Cowboys vs Bills: Turkey Day Edition

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,364]

Mistakes were made 

[futureman 22,420]

elite level throw

[RPM 26,237]

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

Wtf was that? 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,941]

Go. F. Yourself. Garrett and Jones.

[Firemans4Horn 17,857]

Lol, Tom Herman is embarrassed by that play. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1,469]

Pleases start the fire Garrett chants

[futureman 22,420]

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Wtf was that? 

mvp football

[cactusflinthead 27,595]

Uh. I expect to see Jerry with his hands on his face again. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

I'm starting to think these guys don't practice during the week. They lock the doors on the practice field and drink and watch pron.

[NAVY 6,739]

Dallas croach sucks 

[Drew 2,331]

I’m a Dak guy but that was a horrible throw. No excuse for that.

And WTF was that play call?!? How the fuck y’all still making Zeke the primary target on a passing play?!?

[SDG 3,319]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Not even into the EZ. Just inept all around.

GDGD approves.  

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

Lmao. Even if he catches it, he's tackled at the 3.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,109]

Somebody please make that a gif of Jerry.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

Swing pass to slow fuck on 4th and goal from the 6. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

Daked. Is that a thing? If not, it is now 

[Brandywine 1,313]

Jones ego is to blame for this disaster. 

[Drew 2,331]

Lmao. Even if he catches it, he's tackled at the 3.

Yep. No excuse for the throw. Dak was definitely bad there. But that play call? Wtf.

[Mo Horn 8,808]

Can we just hire Romo? 

['stache 21,778]

That’s why we don’t go for it. Stupid predictable play calling. Even if the pass had been there the defender was right there. Because dumbasses call a play 8 yards behind the line to gain.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,941]

Cowboys and Longhorns.  Worst coaching in football.  Cool.

[futureman 22,420]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

I’m a Dak guy but that was a horrible throw. No excuse for that.

that throw was standard dak. 

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

I’m a Dak guy but that was a horrible throw. No excuse for that.

And WTF was that play call?!? How the fuck y’all still making Zeke the primary target on a passing play?!?

2nd down, we call a 2 yard out that did nothing. What the fuck was that when it is goal to go? Fucking stupid

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

Can we just hire Romo? 

Why would Romo want to work for Jerry?

[Pato del Muerto 52,364]

Over 5 yards per play. 25 first downs. 300 yards of offense. 7 points. Similar to last Sunday. They have to go 3 fields per td. 

[Horn80 6,076]

More TV camera shots of Jerrah and his goober klan after failures. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

Has Jerry retired to the bathroom with a 20 something skank yet?

[Mo Horn 8,808]

Just now, 'stache said:

That’s why we don’t go for it. Stupid predictable play calling. Even if the pass had been there the defender was right there. Because dumbasses call a play 8 yards behind the line to gain.

Like Romo said, I have no problem going for it, but I'd the play isn't there before the snap, just take a delay and kick the fg.

[Ghost of Shag 2,585]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

that throw was standard dak. 

Shut the fuck up. You’re the worst poster on this board.

[NAVY 6,739]

 Niner fan cheering for Dallas. I feel dirty but ya’ll need some mojo. Let’s go Dallas! 

[RPM 26,237]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

Jones ego is to blame for this disaster. 

Since 1995 (I don't count '96 because that was Jimmy's leftovers)

[futureman 22,420]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Yep. No excuse for the throw. Dak was definitely bad there. But that play call? Wtf.

the play call was a throw into the end zone.  even a replacement level quarterback could have read the defense and thrown for the score.  dak checked down to the flat on 4th and goal from the six because he sucks at his position. 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

Getting embarrassed at home on Thanksgiving by a team who's best win coming in after 11 games played was the Tennessee fucking Titans. 

I didn't think Garrett would get fired this late in the season but if they want even the most remote chance to salvage this and make a playoff run canning him is the only way. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

Why wouldnt you just take the 3 points? wtf

['stache 21,778]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Like Romo said, I have no problem going for it, but I'd the play isn't there before the snap, just take a delay and kick the fg.

My point is, and has been, that going for it on 4th is pointless, because Garrett’s call will undoubtedly suck, and I was just proven right.

[Mo Horn 8,808]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Can we just hire Romo? 

Why would Romo want to work for Jerry?

Absolutely fair point. The same could be said about any decent coach. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

Hey look! It's the 3rd and Orlan o defense. FML 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

I have a huge problem with going for it on 4th down there

Edited November 29, 2019 by The_Great_Hornsby

[futureman 22,420]

damn, I wish had a qb like josh allen.  that guy can play. 

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Someone Bomar Allen please.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

How many planned QB Keepers had Dak run today? Zero

[Message Board User 12,389]

Josh Allen looks legit.  Or maybe it's just the Dallas defense.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

This whole game would be different if we couldve forced a turnover on the fumbled fourth down, what a joke

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Did he hit the guy

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Classic PI

[NAVY 6,739]

The DB just wanted a hug 

[TwiceHorn 31,316]

I wish I could quit Texas Football as easily as I quit Cowboy football 25 years ago.

 I just enjoy watching the futility.

[Drew 2,331]

If Jerry doesn’t fire Garrett after this game I’m done this season.

[Brandywine 1,313]

Jason knows it’s over. You can see it in the blank look on his face. 

Edited November 29, 2019 by Brandywine