Cowboys vs Bills: Turkey Day Edition

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Two terrible turnovers by Dak on back to back drives. Futureman will be here all day, ladies and gents. And drew will reply to every single one of his troll posts. Death, taxes, and all that shit.

[Drew 2331]

Dak's fucking up. Needs to be further back in the pocket. Not feeling the heat. Too fucking relaxed.

That was all XSF. He stepped up in the pocket to avoid that guy, XSF got killed.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Maybe the Cowboys will be able to afford Dak's new contract afterall

[Drew 2331]

Two terrible turnovers by Dak on back to back drives. Futureman will be here all day, ladies and gents. And drew will reply to every single one of his troll posts. Death, taxes, and all that shit.

Yeah except that one was on XSF, not Dak. He stepped up to avoid that guy.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

16 minutes ago, Drew said:

Dude really? You literally saw him go through several reads and take 3-4 seconds to dump off. At some point you have to take what’s there. He wasn’t running for a First down there.

Then take off running. You ain't getting the first down with that throw. Scramble laterally, wait for someone to break open. Staying in the pocket is killing us

[kingkoopa6 8320]

Fire JG @ halftime ?

[futureman 22418]

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

Two terrible turnovers by Dak on back to back drives. Futureman will be here all day, ladies and gents. And drew will reply to every single one of his troll posts. Death, taxes, and all that shit.

nah, we’re about to take the turkey out of the oven.  but dak sucks and don’t ever forget it.  

Im thankful that dak has not yet received a contract.  

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Just now, Drew said:

That was all XSF. He stepped up in the pocket to avoid that guy, XSF got killed.

Drew, I defend Dak as much as anyone but that was not all XSF. Have some fucking pocket awareness, and know that your backup guard is going up against a top 10 pick from this years draft. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

This fucking team self-destructs.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Don't accept the penalty! Jesus Christ, Garrett.

[TexasMan 10786]

Ahhhh Xavier Suafilo.

Tough scene. 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Uh, that's a fumble.

[RPM 26236]

[Drew 2331]

It’s comical at this point. This defense can’t get the ball. Can’t stop them other team ever.

 

They’re fucking cursed. Just never got anywhere. Fire everyone. Lose every game. Get a higher pick. I’m done.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

I’ve watched football my entire life. I’ve never seen that happen on a qb sneak. Ever. But it would happen in the cowboys thanksgiving game.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Cowboys defense thought the play was over I guess

[Longboard Horn 40164]

Josh Allen! What an effort!

[Horny Bull 2759]

What the fuck was that

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Not convinced Allen didn't lose the ball on 3rd down, but we didn't get a replay.

[Pato del Muerto 52354]

This shit only happens to Dallas, right?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Just a heads up play by the QB

[SDG 3319]

As someone who doesn’t follow either team this maybe a dumb question but why was Dallas favored by 7?

 

to clarify BUF is 8-3 and DAL is 6-5.  

Edited November 28, 2019 by SDG

[Longboard Horn 40164]

Just now, SDG said:

As someone who doesn’t follow either team this maybe a dumb question but why was Dallas favored by 7?

Cuz Jerruh paid money to make it so

[RPM 26236]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

But it would happen in the cowboys thanksgiving game.

This game always has and always will be an anomaly.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5343]

Jaylon Smith has been mostly ass this year. 

[RPM 26236]

welp

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

These fucking Cowboys

[Firemans4Horn 17848]

So much talent. Such a shitty team. 

 

Fire the GM. Fire Garrett. 

[Drew 2331]

We run truck plays for incompletions and/or 3 yards.

Other team runs it for TDs.

Fuck this team. They need a different direction.

[Deej 76584]

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I will say that Having done a 5K this morning frying a turkey and drinking plenty of alcohol I’m comfortably numb for the upcoming close game fuckery.

Perhaps will even be entertained.

Impressed you could fry a turkey while running a 5k

[Underdog 28459]

Philly- Philly 

[RPM 26236]

Buffalo's kicker has Garrett syndrome.

[Jive Turkey 12569]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Jaylon Smith has been mostly ass this year. 

Same with LVE. LB was supposed to be a strength. 

[Horn80 6075]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

So much talent. Such a shitty team. 

 

Fire the GM. Fire Garrett. 

Yes,  plz.

Edited November 28, 2019 by Horn80

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Fuck it. My fantasy team needed that Singletary td. This team is ass, my dudes. Just lose the next two weeks so I can stop being emotionally invested. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

This isn't the D's fault. They should have been on the bench resting for two extra series this half. They stopped the Bills on one of their two turnovers. But fuck, Dak's gotta get his head out of his ass. 

[Jive Turkey 12569]

Bailed out. 

[Surly Bevo 24703]

We just found the team Goodell hates more than Dallas.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Damn that was close 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Fuck it.  Hope we lose.  Put the nail in Garrett’s coffin.  Fucking loser.

[Bigbend1812 12896]

Dak is ass my dude

[Zepol87 9172]

Bailed out by the refs lol

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Nobody can catch the ball

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

No fakes. Impossible to make a ten yard run in the last two minutes - so just pass pass pass. 

[Pancho 44518]

This team won’t be anything until jerry is dead and not meddling.

its maddening 

[Deej 76584]

I'll just replay this tomorrow instead of watching the Longhorns. Should be about the same experience. 

[Jive Turkey 12569]

Ed Oliver is a beast. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Ed Oliver showing out

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Fuck you Oliver

[Drew 2331]

Had no fucking time. Blitz wasn’t picked up.