Cowboys vs Bills: Turkey Day Edition

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

We just let twenty seconds go off the clock. Gotta hurry up. Can't call a time out and plan an attack. Three time outs stupid fucks

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

We just wasted forty seconds on two plays

[Drew 2331]

Need to be playing for a TD not a damned FG.

Fuck you garrett.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

About fucking time, Garrett. Jackass

[Anastasis 23402]

Lol. No confidence in picking up the first down so let’s the clock run. 

[Drew 2331]

Why didn’t they call timeouts earlier? Garrett is so fuck stupid in game day.

We really are fucked by him.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Abysmal offensive scheming

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Catch the fucking ball

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

So we end the half with two time outs on the twenty fucking yard line. That's horrible clock management. Fucking horrible

[Drew 2331]

Hey look the time outs don’t matter now and Garrett played for a FG. What a fucking surprise.

[Anastasis 23402]

Gingers are the worst. 

[Horn80 6075]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Why didn’t they call timeouts earlier? Garrett is so fuck stupid in game day.

We really are fucked by him.

This is not news.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

We sshould be sitting at ten yard line with forty seconds left.

[Anastasis 23402]

Three yard pass. Lol. Fuck this. 

[Drew 2331]

Such a stupid fucking coaching decision. No reason to have 2 timeouts left(and I’m not counting that last useless time out)

[satyanash 14281]

Embarrassing. All that for zero points.

Edited November 28, 2019 by satyanash

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Good job, pussies. Play for that FG.

[Firemans4Horn 17848]

Maher is such a spare. 

[Horn80 6075]

Fuck this team.

[Anastasis 23402]

Of course.

[Horny Bull 2759]

That’s what you get Garrett you dumbfuck

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Fuck you Garret 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

How about we retroactively give the bills HC that timeout that he clearly called before the snap. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

[Drew 2331]

Or course he missed it.

 

I’m not even mad at Maher. That was all karma for pussy ass Garrett for playing for a FG and not using Timeouts. when they were on the opponents side did the field.

 

We deserve to lose this game. Guck Garrett.

 

[Firemans4Horn 17848]

Amazing how shitty the special teams are. 

[kingkoopa6 8320]

Lol

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

What a collection of losers.  Top to bottom.  

[LTtxfan 49004]

3 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Good job, pussies. Play for that FG.

[anacardo 217]

I have never seen a team make worse use of a short clock than the Garrett Cowboys.  It is perverse.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Fire Jason Garrett 

[SDG 3319]

Just now, anacardo said:

I have never seen a team make worse use of a short clock than the Garrett Cowboys.  It is perverse.

You must of missed the Charle Strong years at Texas.  

[RPM 26236]

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

When we don't blitz, we give their QB way way too much time

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Teams run against the bills so the bills were worried. But not dallas. Not zeke. They won’t run on you 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

2 minutes ago, SDG said:

You must of missed the Charle Strong years at Texas.  

The ugliness of this offense reminds me is almost on par with UT this year. Ugly fucking football. Hard to watch. By now Landry or Johnson would have beat somebody with a lead pipe in front of the cameras. Fuck you Jones for giving us this shit.

[Horn80 6075]

Halftime show sucks as much as the game.  Thanks Jerry 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

This game deserves Creed or Nickelback at halftime instead.

[tbone_ 14027]

Quoted just because

[Anastasis 23402]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Halftime show sucks as much as the game.  Thanks Jerry 

This is horrible. 

[RPM 26236]

Don't care for the singer but the stage is impressive. Get who put that together as coach.

[tbone_ 14027]

Who is Minnie Pearl out there singing?

[LonghornJudas 1090]

At least it wasn't Bad Bunny.

['stache 21778]

Play calling is so pathetic. We have 5 fucking plays run in rotation. Unimaginative, so easy to stop on the opponents side of the field. I really think Garrett hates Kerry amd is just fucking with him to see how long he can go without being fired.

[Huckleberry 32710]

On this page I realized that Alison Brie mouthing "pussy" over and over for 10 minutes would be so much better than any halftime show they've done. 

Edited November 28, 2019 by Huckleberry

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

And I thought the Lions/Bears game was going to be the shittiest performance of the day.  

[Jive Turkey 12569]

15 minutes ago, Drew said:

Or course he missed it.

 

I’m not even mad at Maher. That was all karma for pussy ass Garrett for playing for a FG and not using Timeouts. when they were on the opponents side did the field.

 

We deserve to lose this game. Guck Garrett.

 

Playing for the FG made no sense especially after Garrett went  for it on fourth and inches from our own 20. 

[Pato del Muerto 52354]

Every second of this broadcast is a targeted affront to my senses. 
 

I’d claim I knew Maher would miss but the fact is I expect him to miss every kick. 

Edited November 28, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[RPM 26236]

When I was young I always went to the Thanksgiving game because it was the easiest to get tickets. You'd have to give me VIP suite tickets with helo transportation to go now.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Clappy doesn't say a fucking word into that fucking headset