Happy Thanksgiving, you Surly bastards.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Yeah, yeah, “oh know we suck again” is the theme of this season’s football board, but we do have plenty of things to be thankful for.  Our team doesn’t wear maroon and our coach doesn’t have 8 years left on his contract... name something else football related that you’re thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and your families!

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

Negged

[Bevo&Pevo 5038]

I'm thankful for the female cheerleaders.  Happy Thanksgiving and have blessed holidays for all the demented, degenerate surly brethren.

[Bullneck 19024]

I'm thankful to be on vacation in St. Martin with my family 

[texifornia 56560]

Thankful we're back at the point where a trashfire season at least has a bowl at the end. And that I'm on a beach if the Tech game goes Beck-shaped.

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

happy bird day.  be thankful for your family and prosperity.

[Burt Macklin 19000]

I’m thankful for the time we had with @Machinator before he decided we weren’t worthy of him.

 

Edited November 28, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I'm thankful we at least have a qb that can complete a forward pass and a quality kicker.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21783]

I’m thankful the season is almost over.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Ah September showed so much promise.. but here we are near December. Here's to all you assholes who show up here to bitch and moan about the program. 

[Tex Long 4351]

I'm Thanksgiving that the Season is almost over.

Also, for what it's worth, I give thanks for the mostly somewhat friendly folks on this particular bit o' the 'Net.

Y'all have a good'un. And... as one who is not only reluctant to, but will not, cast stones... go get The Pope.

Okay? Cool. Hook'em.

[Horn80 6075]

3 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Yeah, yeah, “oh know we suck again” is the theme of this season’s football board, but we do have plenty of things to be thankful for.  Our team doesn’t wear maroon and our coach doesn’t have 8 years left on his contract... name something else football related that you’re thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and your families!

Texas didn’t screw up the coin flip this season.  Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Edited November 28, 2019 by Horn80

[pearlandhorn 3269]

I’m thankful for all of your moms. Especially @South Austin’s mom.

[Radical Larry 28529]

[mininghorn88 2270]

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you...you...well, you know who you are!

Hook’em...always.

[DFW Horn 6118]

I'm also thankful our season is almost over

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Fuck you

[alphahorn 1637]

happy thanksgiving assholes!

i'm thankful for Reshon, that fucker balls

[NAVY 6739]

Happy Thanksgiving surly internet amigos 

I’m thankful for all the threesomes this year 

also fuck ou 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

21 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

happy thanksgiving assholes!

i'm thankful for Reshon, that fucker balls

Roschon is a baller too.

[DaggerHorns 3058]

Eat shit everyone! I’m thankful that I don’t know any of you in real life...go fuck yourselves!

[futureman 22418]

I’m thankful for each and every one of you, all of whom I consider my friends.  may god bless you all on this day of gratitude. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I'm also thankful our season is almost over

wake me up before you go go

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

I'm thankful for all the free time I'm going to have on Fall saturdays the next year or two, and thankful to have everyone here to commiserate with about it.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

happy thanksgiving assholes!

I'm thankful we don't have to play these regarded goat fuckers any more...

[Bigbend1812 12896]

[mr. sunshine 2824]

I’m thankful to have been born an American human. I could have been born in some shithole country or been born a snail or something stupid like that. But then again I wouldn’t know who Tom Herman is so it’s probably a draw

Edited November 29, 2019 by mr. sunshine

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all.

[SDG 3319]

Football related:  I’m thankful that the Seahawks have helped me through the shit show that has been Texas  football the last decade.  
 

IRL: I’m thankful that I don’t know any of u assholes in real life because I’d always think about how many times you’ve posted in he Shart thread and if you have a new contribution after drinking to many Coors Lites.  

[Bullneck 19024]

9 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m thankful for the time we had with @Machinator before he decided we weren’t worthy of him.

 

What happened to Machinotoro?

[mininghorn88 2270]

45 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What happened to Machinotoro?

I meant to ask this earlier too. Should we be concerned?

[Scholz 11937]

So. Full.

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

Sweet potato pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, pumpkin cheesecake.  Piece out!

[DFW Horn 6118]

18 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Eat shit everyone! I’m thankful that I don’t know any of you in real life...go fuck yourselves!

Such heartfelt sentiment brings a tear to an old man's eye...

Fuck you, too.