No wedding dress thread ???

[smwhorn 483]

Wife and daughter (no pics, I'll fucking cut you man) are shopping for wedding dresses this week.  For those with any recent experience, what's the financial damage gonna be?  NOT asking for a friend.

[tx 3 putt 77,748]

If she’s not virgin, can she really wear white ?

does the brides anal virginity factor in here ?

[TKthunder2 5,014]

Have had 6 family weddings in the past 4 years that the wife has helped out with and she is in the middle of helping with #7.

Price point is hard to pin down completely because a wedding in someone’s back yard and one  at the country club are in two different ballparks.  Assuming this is your general local (non destination) wedding at a venue with catered food I would say that the price point I would still depend on the girl but honestly it seems to depend on who is footing the bill.

If the bride/groom are paying or are on a limited budget they seem to get dresses as cheap as $400 to about $1200 but I’ve noticed when daddy paid for everything they don’t spend less than $2000 and up to $3500.

I can say that most of them (regardless of price point) ended up buying from Lulus (sp?) in Dallas.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

The financial damage  ?

Less than the fallout out of a grown man asking about the cost of wedding dresses on a college football site.

[NoRagrets 1,128]

Hem it yourself in your craft room.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,822]

Based on just having married off a daughter, I’d say budget $2k for the dress and alterations, and count yourself lucky if you come in under that.  

[Mr. Blutarsky 133]

6 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Have had 6 family weddings in the past 4 years that the wife has helped out with and she is in the middle of helping with #7.

Price point is hard to pin down completely because a wedding in someone’s back yard and one  at the country club are in two different ballparks.  Assuming this is your general local (non destination) wedding at a venue with catered food I would say that the price point I would still depend on the girl but honestly it seems to depend on who is footing the bill.

If the bride/groom are paying or are on a limited budget they seem to get dresses as cheap as $400 to about $1200 but I’ve noticed when daddy paid for everything they don’t spend less than $2000 and up to $3500.

I can say that most of them (regardless of price point) ended up buying from Lulus (sp?) in Dallas.

*She can't wear white.

[Mr. Blutarsky 133]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

If she’s not virgin, can she really wear white ?

does the brides anal virginity factor in here ?

*She can't wear white.

Edited November 27, 2019 by Mr. Blutarsky
I done fucked up.

[txhorns 2,413]

8 hours ago, smwhorn said:

Wife and daughter (no pics, I'll fucking cut you man) are shopping for wedding dresses this week.  For those with any recent experience, what's the financial damage gonna be?  NOT asking for a friend.

Interesting, most people don't put a wedding dress on the town bicycle.

[Armybrat 40,946]

Go cheap, if you can talk them into it.

Expensive wedding dresses are a terrible waste of $$$$, given that they are only worn for a handful of hours before the horny groom peels it off. Mrs. Brat wore her $400 (in 1967 dollars) fancy dress exactly four hours before changing into her “going away”* outfit. Then it was sent to a cleaners to be wrapped in a plastic bag and placed in a sealed cardboard box for storage in the attic (where it has been for 52 years).

* Going away to get laid.

Edited November 27, 2019 by Armybrat

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,839]

Skimp on the dress. You're gonna want to spend your money here: 

* I hear CDC is sending the Texas coaching staff. Maybe you can get

a group rate. 

 

 

Edited November 27, 2019 by Fuck Tim Beck

[tx 3 putt 77,748]

31 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

* Going away to get laid.

I hope you have her a great five minutes !

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Who was that hornfans poster that was the maid of honor in his sister's wedding, and he got shit about wearing a dress for years after that?  That was funny.

[Gil Bang 26,091]

mileslong?

[strangulation! 1,716]

crayon

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,822]

24 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

crayon

Yeah, the red headed Jewish diamond dealer.  

[Bevo&Pevo 5,309]

bank account = defeated

[dirtonia 269]

About 15K.

[cactusflinthead 27,613]

16 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Go cheap, if you can talk them into it.

Expensive wedding dresses are a terrible waste of $$$$, given that they are only worn for a handful of hours before the horny groom peels it off. Mrs. Brat wore her $400 (in 1967 dollars) fancy dress exactly four hours before changing into her “going away”* outfit. Then it was sent to a cleaners to be wrapped in a plastic bag and placed in a sealed cardboard box for storage in the attic (where it has been for 52 years).

* Going away to get laid.

Listen to the man. 

Fat lot of good it will do, because she ain't gonna hear about it. 

[Armybrat 40,946]

Why they don't rent wedding dresses just like men’s tuxedos is a mystery.
I and my groomsmen had to rent some damned monkey outfits, when our perfectly good business suits would’ve sufficed.

Money better spent on lube.

[Nivek 17,016]

I claim prima nocta.

[Telegraph_it 3,368]

Wife’s wedding dress was $4k and she sold it a year later for $2.5k on some website. 
 

FIL paid and let us keep that cash after the sale so it was a win win. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,006]

I agree with the OP, No Wedding Dress

Edited December 1, 2019 by NeverMarryAStripper