Cowboys vs Bills: Turkey Day Edition

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8 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

And we killed Cooper for some reason.

That knee is barely hanging with Mr. Cooper.

['stache 21778]

2 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

He’s not the problem, but he’s also not the guy. He’ll never sniff a super bowl.

Eli Manning won 2 fucking Super Bowls, because coaching is the difference. Eli wasn’t “the guy” he had coaches who knew how to fucking coach. If you think Eli the mouth breather was better than Romo we’ll then there’s no reason to even converse anymore.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Man, I'm so glad that rough trip through the AFC East is over with. Some tough teams there.

Edited November 29, 2019 by LonghornJudas

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Just now, Drew said:

Before y’all trip he had to make play. So yes he held onto the ball trying to make a play.

4th and 4, drew. Again, have some fucking pocket awareness. I can’t say shit about the play call because who the fuck knows. All I know is Dak has to be better than he’s been this game. Straight up. 

['stache 21778]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He is assuredly not the answer. Garrett will be fired tomorrow. Richard will be given interim tag.  

Bullshit. Garrett has been shit for years. He’s unfireable.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Just now, 'stache said:

Eli Manning won 2 fucking Super Bowls, because coaching is the difference. Eli wasn’t “the guy” he had coaches who knew how to fucking coach. If you think Eli the mouth breather was better than Romo we’ll then there’s no reason to even converse anymore.

You’re comparing Dak - who’s accomplished what? - to a 2-time super bowl winner.  I agree there’s no reason to converse anymore.  I don’t speak moron.  

[Pato del Muerto 52364]

In the past when football was physical, the hit on cooper was just a tackle. 
but in 2019 diving helmet first into a player such that your only contact is the top of your head, seems like that would be a penalty.

[NAVY 6739]

Time out? Really? 
 

way to coach this up 

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Just now, NAVY said:

Time out? Really? 
 

way to coach this up 

So did he give Tom pointers or did Tom give him pointers?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Just now, 'stache said:

Bullshit. Garrett has been shit for years. He’s unfireable.

He won’t get fired. They’re just going to let his contract run out. When I said I had a gut feeling he was coming back, I assumed we’d win one of these two games. There’s no way Jerry re-ups Garrett’s contract if/when we miss the playoffs. 

['stache 21778]

Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

You’re comparing Dak - who’s accomplished what? - to a 2-time super bowl winner.  I agree there’s no reason to converse anymore.  I don’t speak moron.  

So you seriously contribute those Super Bowls to fucking Eli Manning? There’s definitely some moron talk going on. Eli wasn’t a winner. He played for coaches who knew how to coach. Romo and Dak play for idiot coaches who telegraph every play.

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When you're on an end-of-game or end-of-half drive, and there's a minute left, and you have 3 time outs, you automatically call a TO if a play doesn't stop the clock. You might save that last TO for a FG, but that's it. It's been that way ever since I started watching football as a kid - and Garrett doesn't even fucking know that

['stache 21778]

Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

Watch. He’ll be fired tomorrow. 

I’d bet a pizza he’s not. I’d love to lose that bet, but I won’t.

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2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

There’s no way Jerry re-ups Garrett’s contract if/when we miss the playoffs. 

He's got Stoops on speed dial

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1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Watch. He’ll be fired tomorrow. 

No. We'll still have a shot at the conference. Jones won't make a spectacle of this. He'll fire him the day after the season ends.

[futureman 22420]

hey a touchdown!

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1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Watch. He’ll be fired tomorrow. 

He fucking should be.

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2 pt conversion like it matters lol

[futureman 22420]

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Watch. He’ll be fired tomorrow. 

why would he fire a first place coach?  wouldn’t make sense. 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

So you're saying it's still a 2 possession game?

[NAVY 6739]

Touchdown = Jerry thinks “this guy can coach”

 

[cactusflinthead 27595]

Crow line ought to be good. 

Let the rage flow.

Get it all out. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

4 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

You’re comparing Dak - who’s accomplished what? - to a 2-time super bowl winner.  I agree there’s no reason to converse anymore.  I don’t speak moron.  

Eli made like one big pass in both of those Super Bowls. Eli Manning was about as responsible for those Super Bowls as Trent dilfer, and brad Johnson.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Surprise. They don't know how to kick an onside kick. Mother fuckers

['stache 21778]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

No. We'll still have a shot at the conference. Jones won't make a spectacle of this. He'll fire him the day after the season ends.

