster from Beaumont from TOS? 

Who was it besides me?

[Iceman 2646]

47 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

13 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Did we ever get the pics from the poster from Beaumont from TOS? 

Who was it besides me?

nah, there was a poster who( allegedly) had all these pics of hot women and videos of meet-n-greets and stuff, but (allegedly) could not download it to the site for everyone to view.

The name escapes me...  Wasn't he from Baytown, though, former Shagsters?

Edited November 27, 2019 by Iceman

[Bluemoon3287 56]

Went to a friend’s wedding in Beaumont back in the day - only time I’ve ever been there in my life.  Us guys went to the Yellow Rose strip club, as the night wore in one of the locals got a bit out of hand and two cops showed up, walked in the club wearing cowboy hats AND aviator sunshades - I shit you not even a little.....sunshades.....at midnight...thought I was in a Jackie Gleason, Burt Reynolds movie - 

[Let 'Em Hang 27]

1 minute ago, Bluemoon3287 said:

Went to a friend’s wedding in Beaumont back in the day - only time I’ve ever been there in my life.  Us guys went to the Yellow Rose strip club, as the night wore in one of the locals got a bit out of hand and two cops showed up, walked in the club wearing cowboy hats AND aviator sunshades - I shit you not even a little.....sunshades.....at midnight...thought I was in a Jackie Gleason, Burt Reynolds movie - 

Sounds like a Corey Hart song...

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

nah, there was a poster who( allegedly) had all these pics of hot women and videos of meet-n-greets and stuff, but (allegedly) could not download it to the site for everyone to view.

The name escapes me...  Wasn't he from Baytown, though, former Shagsters?

You're correct. It was Baytown. My bad.

M C Orange?

Edited November 27, 2019 by Kel Varnsen

[BearSchlong 8078]

Just took these from the plane

[Pescado_Rojo 19334]

On 11/26/2019 at 9:11 AM, tx 3 putt said:

There’s a highly toxic acid plant literally right next to the football stadium. It’s a very old facility. So Golden Triangle

Several years ago when I was a Sales Engineer at a software company, I went on a sales call to Lamar. My salesperson asked the CIO about their disaster recovery strategy. He looked over his glasses at her and said "m'am, my idea of a disaster is that plant across the street going up, and if that happens there won't be anything here to recover" 

[tx 3 putt 76437]

11 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Several years ago when I was a Sales Engineer at a software company, I went on a sales call to Lamar. My salesperson asked the CIO about their disaster recovery strategy. He looked over his glasses at her and said "m'am, my idea of a disaster is that plant across the street going up, and if that happens there won't be anything here to recover" 

The dead bodies aren’t going anywhere 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

You're correct. It was Baytown. My bad.

M C Orange?

I remember that. Man, talk about one of the greatest worst threads in Shaggy history. Didn’t he continually postpone pics and then finally, once the assholes had had enough of his shenanigans, get a crowd-sourced one way flight to Bolivia?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dead bodies aren’t going anywhere 

They will be hanging in trees in Bolivar. 

[Doze 1322]

Was there an airplane pulling a banner involved in his firing?

[BearSchlong 8078]

lol I was wondering where my post went, then saw I posted to the wrong thread.

MC Orange allegedly photographed sex with a Texans cheerleader, didn't he?