Nope. He’s been fireable for years. He has something on Jerry, he’ll retire here.

[DougO 5239]

In the history of the NFL how many players have been injured during an onside kick attempt?

[BearSchlong 8078]

why would he fire a first place coach?  wouldn’t make sense. 

Hahahahaha well played.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

He's got Stoops on speed dial

Shit, he’s definitely got Urban Meyer and Lincoln Riley on speed dial. Both guys are definitely better coaches than Garrett when it comes to scheming a game plan, and adjusting to that original game plan on game day. It’s just a matter of whether or not adults respect them, as opposed to 18 and 19 year old kids. 

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1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Eli made like one big pass in both of those Super Bowls. Eli Manning was about as responsible for those Super Bowls as Trent dilfer, and brad Johnson.

Eli was boring, but good in his prime. He threw darts.

[DougO 5239]

Garrett is gone (likely at the end of the year, but definitely gonzo). You can't lose this many games at home, following losses you need to rebound from, and still call yourself a viable NFL head coach with a decently talented team.

Especially getting blown out by such a vanilla team.

Edited November 29, 2019 by DougO

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So you seriously contribute those Super Bowls to fucking Eli Manning? There’s definitely some moron talk going on. Eli wasn’t a winner. He played for coaches who knew how to coach. Romo and Dak play for idiot coaches who telegraph every play.

No, I said Dak is not the guy and does not deserve a max contract - which is what he thinks he deserves and is going to demand.  Doing that would cripple whatever is left of this shit team.  Then you brought Eli into the discussion for some reason.  

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Just now, 'stache said:

Nope. He’s been fireable for years. He has something on Jerry, he’ll retire here.

What he has on Jerrah is ego.  He was Jerrahs guy and he delayed firing him because to fire him is to admit Jerrah was absolutely wrong.  Jerrahs never been as associated with a coach as Red, as he hired him as OC before the damn HC.  It’s all about Jerrah’s ego.... like everything else.  Jerrah is a failure as a football man.  He’ll die knowing it.

[DougO 5239]

Aptly named thread title.

[NAVY 6739]

Jerry calling.... 

Who dis? New phone 

[DougO 5239]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

What he has on Jerrah is ego.  He was Jerrahs guy and he delayed firing him because to fire him is to admit Jerrah was absolutely wrong.  Jerrahs never been as associated with a coach as Red, as he hired him as OC before the damn HC.  It’s all about Jerrah’s ego.... like everything else.  Jerrah is a failure as a football man.  He’ll die knowing it.

What he has is class. That's what made it tough to fire him. What he lacks is talent as a coach.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Allen is going to run this one.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Can we give Zeke a raise??

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Refs scew Buffalo again.

[BearSchlong 8078]

It's the neverending mediocrity that's so goddamned painful.

I'd love the cowboys if they were a salty 1-15 team instead of a soul-less 8-8.

[hookem48 4636]

trying to add drama, lol 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Haven't listened to Hitzges all year. This might be a good night. Is he still on? Where?

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[Revolution512 1480]

Garrett stays, kicker gets cut

[Horn80 6079]

Fuck you Jerry.

[SDG 3319]

I’m glad I only have to suffer through Texas terrible play. I feel for you Cowboys fans.  

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

6.5 favorites.  Even Vegas is trolling us at this point.  

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5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

What he has on Jerrah is ego.  He was Jerrahs guy and he delayed firing him because to fire him is to admit Jerrah was absolutely wrong.  Jerrahs never been as associated with a coach as Red, as he hired him as OC before the damn HC.  It’s all about Jerrah’s ego.... like everything else.  Jerrah is a failure as a football man.  He’ll die knowing it.

He’ll be buried with his 3 SB trophies, guaranteed. 

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Garrett is gone (likely at the end of the year, but definitely gonzo). You can't lose this many games at home, following losses you need to rebound from, and still call yourself a viable NFL head coach with a decently talented team.
Especially getting blown out by such a vanilla team.

I've said that a bunch. He will be back because jerry knows nobody will work for him.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Oh come on, Nance. These Bills are not for real. GTFOH.

[NowThis 931]

impressive the Bills WR crossing routes, mini-slants, quick cuts. They were wide open all night. The world should mimic their patterns, it was genius.  Made the Cowboys D look like a mediocre college squad, LB/DB huffing and puffing to catch up to the target.